Best thing said to you by a WG

[longballs]

Probably wanted to get me to hurry up and finish, but...

She says; "oh god, I'm going to cum in a minute, try and cum at the same time as me...."
moments later followed up with; "oh god, I can`t hold out any longer" followed by what seemed like a pretty genuine orgasm on her part.

[Pompoy123]

Probably wanted to get me to hurry up and finish, but...

She says; "oh god, I'm going to cum in a minute, try and cum at the same time as me...."
moments later followed up with; "oh god, I can`t hold out any longer" followed by what seemed like a pretty genuine orgasm on her part.

 :cool girl: saw you coming for miles lol

[Dodo]

Punt in Birmingham where the girls shower had broken. Told her I was in the building game and she said to me 'fix it and I'll give you three free one hour punts' 

[RedKettle]

Punt in Birmingham where the girls shower had broken. Told her I was in the building game and she said to me 'fix it and I'll give you three free one hour punts' 

and did she????

[threechilliman]

Today I returned to the girl who said this to me on my first visit:-

'You're a proper good fuck you are, you could fuck for England!'

This time before we fucked she said 'Go easy on me, I've got a sore back'. After we'd fucked she said 'You certainly know how to fuck a girl you do' to which i replied 'Keep talking, you're doing wonders for my ego'.

She never moaned about her back afterwards either

tcm

[threechilliman]

and did she????

I think we all know the answer to that!

tcm

[socks]

Today I returned to the girl who said this to me on my first visit:-

'You're a proper good fuck you are, you could fuck for England!'

This time before we fucked she said 'Go easy on me, I've got a sore back'. After we'd fucked she said 'You certainly know how to fuck a girl you do' to which i replied 'Keep talking, you're doing wonders for my ego'.

She never moaned about her back afterwards either

tcm

Trouble is mr chillies that if she were thinking about how our footballers play for England, she might have meant that you were alright in theory, produced the goods when it doesn't matter, think you're better than what you really are and when it comes to the big occasions you are a massive let down. 

[jenkojingo]

ohh burn!!!

[threechilliman]

Trouble is mr chillies that if she were thinking about how our footballers play for England, she might have meant that you were alright in theory, produced the goods when it doesn't matter, think you're better than what you really are and when it comes to the big occasions you are a massive let down. 

That's what Mrs tcm says

tcm

[Dusktildawn]

WG:do you mind I only have Apple flavoured condoms
Me:no,I won't be sucking on it 

[squeezebox]

On seeing a new WG, and before undressing, she asked me, "you're not gonna have a heart attack with me are you?"     

After a vigorous fuck-fest, she said "I could be the one having the heart attack"   

[Zeusthedoc]

On seeing a new WG, and before undressing, she asked me, "you're not gonna have a heart attack with me are you?"     

After a vigorous fuck-fest, she said "I could be the one having the heart attack"   

For the ignorant, a little context might be helpful.....

What made her ask that?

[Sedlmayer]

For the ignorant, a little context might be helpful.....

What made her ask that?

He's a massively overweight, red-faced sweaty cunt.
(Just guessing, of course.....)

[squeezebox]

For the ignorant, a little context might be helpful.....

What made her ask that?

It was within the first 10 minutes of meeting her, after she took the fee (just in case I suppose). She was smiling though...just her sense of humour, or  maybe I'm older, less fit than her normal clients... 

[squeezebox]

He's a massively overweight, red-faced sweaty cunt.
(Just guessing, of course.....)

I'd like to say I've got 12% body fat...      maybe the crane having to lift me through the window, over the balcony, had something to do with it!   

[Baldy]

I should be paying you .

[Dodo]

and did she????

Yep, she was absolutley true to her word and did all three with gusto.......mind you it was a good job on the shower....treated her to one of those LED ones.......lads in brum who have visited Sukanda will have had many a good shower in there 

[Robert44]

During doggy, she says "I could do this all day", to which I reply, "yeah, but I can't afford it" 

[Sedlmayer]

I'd like to say I've got 12% body fat...      maybe the crane having to lift me through the window, over the balcony, had something to do with it!   

[Marmalade]

Quite a few need their eyes tested

It can probably be an advantage on their line of work. Or they could just leave their contacts out. The way fluffies do . . .

[shaunogg]

not said by a working girl,
but in a lap dancing club a touting dancer told my mate he looked like johnny depp.
to which i replied ' yeah love, only if johnny depp had a massive car crash and the reconstructive surgery went badly wrong'
didn't go down too well.... i thought it was funny.

