Rating Kissing - The MTB scale

[HailWood]

I have plenty of time on my hands while travelling around the UK and I can think about work or I can think about something interesting and useful.  So my mind wandered to kissing and how important it is to me during a meeting; in fact the quality of kissing can seriously impact the perceived quality of the punt.  The BIG QUESTION is how does one rate it a straight 0 to 10 just doesn't quite cut it. I like a well executed sensual kiss as much as a full on DFK. So I have come up with the MTB scale

                   S5, S6, S7, S8, S9,
0, 1, 2, 3, 4,                               10.
                   D5, D6, D7, D8, D9,


0 = no kissing at all
1-4, various stages of pecking and lip pressing
S= sensuous kissing which involved FK without it being full on tonsil hockey
D = proper DFK; the PSE equivalent of kissing
10 = perfection (not expecting any 10's)

Thoughts from my fellow punters?

[Steely Dan]

You are mad.

Perhaps build it with inspiration
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[HailWood]

Not mad - bored on motorways 

[mrfishyfoo]

You are mad.

+1 

I also think this would be better placed on the main UK board.

[NervousJ]

+1 

I also think this would be better placed on the main UK board.

Ha ha ha, they might not be as kind and good natured as we are.....

[mediumjoe]

 Steely Dan, that YouTube was absolutely brilliant just got better and better and better, 

 When he is looking at women in  the hardly crazy at all zone  but above an eight in the hot zone,  must be unicorns because they don't exist. 

  Right at the end when he is looking at what women look for in a man is classic.  Gentlemen it might be five minutes long but it really is worth watching!

For any young man looking for a woman it should be required watching.

MTB.  It could work but would need it kept handy to refer to as it's just a little complicated.

[mrfishyfoo]

Ha ha ha, they might not be as kind and good natured as we are.....

Good point. 

[HailWood]

Y'see, I was trying to compare Lizzy's kissing with Lucie's. I enjoyed both about that same (I would suggest Level 8). But they are very different experiences. Lizzy is far more senusuous while Lucie is full on DFK.
Chelsea who I saw recently is just a 3 at best.

So if you saw me rate Lizzie as an S8 then you know what you are going to get.

WTF am I bothering spending time on this. I don't really give a shit but there is a geek living inside me somewhere!!!