Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts? (Read 157878 times)

Markc · « **on:** January 29, 2021, 08:30:04 pm »

What women who are on TV or in the public eye do you wish were escorts and you could book?

Mine would be Rachel Riley

Ghost89 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 29, 2021, 10:27:17 pm »

Kelly Brook. I’d use her shit for toothpaste

Liverpool · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2021, 07:50:16 am »

Melanie Blatt (All Saints singer)
Camilla Jayne (ex Babestation model)
Mel B (Scary Spice)
Nina Hussain (ITN news reader)
Susannah Reid (Good Morning Britain host)
Emily Blunt (actress)
Denise Van Outen (presenter)
Sharon Davies (ex swimmer)
Holly Willoughby (This Morning host)
Tina O'brien (Coronation Street actress)

The0neAnd0nly · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:31:03 am »

Quote from: Ghost89 on January 29, 2021, 10:27:17 pm

Kelly Brook. I’d use her shit for toothpaste

Ouuuuf or a prime Keeley Hazell.... I'd drag my cock along a mile of broken glass, just for the chance to wank off in her shadow

Liverpool · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2021, 12:11:25 pm »

Quote from: The0neAnd0nly on January 30, 2021, 08:31:03 am

Ouuuuf or a prime Keeley Hazell.... I'd drag my cock along a mile of broken glass, just for the chance to wank off in her shadow

Isn't she married to Joe Wicks?

Markc · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2021, 12:47:41 pm »

Great List Liverpool.

I like to add Amy Green who is a British model and Beth Berhs the America actress who was
in 2 Broke Girls

The0neAnd0nly · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2021, 01:54:54 pm »

Quote from: Liverpool on January 30, 2021, 12:11:25 pm

Isn't she married to Joe Wicks?

A quick search says no. He's married to some crumpet called Rosie Jones who was a former page 3 girl herself apparently.

If he was married to Keeley would have had my upmost respect

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2021, 01:59:00 pm »

Quote from: Ghost89 on January 29, 2021, 10:27:17 pm

Kelly Brook. I’d use her shit for toothpaste

+ 1 for Kelly Brook

but I wouldn't use her shit for toothpaste

another

for Denise Van Outen always fancied her.

Iceman90 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2021, 02:31:30 pm »

Kirsty Gallacher. She is perfection for me now she’s been hitting the weights in the gym she’s even sexier.

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Liverpool · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2021, 02:44:35 pm »

Quote from: The0neAnd0nly on January 30, 2021, 01:54:54 pm

A quick search says no. He's married to some crumpet called Rosie Jones who was a former page 3 girl herself apparently.

If he was married to Keeley would have had my upmost respect

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Ah yes. Got my page 3 models mixed up. Rosie Jones is just as attractive.

JetSetWilly · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2021, 03:54:04 pm »

Ines Helene (ShroomGirl)

FAF, sassy, funny, and an insanely perfect figure.

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Hobbit · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2021, 04:30:37 pm »

Quote from: Iceman90 on January 30, 2021, 02:31:30 pm

Kirsty Gallacher. She is perfection for me now she’s been hitting the weights in the gym she’s even sexier.

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Fully agree with you. She could weight lift me any day of the week.

JontyR · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2021, 06:23:45 pm »

I'd have Susannah Reid as a regular.

Gillian Anderson can come for an overnight outcall to my hotel when I'm away with work

I'd see Amanda Mealing for a two hour dinner date with some private time afterwards.

When Denise Van Outen is touring in my area I'd look to book her for an hour and a half.

I'd visit Keeley Hawes and Anna Kendrick for a four hand massage with Happy Ending.

My P&D list changes daily.

Good thread.

Goldfinch · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2021, 06:32:51 pm »

Laura Woods.

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Sair Khan.

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litovsk · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2021, 06:34:29 pm »

Felicity Kendal

Hotpocket · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2021, 06:38:18 pm »

Sheridan Smith & Rita Ora duo would do me

lamboman · « **Reply #16 on:** January 30, 2021, 06:47:04 pm »

What could be better on a Thursday.

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Mothball15 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 30, 2021, 07:04:27 pm »

Lucy worsley
Shefali oza
penny smith(early 90s)
Yvette Cooper
Petite Meller
Emma Roberts
Saoirse Ronan
Fiona Philips
Shobna Gulita
Miquita Oliver

yep- i am kinda greedy.

