External Link/Members OnlyI had punted Lorena a couple of times before.. with mixed results.. but for some reason i've gone back multiple times..I guess it's because it's usually late at night and most other WGs are clocked off. I think I need to write off Brazilians for now, with the exception of Mia (Hoxton), Karinna Latina (Hemel Hempstead) and Tayla Brasil (Old Street) because they are troopers keeping the good side out!
I have concluded the rest have gone as bad as Romanians and don't care about service only making a quick book.
Date VisitedSeptember 2020.
Price Paid£200 per hour
CommsGood phone calls for booking, even getting door number and access to flat.
LocationMayfair, on a street very close to Old Bond Street. Flat was nice and modern, top floor.
The GirlNot Lorena! For anybody who has visited her.. so when I entered.. I said "you are not Lorena".. and she said, "yea baby". I told her I had seen Lorena before. She shrugged and said she looks the same with big boobs and ass. She wasn't wrong.. where she was wrong was that Lorena provided a good service!
TS Warning: Also, I think she might be a post op. I remember glancing at her pussy at one point and it looked funny. She also had a funky boob job going on. I've met Lorena for duos a couple times before and both times I questioned if the other ladies were previous men. Judging by legs and also one of them had tits that looked like they literally bolted on.
Basically I am coming to the conclusion that Lorena hangs around with a bunch of trannies and may be one herself..
You might ask why I keep going back.. well to put it simply I think I am a bit of a sex addict with little self respect and not much going on right in other parts of my life now so it seems like a bit of an escape. It's actually totally fucked really.. the only good part of a punt now is the journey to it. During the punt, it feels dead and afterwards I feel full of regret. Oh well rant over.
The ActionI have no motivation to write this. I got OWO despite being quoted £20 for it. The OWO was still crap. Sex in a few positions.. but when in doggy she did this weird contortion with her body so that it was super awkward, so I stopped. When she was riding me reverse cowgirl, I had entered the point of no return but she stopped before I could actually cum/climax if that makes sense... that was super annoying!
I don't remember too much from this as it was largely crap. Good massage between pops though.
Further ThoughtsI'm sick of Brazilians now... need to go down the Polish road for a while.
Sorry this review is a bit crap in detail, but I wanted to churn it out regardless. This is probably one of the most disorganised reviews i've made, please keep that in mind before slating it
Would I Return?In case it's not obvious at this stage.. no!