marketing

[boardyhell]

i used to see a girl in sutton and then wimbledon years ago called young vicky
got to know her quite well with a bit of trust
she wanted to move into central london and market herself and asked my opinion
i suggested bogof jokingly
buy one get one free
don't think she was impressed
however here is a good one hopefully
for a 30 minute meeting if the client comes with a certain time i.e. 10 mins you swallow
saves the other20 minutes sucking
less wear and tear
heightens the pleasure
lots of girls setting their i phones

[The Film Director]

WTF - I thought this was a poem to start, but it doesn't seem to rhyme 

[LLPunting]

Young Vicky from Sutton
Was a bit of a cum glutton
She wanted more dosh
To spend on some posh
So she hatched a plan crafty
To make men come aplenty
"If you want me to swallow
it's no extra but nowt follow"
She's a sly one
Young Vicky o' Sutton

[The Film Director]

'crafty' with 'aplenty' not so sure ..... otherwise 

[DipsyDoodle]

Young Vicky from Sutton
Was a bit of a cum glutton
She wanted more dosh
To spend on some posh
So she hatched a plan crafty
To make men come aplenty
"If you want me to swallow
it's no extra but nowt follow"
She's a sly one
Young Vicky o' Sutton

   Brilliant.   

[LLPunting]

'crafty' with 'aplenty' not so sure ..... otherwise 

Yeah,
'plenty would've been fine, I miscounted my beats

[boardyhell]

that poem is  great,
i am going to propose it in future
sure a few girls would go for it
gonna make sure i am holding the stopwatch
there is a video on pornhub where a girl gets a flaccid cock to come in her mouth and swallow in just over a minute
 

[Mr Farkyhars]

If I understand the proposal
(and I'm far from certain I do)
why would I wish to forgo 20 of my 30 minutes being sucked, simply because she was going to swallow the jizz?

Trendy poems have lines of widely varying lengths

[fantasticmrfox]

Young vicky from Sutton, big she dreamed,
The bright lights of the City oh how they gleamed,
Gorgeous and talented  let destiny beckon,
So she asked boardyhell 'whaddya reckon"
Unsure of the the Big Smoke and how they will follow,
Just give them ten minutes as long as you swallow 


THE END

I tried, I tried

[The Film Director]

Young vicky from Sutton, big she dreamed,
The bright lights of the City oh how they gleamed,
Gorgeous and talented  let destiny beckon,
So she asked boardyhell 'whaddya reckon"
Unsure of the the Big Smoke and how they will follow,
Just give them ten minutes as long as you swallow 


THE END

I tried, I tried

Maybe invest in a bit of review writing now 

[Testeronni]

WTF - I thought this was a poem to start, but it doesn't seem to rhyme 

Thank god it wasn't just me. I thought I was having a stroke!