Theodora-1991 - Loughborough TOFTT

[EatsShootsAndLeaves]

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1hr incall £140 (inc. £20 for OWO)

My regs were away not long back so I had the opportunity to go off-piste and here's my first review in a while.

I do like a redhead but they're very rare and I spotted a new one pop up recently in Loughborough - a town that I have previously avoided like the plague. I wasn't entirely sure what to make of the profile as it goes on a bit, so I messaged about GFE with OWO and got a quick response back. AW booking went in, got sent the address and jumped in the motor.

Punt was in a non-descript short-term-let flat in what seemed to be a quiet residential part of town. No problem parking and got buzzed into the block very quickly. It was very quiet and in two shakes I was being let into Theodora's flat.

I got a nice welcome, was offered a drink and shown into the bedroom. Theodora's quite a striking figure, with a bunch of tattoos and bright ginger hair - not natural, but matching in all parts. She's worked mainly in a parlour, which I think comes across in the profile and after a bit of chat she suggested a massage to start. I'm not a big fan of escort massages because they're usually pretty meh and so it turned out. A load of baby oil on my back and then rubbed in various patterns for what seemed like an age. Oh well, I had to find out. The bed btw was a single with a very soft creaky sprung mattress. I was what came with the rental and wasn't there to admire the furniture but it was barely up to the job.

At last the massage finished and we moved onto more exciting stuff. Theodora oiled my knob up and wanked some life into it before going down for OWO which was pretty well delivered even going DT, and all with a coating of baby oil which must have tasted pretty bad. Oddly she doesn't offer RO, one of my specialities, which I confirmed with her.

So on with the bag, or as it turned out, bicycle inner tube. It was one of those awful dark blue knob crushing things, and was only missing a tread pattern. I gritted my teeth and suggested she start on top in CG as I'm lazy sod and I'd be able to have a go on her tits along with a bit of a snog.

That was my plan at least but again somewhat oddly she said she only does reverse cowgirl, so on she went and I just had the sight of my bright blue knob being crushed by her bouncing arse crack. I didn't think about it at the time but baby oil isn't a great idea with a rubber condom but this one would still have lasted about a week.

I have to commend Theodora's enthusiasm. She's very pleasant and does her best to deliver a good service and maybe for gents who prefer a massage she's a good option but it wasn't working for me and when we switched to to mish I decided to go for it. Unfortunately I couldn't feel a thing through the Michelin inner tube and though I got close, my knob eventually succumbed to the inevitable slow strangulation.

So to try and finish things off, Theodora valiently wanked me furiously for some time and even poked a finger in my arse, but all to no avail. I think she was a bit disappointed and I know I was, and I never got my hands on her tits, not even once, but there you go. That's punting for you.

Overall, it's a neutral from me. It was safe, on time, and she did her best and though I clearly won't be going back, some aspects might still appeal to others.

A bit of a google search also finds Theodora (with more pictures) at :
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Better luck next time - now back to the regs 

ESaL 

[Weyoun]

Thanks ESaL. Loughborough is very convenient for me so had some hopes for this one. Recently had tried to book but couldn't make dates work. She seems to have a couple of locations, one in the train station area and the other not far from the Thai's place.

Like you said, profile is somewhat lengthy and she makes clear she doesn't like her nipples touched or played with, probably the reason for reverse CG. That had been a flag for me but hoped she'd allow more general touching. After seeing the full face pics and learning that she uses those condoms, think I'll skip for now.

[puntingfool]

Good review. The criticism is constructive and I hope she sees it. My take is she hasn't yet made the transition from delivering a beating off parlour service to delivering an independent escort experience. I'm interested but I'll wait a while to see if she makes the grade or falls by the wayside and goes back to parlours. Her price list is "interesting" and shame about the lack of RO.

[NottsB]

Thanks ESALs for this!!

I was tempted by the cosplay but who the F is paying £19 for the private gallery! So daft, just make it a fiver tops and you'll not only sell about 10x the amount, you'll get some bookings from it too.

Does anyone have any more links to photos as the ones attached have expired I think.

Ta!

[thefilthyfucker]

This is an excellent review and she hasn't budged from my maybe list.
Only does reverse cowgirl and not touching boobs sounds very disappointing though.
I think these day there are some girls who just want you to fall in love with them, become a sugar daddy and pay them £50 a month or whatever on onlyfans.
But yes, a very enjoyable read. Thank you