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FootieMadJonny

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Well its all relative, 90% of escorts in Newcastle charge £100 on the hour set by the agencies that dominate the region, doubt many punters would pay more or her personally.

Touring escorts usually cover extra costs by working more hours in the day than normal.  Simple as that as no home life distractions !

Not sure why you care, they are either affordable and you want to fuck them or you don't
I don't really care, I was replying to the questions. I find it quite interesting.

Offline mattylondon

You have listened to a sob story and believed it. They tour to earn money in a different market and will charge what they can, if she believes that she can get more money than Essex in the Newcastle I would think she has not done her homework as the few times I have been there salaries were 30% less than the South.
From memory there were a lot of fat women there too so she does not have a USP.  :hi:
I agree with you, but my interest in her is a big fat zero. No pun intended.

And as you say, the only reason prossies go on 'tour', is to identify and earn money in a different market. Nothing wrong with that, of course and in a way quite smart. What isn't smart is to charge more in a poorer area than one would do in the South East?!  :crazy:

I'm more interested in this rather odd cheerleading and justification of prossies who bump their rates up, based on some strange notion of overheads? All seems rather fishy to me. There's a fine line between cheerleading and it being something else... it wouldn't be the first time either.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2016, 02:55:27 am by mattylondon »

FootieMadJonny

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I agree with you, but my interest in her is a big fat zero. No pun intended.

And as you say, the only reason prossies go on 'tour', is to identify and earn money in a different market. Nothing wrong with that, of course and in a way quite smart. What isn't smart is to charge more in a poorer area than one would do in the South East?!  :crazy:

I'm more interested in this rather odd cheerleading and justification of prossies who bump their rates up, based on some strange notion of overheads? All seems rather fishy to me. There's a fine line between cheerleading and it being something else... it wouldn't be the first time either.
Hello Matty, I did explain what I meant by overheads.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2016, 03:24:45 am by FootieMadJonny »

FootieMadJonny

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As I suspected that it was just for the tour. Rates gone back to normal  :thumbsup:

Offline sxman

Are these pictures still around MattyLondon? I didn't realise she used to be much slimmer. I tend to gravitate towards the larger girls.

There are some pictures on UKE of Emily of her slimmer self, Oh how she has changed.

FootieMadJonny

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There are some pictures on UKE of Emily of her slimmer self, Oh how she has changed.
Yes had a good look! Must say though I prefer her now

stuie123123

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personally I think socks and cunnyhunt should ask her if she is up for a threesome. now that would make for an interested read  :drinks: :lol: 
Me I'm skint now  :dash: just back from Australia and Thailand.met a girl in bar in Thailand and ended up being with her for 3 weeks.paid for day to day things apart from that only gave her 6000 Bart £120. different world out there .great time  :thumbsup:

Offline socks

personally I think socks and cunnyhunt should ask her if she is up for a threesome. now that would make for an interested read  :drinks: :lol: 
Some safety in numbers I suppose, presuming you were thinking about if she kicks off again, perhaps while she's being skewered? :unknown:

Offline finn5555

You can do her in KFC toilets for the price of a bargain bucket  :lol:

FootieMadJonny

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You can do her in KFC toilets for the price of a bargain bucket  :lol:
I highly doubt that  :thumbsdown:


FootieMadJonny

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You don't know the half of it mate  :lol:
Maybe not, although I have read most of the previous issues/incidents. I assume it was just a dig at her weight? Not that there's any evidence she would actually do something so ludicrous.

FootieMadJonny

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Got another booking in a few hours :yahoo:

vw

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this horrible creature is stalling on here and uke threatening to come back every time her name is mentioned, blackmail in my opinion.

Certainly a weirdo to avoid back then at kettle gate and even more.

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« Last Edit: July 30, 2017, 05:27:54 am by vw »

Offline Belgarion

Needs to go on the Black List for admitting to online harrassment and stalking

Offline Sparta Prada

this horrible creature is stalling on here and uke threatening to come back every time her name is mentioned, blackmail in my opinion.

Certainly a weirdo to avoid back then at kettle gate and even more.

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I clicked on the UKE link, read the thread up til the posts timed at 4.47am this morning and can't believe there are still a further 25+ pages to go!

She ain't going anywhere. Apart from KFC to pick up her daily bargain bucket.

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Offline cueball

That op fake review is laughable and the subsequent posts  :dash: what a deluded nut job

nervous colin

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Can anyone enlighten me as to what "kettlegate"is all about?

Offline Sparta Prada

Can anyone enlighten me as to what "kettlegate"is all about?

Type ketlegate into the search box in the top right hand corner. I'm not 100% familiar with it too, but IIRC it entails Kylie/Emily turning up for an outcall as part of a duo but worse for wear. She accused the punter of not paying her but it turned out she had left it under or behind a kettle but forgotten to pick it up?

Offline Sparta Prada

That op fake review is laughable and the subsequent posts  :dash: what a deluded nut job

And I love the fact the first page has so many banned dicks on there!

