Elle_Jay - Gloucester

[Caratacus]

 Let me start by saying that I never actually got to meet this lady. I’ve been in the punting wilderness for a while and thought it was about time I put an end to that. I’d had this WG on my radar for a while plus she’d had good feedback on here. I decided to ring her (as it states on her profile) to arrange a meeting for the following week, giving plenty of notice. From the off she was arsey, I have no idea why as I was polite. Perhaps she’d got out of bed the wrong side. I’d read her profile page thoroughly so I wouldn’t appear stupid…which I’m anything but. She asked my age. I was 61 last week so I told the truth (even though I’m not typical of men my age). She immediately snapped “you’re too old” so I joked that I meant 60 (as she’d said that was her upper age). There’s no mention of this on her (very detailed) profile. “You’re still too old” she hissed back, and slammed the phone down! What the fuck!! Rude and totally unprovoked. What an utter bitch. Thank fuck I didn’t waste my money on that middle-aged hag with attitude. The fact is that I’m probably far fitter than her, and I haven’t got cellulite! So, take the positive reviews with a pinch of salt, she is NOT a very nice person…despite her amazing tits


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[Caratacus]

I forgot to say, before she slammed the phone down she spouted “I don’t want to fuck an old bloke”. Charming. She sounds so classy 

[daviemac]

You have to have an agreed booking before a review can be left.

[Markc]

I have been tempted to see her as she seems to live close to me. But looking at her profile you seem to have to jump through hoops to see her. I am 55 so after your experience she may not want to see me either.
She is on the escort support SAFFE and uses the profile (Removed) and she is always moaning about her clients for not
following her instructions or not being good to her and says at the moment how quiet it is for her. Well if she treats all her clients like you l can see why. I have got 2 regulars l see in Cheltenham ( see my reviews ) so l think l stick to them.

[Razor Boy]

I have been tempted to see her as she seems to live close to me. But looking at her profile you seem to have to jump through hoops to see her. I am 55 so after your experience she may not want to see me either.
She is on the escort support SAFFE and uses the profile (Removed) and she is always moaning about her clients for not
following her instructions or not being good to her and says at the moment how quiet it is for her. Well if she treats all her clients like you l can see why. I have got 2 regulars l see in Cheltenham ( see my reviews ) so l think l stick to them.

One of your favourites, Pixi, is a blooody nightmare to get a booking with! I’ve tried booking many many times but she’s a Goldilocks SP… everything needs to be just right for her it seems 

ElleJay seems right up her own arse. Hoop jumping and cow towing to get a booking with a very unremarkable SP in terms of looks ( from the pics on her AW page I wouldn’t look twice at her in a pub ) and services , I should coco  … no fucking chance I’d book her

[tomnash1971]

I would avoid this vile and nasty person at all costs ! Mediocre robotic service but constantly chats about herself , slagging of other regar punters, punters ingeneral or just men ! Constantly talking about herself , her ex's her dating (yawn ) judging by my experience and her saffe comments unless your part of a very small % you will be slagged off. Oh and even look at her the wrong way and your blocked and barred . Looks like she's making up own reviews and field reports as she's blocked most of South West!

[Syze1001]

She’s awful. Not worth wasting time or money on.