Alanroy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2021, 09:34:06 pm »

Margot Robbie (unbelievably hot in Wolf of Wall St)
Scarlet Johansson
Amber Heard
Ariana Grande
Belle Delphine (probably will be an escort soon)
And lastly... Nigella Lawson

Yankee21 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2021, 10:07:20 pm »

Rachel Riley

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2021, 10:12:43 pm »

Rita Ora

Rack Admirer · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2021, 10:34:23 pm »

Quote from: Goldfinch on January 30, 2021, 06:32:51 pm

Laura Woods.

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Good shout, Gold. Best legs on TV! And the rest of her isn't too shabby, either

Goldfinch · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2021, 10:47:25 pm »

Quote from: Rack Admirer on January 30, 2021, 10:34:23 pm

Good shout, Gold. Best legs on TV! And the rest of her isn't too shabby, either

Coriniumstud · « **Reply #23 on:** January 30, 2021, 10:48:31 pm »

Millie Clode use to be on Sky Sports News

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Ghost89 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2021, 11:55:55 pm »

Quote from: Hotpocket on January 30, 2021, 06:38:18 pm

Sheridan Smith & Rita Ora duo would do me
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Rita Ora is just a thick annoying cunt. Just seeing her on tv winds me up. Even more so recently with her COVID breaching and bribery of places.

Ghost89 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 30, 2021, 11:57:05 pm »

Holly valance. Especially in the school uniform she had in neighbours!

Liverpool · « **Reply #26 on:** January 31, 2021, 12:15:56 am »

Quote from: Ghost89 on January 30, 2021, 11:57:05 pm

Holly valance. Especially in the school uniform she had in neighbours!

A threesome with her sister Olympia as well perhaps?

Ghost89 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 31, 2021, 12:27:47 am »

Oh yes! I’d be quite happy for a double bj from them! Wouldn’t last long I don’t think!

I think Davina McCall would be a good fuck too. She gets very excitable.

Liverpool · « **Reply #28 on:** January 31, 2021, 07:46:14 am »

Quote from: Ghost89 on January 31, 2021, 12:27:47 am

Oh yes! I’d be quite happy for a double bj from them! Wouldn’t last long I don’t think!

I think Davina McCall would be a good fuck too. She gets very excitable.

I see Davina regularly in Sainsburys. PAWG contender.

The0neAnd0nly · « **Reply #29 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:50:51 am »

Quote from: Coriniumstud on January 30, 2021, 10:48:31 pm

Millie Clode use to be on Sky Sports News

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I'd give Clode my chode!

David1970 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:58:14 am »

Quote from: Liverpool on January 31, 2021, 07:46:14 am

I see Davina regularly in Sainsburys. PAWG contender.

A mate of mine was on Streetmate when she presented it, seems she is a nasty bitch, all smiles when the cameras are rolling, but totally different when they are not.

Mothball15 · « **Reply #31 on:** January 31, 2021, 10:09:55 am »

Laura Trott.

Julie from neighbours

Jennifer love hewitt

sabrina's the teenage witch and her aunts esp Zelda.

Clare Sweeny (Brookside days)

Liverpool · « **Reply #32 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:34:06 am »

Quote from: David1970 on January 31, 2021, 08:58:14 am

A mate of mine was on Streetmate when she presented it, seems she is a nasty bitch, all smiles when the cameras are rolling, but totally different when they are not.

Not making excuses for bad behaviour, but perhaps that was in 'the cocaine years'?

Rockhead · « **Reply #33 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:59:02 am »

Anyone of an age to remember the original run of TV's 'Gladiators'?

JET (Diane Youdale) from back in the day...

Where to even start with that vision? I propose 20 minutes of frantic topless oil wrestling - she gets to ride cowgirl if she wins (which she presumably would). Otherwise I'm taking her every which way, finishing my spanking her firm ass and pulling on that hair as I take her doggy style. Oh yes.

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tintin100 · « **Reply #34 on:** January 31, 2021, 12:05:18 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on January 31, 2021, 08:58:14 am

A mate of mine was on Streetmate when she presented it, seems she is a nasty bitch, all smiles when the cameras are rolling, but totally different when they are not.