Offline finn5555

Can anyone enlighten me as to what "kettlegate"is all about?

She got pissed lost the plot and got arrested basically

vw

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She got pissed lost the plot and got arrested basically

you missed a meltdoen last night 249 posts and one accidental like over 8 hours of nonsense.

She was going to send punter photos of RRR to prove RRR was not her duo partner, she is absolute head case.

Offline finn5555

you missed a meltdoen last night 249 posts and one accidental like over 8 hours of nonsense.

She was going to send punter photos of RRR to prove RRR was not her duo partner, she is absolute head case.

I thought she was banned

vw

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I thought she was banned

new account waited for admin to be in bed then started her insanity trying to blackmail the forums not to speak to her.

she threatened if anyone mentions me on ukp or uke i will come back, what a nasty though.

You missed one of those threads.  She needs some serious therapy.   :wacko: :crazy:

Offline finn5555

new account waited for admin to be in bed then started her insanity trying to blackmail the forums not to speak to her.

she threatened if anyone mentions me on ukp or uke i will come back, what a nasty though.

You missed one of those threads.  She needs some serious therapy.   :wacko: :crazy:

I did flag this to admin as she sent me a load of shit on WA

vw

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I did flag this to admin as she sent me a load of shit on WA

She will keep coming back thats for sure.

glad i don't use such things.

Offline Belgarion

She will keep coming back thats for sure.

glad i don't use such things.

What's WA?

vw

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What's WA?

Route of all evil, where stalker prossie snoop trying ti find real life details on punters i hear, to be avoided even if you think you are locked down

AS whatsapp, avoid even with punting phone.


Offline Belgarion

Route of all evil, where stalker prossie snoop trying ti find real life details on punters i hear, to be avoided even if you think you are locked down

AS whatsapp, avoid even with punting phone.

A dangerous thing to have in the land of punt

Offline finn5555

A dangerous thing to have in the land of punt

It's safe only on my punting phone and I switch sims regularly

vw

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It's safe only on my punting phone and I switch sims regularly
good luck with that.

vw

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Just for reference this mentalist has reappeared pretending to be another escort on uke

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Real headcase, be very wary of this one.

Offline finn5555

Just for reference this mentalist has reappeared pretending to be another escort on uke

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Real headcase, be very wary of this one.

Is that my fat mate Emily  :D

vw

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Is that my fat mate Emily  :D

yep pretending to be another banned member, really has every screw loose possible.

Offline finn5555

yep pretending to be another banned member, really has every screw loose possible.

Jesus what she playing at  :wackogirl:

How much fatter is she now I wonder  :unknown: Don't see any reports for her on here as i guess the sane ones have the measure of her now  :hi:

James999

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Offline finn5555

been reliably informed she is now a size 24 so definitely growing  :vomit:

She is a member here as well   External Link/Members Only  :D

Offline muddy funxter

she is a cunt of the highest order

Danger!WillRobinson

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been reliably informed she is now a size 24 so definitely growing  :vomit:

She is a member here as well   External Link/Members Only  :D

WTF...??   :unknown: And some people have the gall to think paying for sex is somehow weird and unnatural...

James999

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been reliably informed she is now a size 24 so definitely growing  :vomit:

She is a member here as well   External Link/Members Only  :D

That's shocking, I remember the pictures she posted on here of when she was a size 8, she had a seriously trim figure then, she must have worked very hard to balloon to such a size  :thumbsdown:

Offline finn5555

she must have worked very hard to balloon to such a size  :thumbsdown:

She clearly likes her food  :D

James999

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She clearly likes her food 

And everyone else's portion as well by the sounds of it, to make such a massive transformation  :wacko:

Offline muddy funxter

That's shocking, I remember the pictures she posted on here of when she was a size 8, she had a seriously trim figure then, she must have worked very hard to balloon to such a size  :thumbsdown:

A size 8 I would like to see that!

Offline finn5555

A size 8 I would like to see that!

Probably photoshopped my guess is she was a fat kid as well  :vomit:

Danger!WillRobinson

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Perhaps blokes book her to experience the thrill of seeming slim by comparison...
« Last Edit: January 11, 2018, 04:40:04 pm by Danger!WillRobinson »

Offline smiths

Probably photoshopped my guess is she was a fat kid as well  :vomit:

Looked a 14-16 ish to me when the pics with the cash stuck in her arse cheeks during Kettlegate were posted on here, before it all went down the shitter for poor Enzio that night.

Offline finn5555

Looked a 14-16 ish to me when the pics with the cash stuck in her arse cheeks during Kettlegate were posted on here, before it all went down the shitter for poor Enzio that night.

She still denies she was arrested  :sarcastic:

Offline smiths

She still denies she was arrested  :sarcastic:

She denies everything she can think of except Kettlegate did happen, but she was a young girl then and learnt from it so she posted. :rolleyes: And was now honest, yeah so honest she posed as the OP of this thread and white knighted herself on here years later. :thumbsdown: