Is this to pay for fun or a full on job application.

[Nottsguy69]

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Now I’ve read some strict adverts but this one takes the piss a bit 😂

[advent2016]

I like clear, detailed, unambiguous instructions.
There is a well reported SP near me who asks anyone to enter the random word from her profile and if they don't she ignores the communication. When I see her she shows me some of these messages, and people that txt her 20 times without the word, and she sometimes just winds them up by chatting with no intention of meeting them.

A lot of SPs reply by text with
Ethnicity - NBA?
Proposed Date / Time 
Services requested, length of service
Confirm price
Size and girth of tool
Disabilities - can you use stairs
Allergies - pet hair / peanuts
preshared - word

[mancsguy1975]

"Size and girth of tool" got me 

Maybe a relevant question if she's gonna take it up the shit chute but for what else? Lol

[advent2016]

"Size and girth of tool" got me 

Maybe a relevant question if she's gonna take it up the shit chute but for what else? Lol

My buddy/best mate for 40+ years, (a native man from Trinidad if that's relevant) who packs a rod like a large fruit  fallen from a palm tree, often used to introduce me to girls he'd met once and not being working girls / porn stars found his size a bit intimidating if they were slim in stature and were only too pleased to fuck me instead,  a guy with below average size dick.

[GoldTop]

I like clear, detailed, unambiguous instructions.
There is a well reported SP near me who asks anyone to enter the random word from her profile and if they don't she ignores the communication. When I see her she shows me some of these messages, and people that txt her 20 times without the word, and she sometimes just winds them up by chatting with no intention of meeting them.

That might be FRECKLES then for Flame Grilled Tiger?

[Captainhowdy666]

Bet he doesn’t get a single booking the deluded cow.
Text her and ask how much she weighs and how big her cunt is.

[ZeroCount]

I would 100% rather see a clear unambiguous profile like this than the vague, rambling bullshit you often get. Reading that, I don't have to wonder how to go about booking her, or what she needs to know to get a booking sorted.

In my experience, it's almost always a sign of a girl who's professional and won't mess you around. The profiles which are full of fluffy nonsense are the ones where the girl never replies, or ends up ghosting you after a meet is arranged.

[Captainhowdy666]

I would 100% rather see a clear unambiguous profile like this than the vague, rambling bullshit you often get. Reading that, I don't have to wonder how to go about booking her, or what she needs to know to get a booking sorted.

In my experience, it's almost always a sign of a girl who's professional and won't mess you around. The profiles which are full of fluffy nonsense are the ones where the girl never replies, or ends up ghosting you after a meet is arranged.

I just want my balls licked

[Nottsguy69]

I would 100% rather see a clear unambiguous profile like this than the vague, rambling bullshit you often get. Reading that, I don't have to wonder how to go about booking her, or what she needs to know to get a booking sorted.

In my experience, it's almost always a sign of a girl who's professional and won't mess you around. The profiles which are full of fluffy nonsense are the ones where the girl never replies, or ends up ghosting you after a meet is arranged.

I think the reviews on here say it all about her lol

[BobbyMystic]

That advert really made me laugh..esp Stand out..smh

This girl is deluded, I dont even have to read reviews to know that booking a session with this girl would not go well with me.

girls just dont get it, the tone of your profile can make a punter know if you are in "the game"  to please or there to be pleased.

As for me, I prefer a more submissive girl who wants to please.

[GoldTop]

That advert really made me laugh..esp Stand out..smh

This girl is deluded, I dont even have to read reviews to know that booking a session with this girl would not go well with me.

girls just dont get it, the tone of your profile can make a punter know if you are in "the game"  to please or there to be pleased.

As for me, I prefer a more submissive girl who wants to please.

Any submissive ones you can recommend?

[Snagbadjer]

This was hilarious. She thinks very highly of herself. I'm not sure how desperate a punter would have to be to even attempt to jump through her hoops, but there are always some, I'm sure.

[sonic999]

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Now I’ve read some strict adverts but this one takes the piss a bit 😂

Not a sexual but offers Lingam massage?

[GoldTop]

Not a sexual but offers Lingam massage?

I've had a fair few wanks that haven't been remotely sexual