One for James to pop his cherry with

[finn5555]

Look forward to his first report 

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[RedKettle]

Look forward to his first report 

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Go on James, you know you want to...

[pierrot]

How the actual fuck do you find something like that.
 

[regenmeister]

 
Obviously a piss take, anyone emailed for a booking yet?

[fenderswoop]

I see the gender is specified as "Female TV/TS" makes it even more interesting

[webpunter]

How the actual fuck do you find something like that.
 

Good luck in Stoke Newington vicinity

[threechilliman]

Obviously a piss take, anyone emailed for a booking yet?

Yeah, I'm seeing her tomorrow. What sold it to me was the bit where she says 'I do not require that you are rich or pious, but faithful'. She's come to the right place then....

tcm

[webpunter]

Yeah, I'm seeing her tomorrow. What sold it to me was the bit where she says 'I do not require that you are rich or pious, but faithful'. She's come to the right place then....
tcm

Best to book a premier inn / similar hotel.  Get there 1st.  You can then get the gideons bible from the bedside cabinet & be holding this / leave prominently, when she arrives.  Just as she yanks the ring pull on her suicide vest.  Least you won't have to explain to the OH - but we can all have a laugh.  RIP...

[dilettante]

What she says:

I no longer perform my poetry, or enjoy performing in front of other people at all, but for the sake of modesty I ought to mention my love of the word.

What she means:

Last time I said anything in public they tried to stone me

[Buster Bhakdoorsin]

Annoyingly it is probably the best written profile ever to appear on adultwork.

[Quesadilla]

Annoyingly it is probably the best written profile ever to appear on adultwork.

This is what makes it perfect to bust James' cherry!!!

[SamLP]

A mans dream.. nsa month's worth of sex and someone to cook & clean. Lack of pics is off putting but potentially really vfm 

[regenmeister]

Yeah, I'm seeing her tomorrow. What sold it to me was the bit where she says 'I do not require that you are rich or pious, but faithful'. She's come to the right place then....

tcm

Just don't say 'awight geezer' as you walk in, might have a negative effect.

[Vivago]

He/she/it could have been more concise.

Pretentious, borderline psychotic, white convert to Islam, 25 of indeterminate sexuality is being booted out of council flat in Stoke Newington in the New Year and seeks easily duped, sad and lonely fool to shack up with for a month, bleed dry and then abandon accompanied by most of his movable gear.

Yes, that should suit James down to the ground.

[dilettante]

I'm sure James did confirm somewhere his association with hookers was more than purely speculative?

[madeinwales56]

Cut the fucking crap darlin, do you take it up the arse?

[greychap]

It seems so many AW profiles now days are just a piss take or not even the real person working, probably only 50% genuine workers on there.

[RedKettle]

James being unusually quiet on this thread - sense of humour failure??!!

[greychap]

Take it a lot of you think James is a sofa punter, he does have a lot of posts to his name, maybe he likes you lot guessing has he hasn't he

[Jimmyredcab]

James being unusually quiet on this thread - sense of humour failure??!!

He might not want to feed the Troll.       

[RedKettle]

Troll is a term easily thrown around, abit like bully at school.  I strongly disapprove of trolls and bullies but we need to be careful that we don't devalue the terms by applying to harmless good humour banter. 

Yes I know banter can turn nasty but looking at this thread it seems pretty good natured to me and besides James has shown a willingness to deal with far more direct attacks.

[finn5555]

He might not want to feed the Troll.       

And your troll finger is pointing at whom?

[Cornish sub]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

All I get when I click on the link is the AW 'Search' page.

[myothernameis]

All I get when I click on the link is the AW 'Search' page.

so it not just me

[Vivago]

James being unusually quiet on this thread - sense of humour failure??!!

In the immortal words of Lance Cpl Jones 'They don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwaring!' 

[Natwest]

I've always thought of James as similar to a wasp. Slightly annoying and fucking pointless.

[RedKettle]

Profile gone - something to do with us?