[yorkshire123]

As I reached for the lube after slipping on the condom a parlour girl who I had seen a few times said to me "I don't need that with you"
Initially I thought wow she gets naturally wet with me, I must be good 
Driving home reality of what she was saying hit home 

[SirFrank]

I've always been a bit cynical. Even though I've got a cock like Gary Colemans arm and a tongue like a panting German Shepard, I tend to take punting compliments with a large pinch of salt. I guess my favourite was you look like a young Victor Mature

[G-style]

I guess my favourite was you look like a young Victor Mature

better than "you look like an old Victor Mature..." I suppose

[licky]

Occasionally the blue pills have the effect of delaying the pop and after one very long non stop fuck session the girl says "I'm going to charge you double next time you visit". "why's that?" I say. "Because I'm proper fucked and I don't want to see another customer today now". 

After one particularly good session, Hailey of La Maison Bury said she would only ever see me again as last man of the  day, cos she was so cummed out afterwards that she was "like a tit with no nipple" and no good to anybody else.

[backofthenet]

"you're not Jimmyredcab are you"

after I said I post on this site....

[385North]

After a failed attempt at losing my anal cherry (I simply couldn’t get my cock up her arse no matter how hard I tried), one my of my favourite MILF’s said #Here, you can have your thirty pounds back”. God bless you Smiley Sindy. I'm sure other paid-for's would simply have trousered the cash for puckering up.

[Sedlmayer]

After a failed attempt at losing my anal cherry (I simply couldn’t get my cock up her arse no matter how hard I tried), one my of my favourite MILF’s said #Here, you can have your thirty pounds back”. God bless you Smiley Sindy. I'm sure other paid-for's would simply have trousered the cash for puckering up.

That's Sindy for you

[Marmalade]

After a failed attempt at losing my anal cherry (I simply couldn’t get my cock up her arse no matter how hard I tried), one my of my favourite MILF’s said #Here, you can have your thirty pounds back”. God bless you Smiley Sindy. I'm sure other paid-for's would simply have trousered the cash for puckering up.

Too right. And there should be a thread on it (getting a cock up an arse). One of my preferred techniques (if the girl is not an expert) in case it helps is to shag her hard doggy which can loosen things up a bit, and, after a few minutes, as I squeeze her arse cheeks, get my thumbs closer to the chocolate factory, pulling it open a bit with the squeezes and then easing a thumb or two inside. A couple of thumbs is a starter. It's helpful to know if the girl has a favourite position for arse-fucking (assuming she has done it rather than just ticked everything). If not, you really have to figure how it works best for her. When you get a thumb or a few fingers up there you can tell when the reflex muscles stop trying to bite it off (it's not just a case of two bottles of lube - unless you put the bottle rather than the contents up lol). When you've finished fucking her arse, remember to take it out *gently* or you may have a very unhappy bunny to deal with.

I'm only attracted to certain very appealing (to me) butt-holes so I am sure many aficionados can add more tips and advice. Once I get a finger or fingers in there, I either enjoy having them squeezed or, if she is very relaxed, start thinking about shoving my cock there. If I've got a couple of fingers (or two thumbs in doggy) and it is clear she is up for it, moving and jiggling them *very vigorously* seems to help get things ready in many cases.

[Marmalade]

ps Another way I like is when you are both on your side, fucking her from behind, and her asshole happens to be quite close to the cunt. Her cunt juices can salivate over her sphincter ready to pop the big one inside.   

[nufc4life]

Was fucking a lass, quite vigorously, I really fancied her as and she was proper fit, and I always managed to last longer with her as well for some reason....

anyway just before I came she moaned a lot and made it appear that she came as well, either real or she was a very good actress.... jumped off the bed after laying there for 2 mins and said:

'I'll have to tell my mum about that, no ones made my legs feel like jelly before!'

as imagined I was quite amused and confused, and thought she probably says that to all her punters, but still I was well chuffed!

[Boundless]

"Why didn't you tell me before that you were married, I find it a huge turn-on"

This from a 19year old!

[sir_david]

“Positive    Sweet Leeloo (81)    10/12/2012 21:09    Offering Services
     David is friendly, helpful, very good heart, I regret not to meet man like this in my real life.”

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Pity, because she was a really good fuck and if I’d been a few years younger, I might well have taken her up! But she has now converted to “Erotic Content Provider” – maybe with some encouragement, she might return?

[Buster Bhakdoorsin]

"I'm quite happy your a bit too fat, your cock'd really hurt me if you could get any closer."

