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Comms The usual tired sounding Romanian woman answered the phone and texted the address.
Location Really nice looking flats at Royal arsenal woolwich. Quiet with plenty of parking. The positives end there. Arrived at location and called and was told to go to a certain building which I had to search for as there were several with the same postcode, got buzzed up and went to a certain floor in the block of flats.
The SP and the experience This happened a month ago: On entry I was greeted by the girl in the photo but had "a nice from far but far from nice experience". Her photos are blurry for a reason; She looks between 35 and 42 put is possibly younger but in a bad way. Her skin is thin and cracking with wrinkles, something was wrong with her front teeth. Not 100% on this but I seem to recall that one was missing or was chipped. She led me into another room with two other girls in it.
Probably this one was there but not as attractive as her photo
External Link/Members OnlyI was then asked which one I wanted. I didn't want any so I said that I was leaving. I was then asked "But why no Baby" and the largest one moved closer saying "come on baby". At this point she sidled up to me and started pretending to touch me up whilst feeling around my pockets for the location of my phone and wallet.
I realised that I was in a flat surrounded by three unfriendly women and said in a loud voice "I have to go" and pelted myself out of there as fast as I could.
ConclusionNot a Bait and Switch but not like her photos and not safe.
Return Does a pig shit in the woods?
NO FUCKING WAY