My overnight check list
1. Confirm everything i want will be delivered. Confirm that they dont expect 8hr sleep in a 12hr booking.
2. Book a decent Hotel (advance booking is cheaper but prossie can fuck you up by changing dates when booked in advance)
3. Bring My own booze. Only bring enough for her to get happily drunk (legless isnt good if you have morals like me. Had it go this way twice. Lesson learnt)
4. Food, Meet after 8pm so I dont have to pay her to eat or waste time going out 'socialising'. Bring the snacks I want, the night is about my wants not hers.
5. Unplug the telly (Amazing the shit they suddenly find interesting when you want to get straight back into round 3,4,5,6,7 or even 8
)
Thats just a few of my basic rules. Most of the time something goes wrong and you leave feeling a bit cheated unless you got a very good price (400) Had in the region of 12 overnights, only half I count as good, one as unbeatable and the rest dire.
Try and be quite forceful in getting what you want from the night. If your horny and she is time wasting tell her. She will happily fuck about till you give up and go to sleep. Worst that can happen is she will want to go. Ask for 50% money back in this case. They usually try and give you the best sex session before they leave in the morning, in the hope you forget all about the bullshit you put up with for the other 11.5hrs.
best memory was a girl called Neve from Liverpool. Waiting on her pal picking her up. Sitting on the couch with a hard on. She seen me eyeing her ass up in the mirror. She hiked her dress up round her waist, flung me a condom turned away and said get stuck in there. Fucked hard and fast for about five minutes, pulled out and proceeded to unload my balls all over the back of her dress. She stuck her jacket on, kissed me goodbye then fucked off.