Slightly off topic, Michel Roux Jr was an utter arsehole when I met him in Le Gavroche.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 31, 2021, 02:24:10 pm »

Mel B if she looked like this all the time

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jimmymac · « **Reply #36 on:** January 31, 2021, 02:24:50 pm »

Quote from: Mothball15 on January 31, 2021, 10:09:55 am

sabrina's the teenage witch and her aunts esp Zelda.

Are you my brother? He always said he fantasised about a foursome with himself, sabrina and both aunts.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 31, 2021, 02:25:01 pm »

And Alexandra Burke

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #38 on:** January 31, 2021, 02:55:21 pm »

Quote from: Mothball15 on January 31, 2021, 10:09:55 am

Jennifer love hewitt

Appropriate you mention Jennifer Love Hewitt who starred in a short lived tv series called "the client list" where she played a beautician who worked in a spa where the lady's did massage and more for some of the clients. Unfortunately it only ran for 2 series before it was cancalled. Used to be on late at night . Not sure whether it was shown on one of the sky channels or E4 . She wore some quite revealing outfits in it when playing the part of the masseuse. ( Much better than Ghost whisperer)

Liverpool · « **Reply #39 on:** January 31, 2021, 02:59:12 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on January 31, 2021, 02:24:10 pm

Mel B if she looked like this all the time

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Imagine the aggro if she became a member on here.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #40 on:** January 31, 2021, 03:02:16 pm »

Quote from: Liverpool on January 31, 2021, 02:59:12 pm

Imagine the aggro if she became a member on here.

Fucking hell she would want to fight people on here

Rick2468 · « **Reply #41 on:** January 31, 2021, 03:56:12 pm »

Candice Paris for me. Always fancied the hell out of her.

Mothball15 · « **Reply #42 on:** January 31, 2021, 03:57:16 pm »

Quote from: jimmymac on January 31, 2021, 02:24:50 pm

Are you my brother? He always said he fantasised about a foursome with himself, sabrina and both aunts.

Hey Bro, Jimmy'PC' chatting. :-)

Valerie, libby, dreamer...

i remember an eposide where they created a band....

Mothball15 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 31, 2021, 03:59:49 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on January 31, 2021, 02:55:21 pm

Appropriate you mention Jennifer Love Hewitt who starred in a short lived tv series called "the client list" where she played a beautician who worked in a spa where the lady's did massage and more for some of the clients. Unfortunately it only ran for 2 series before it was cancalled. Used to be on late at night . Not sure whether it was shown on one of the sky channels or E4 . She wore some quite revealing outfits in it when playing the part of the masseuse. ( Much better than Ghost whisperer)

i remember it, it's selling for £50 on an auction site.

Rock123 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:04:10 pm »

Emma Stone

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Ghost89 · « **Reply #45 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:13:51 pm »

Quote from: Rockhead on January 31, 2021, 11:59:02 am

Anyone of an age to remember the original run of TV's 'Gladiators'?

JET (Diane Youdale) from back in the day...

Where to even start with that vision? I propose 20 minutes of frantic topless oil wrestling - she gets to ride cowgirl if she wins (which she presumably would). Otherwise I'm taking her every which way, finishing my spanking her firm ass and pulling on that hair as I take her doggy style. Oh yes.

Yes! Jet was so hot! I’d have been more than happy to have been taken down by her wrapping her thighs round me!

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Ghost89 · « **Reply #46 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:15:41 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on January 31, 2021, 02:24:10 pm

Mel B if she looked like this all the time

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Just as long as she doesn’t speak! Sounds as rough as a badgers arse!

Kool Keef · « **Reply #47 on:** January 31, 2021, 07:53:06 pm »

Milana Vayntrub. Strange name. Gorgeous woman.

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george r · « **Reply #48 on:** January 31, 2021, 07:59:02 pm »

Quote from: Liverpool on January 31, 2021, 07:46:14 am

I see Davina regularly in Sainsburys. PAWG contender.

I would rather have a good shit !!

lamboman · « **Reply #49 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:09:28 pm »

Quote from: george r on January 31, 2021, 07:59:02 pm

I would rather have a good shit !!

horrible hook nosed shouty bint.

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Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts? (Read 157878 times)