How to both compliment and destroy a portly punter in seconds...

[kingkong]

One said "Don't believe anything an escort tells you, it's all lies to make you think we would still be interested in a punter if they didn't pay us. Some punters are that dumb that they believe it though"

[mh]

One said "Don't believe anything an escort tells you, it's all lies to make you think we would still be interested in a punter if they didn't pay us. Some punters are that dumb that they believe it though"

And that's the best thing she said to you? OK, so perhaps we should have defined "best" at the outset!
 

[myothernameis]

Your a big boy

Don't you dare come before me

You good with your tongue, licking her clit

[kingkong]

And that's the best thing she said to you? OK, so perhaps we should have defined "best" at the outset!
 

Obviously no prossie has ever said that, I was just being facetious to wake some of the fluffies up on here who believe what prossies say.

[Jeremy]

One said "Don't believe anything an escort tells you, it's all lies to make you think we would still be interested in a punter if they didn't pay us. Some punters are that dumb that they believe it though"

How do you know she was telling the truth then?

[jolder]

"Is it in yet" while i was in mid stroke.... 

[StPunt]

“Positive    Sweet Leeloo (81)    10/12/2012 21:09    Offering Services
     David is friendly, helpful, very good heart, I regret not to meet man like this in my real life.”

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Pity, because she was a really good fuck and if I’d been a few years younger, I might well have taken her up! But she has now converted to “Erotic Content Provider” – maybe with some encouragement, she might return?

i think she's just engaging your fluffy side david

[mh]

Obviously no prossie has ever said that, I was just being facetious to wake some of the fluffies up on here who believe what prossies say.

I don't think many people are saying they believe what is said, we're mostly just airing the most convincing or outrageous ego boosts.

[Marmalade]

Does anyone believe good things come out of a prossie's mouth?? (other than my dick when I've just shot my load). I mean when they are working as prossies, not suggesting that all women that work as prossies talk shite, just that if they say 'good' things during a paid session then they are barely noticeable since it should just be something that adds to the mood and nothing more.

ok, I'm being awkward, but as someone has pointed out, it's a bit of a silly thread just airing OTT comments. I had a prossie once who said she wanted to see me outside of work and threw the money back when I tried to give it her afterwards. Don't remember the exact string of expletives but I suppose that was 'good' (and she was a better shag at no-fee for a few weeks than the shite service she gave me when I had paid).

How do you know when a prossie/politician/lawyer is not talking utter shite? When they are not working . . .

[Pompoy123]

Does anyone believe good things come out of a prossie's mouth?? (other than my dick when I've just shot my load). I mean when they are working as prossies, not suggesting that all women that work as prossies talk shite, just that if they say 'good' things during a paid session then they are barely noticeable since it should just be something that adds to the mood and nothing more.

ok, I'm being awkward, but as someone has pointed out, it's a bit of a silly thread just airing OTT comments. I had a prossie once who said she wanted to see me outside of work and threw the money back when I tried to give it her afterwards. Don't remember the exact string of expletives but I suppose that was 'good' (and she was a better shag at no-fee for a few weeks than the shite service she gave me when I had paid).

How do you know when a prossie/politician/lawyer is not talking utter shite? When they are not working . . .



Fucking quote of the year I say

[kingkong]

I don't think many people are saying they believe what is said, we're mostly just airing the most convincing or outrageous ego boosts.

Many do believe it though! You only have to read some feebacks to realise that.

[RimJobBob]

I've had a few words spoken that drew a smile but the best and quite common has been....

Are you ready to bend me over / Are you ready to fuck me.

Love it every time!

Oh... Actually!!! When visiting 'sexyseñorita' aka Isha wg the wonderful words... 'So you said you like rimming; why don't you roll over'. Can't really beat that!

[Marmalade]

How do you know when a prossie/politician/lawyer is not talking utter shite? When they are not working . . .

Fucking quote of the year I say

 

[licky]

Only yesterday, so its fresh in my mind...

"If you were my age i'd marry you"

[threechilliman]

Also from yesterday, after a discussion with said WG about whether I find some girls not as attractive as pics might suggest, I said 'yep, quite regularly, what about you?'

She returned with 'you get all sorts, hazard of the job. My eyes lit up when I saw you coming down the path!'

She was certainly a convincing liar, although her performance in the bedroom suggested she meant it.....

tcm

[Marmalade]

"If you were my age i'd marry you"

"And spend all your money"
(and later)
"Men never change. I know you still go with prostitutes you bastard."