Women you SHOULD fancy more

[sparkus]

+1 me too

never thought she was hot at all

Christ, even Fergie would probably be better.

[hornyguylondon]

Christ, even Fergie would probably be better.

Definitely ! - I know who you really meant but this Fergie came to mind first 



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[Blackpool Rock]

Manic pixie dream girl, they look nice on paper after a while that shit gets very boring. Watson has a nice face by western standards and that's it. There is only so far a pretty face can take you, Cheryl Cole is an example Ashley Cole must've gotten well bored to cheat on her plus she's batshit crazy.

He copped some mega shit for that too even getting booed by England fans

[A Decent Fist]

Manic pixie dream girl, they look nice on paper after a while that shit gets very boring. Watson has a nice face by western standards and that's it. There is only so far a pretty face can take you, Cheryl Cole is an example Ashley Cole must've gotten well bored to cheat on her plus she's batshit crazy.

If you want to see Emma Watson in a better light try a web search* for Emma Watson Porn Fakes. An endless source of joy.

* You may wish to connect via a VPN, use the Tor browser and the Duck Duck Go search engine instead of Google depending on your circumstances!

[winkywanky]

My circumstances are my own concern, but I still wish I hadn't Googled that!   

[Chorley]

Jennifer Aniston. I'm always like with her.

[cunningman]

Manic pixie dream girl, they look nice on paper after a while that shit gets very boring. Watson has a nice face by western standards and that's it. There is only so far a pretty face can take you, Cheryl Cole is an example Ashley Cole must've gotten well bored to cheat on her plus she's batshit crazy.

I don't follow you.  You care that Cheryl is nuts, but not that Emma is a moderately accomplished actress, studied at an American University and Oxford?  Crikey, if I wanted to be a kept man, that would be pretty good.  Even if she is a bit thin.

Would be hard to get young Hermione out of my mind though, which would spoil things.

[sparkus]

Definitely ! - I know who you really meant but this Fergie came to mind first 



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There was a Portuguese WG at Mermaids Sauna in Leyton who was the absolute double of that Fergie, quite slim but huge pendulous chebs.  She was there for a year so I fucked her multiple times.

[B4bcock]

Would be hard to get young Hermione out of my mind though, which would spoil things.

 . . . . only if she gives you a withering look whilst pointing her (doxy) wand at your manhood and shouting "Wingardium leviosa!" 

[sparkus]

Phoebe Waller-Bridge, not on your nelson.

[A Decent Fist]

Phoebe Waller-Bridge, not on your nelson.

Have to disagree. Would crawl over broken glass for a shag with the delectable Phoebe.

Normally prefer a pussy (where there is one) to an asshole but given the famous opening episode of Fleabag, I'd simply have to go in by the back door with Ms Waller-Bridge.

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[winkywanky]

Must confess I've never seen Fleabag (apart from the odd clip elsewhere) but does that mean we might expect a little back door action in the (eventually) forthcoming Bond pic then? 

[timsussex]

Must confess I've never seen Fleabag (apart from the odd clip elsewhere) but does that mean we might expect a little back door action in the (eventually) forthcoming Bond pic then? 

its on IPlayer and is a must watch - the first 3 mins anyway

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[winkywanky]

He pulls out with a 'chocolate cock'?

She fills the air with a fetid stench?

She promptly sticks it straight back into her gob?

She discovers she actually likes it?

[winkywanky]

Of the above, only #4 would be considered for Bond of course 

[timsussex]

He pulls out with a 'chocolate cock'?

She fills the air with a fetid stench?

She promptly sticks it straight back into her gob?

She discovers she actually likes it?

No none of those

[Mr Sinister]

I don't follow you.  You care that Cheryl is nuts, but not that Emma is a moderately accomplished actress, studied at an American University and Oxford?  Crikey, if I wanted to be a kept man, that would be pretty good.  Even if she is a bit thin.

Would be hard to get young Hermione out of my mind though, which would spoil things.

Nah man I meant both girls are just pretty faces that's it, Emma's credentials doesn't mean F'all never equate a women's accomplishments to her being great to be with, she's just another blank liberal "feminist". I've dated a few these girls they are either wild with emotional issues or dull after a couple of shags.

[winkywanky]

its on IPlayer and is a must watch - the first 3 mins anyway

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Aha! 

[sparkus]

Have to disagree. Would crawl over broken glass for a shag with the delectable Phoebe.

Normally prefer a pussy (where there is one) to an asshole but given the famous opening episode of Fleabag, I'd simply have to go in by the back door with Ms Waller-Bridge.

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I rest my case.

[notcalledchris]

Cara Delevingne, doubt she'd have made it as a supermodel if she was from a council estate rather than Belgravia

Agreed.  She is downright ugly in my eyes

[Spacecowb0y]

Kiera Knightley does absolutely nothing for me. Tall gangly boney and overated because she's British.

[sparkus]

Sandra Oh is another one I've always wretched at the mere idea of.

[sparkus]

No none of those

#5 an overwrought and almost teenage-like dialogue ensues?

[A Decent Fist]

Kiera Knightley does absolutely nothing for me. Tall gangly boney and overated because she's British.

I knew one of you swine would diss the divine Keira. The way she was here is my idea of female physical perfection.

And why do you think being British means she's over-rated? There are untold thousands of British actresses of all shapes and sizes who get nowhere. Keira's rated because she's good at her job and has screen presence.

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[timsussex]

I knew one of you swine would diss the divine Keira. The way she was here is my idea of female physical perfection.

And why do you think being British means she's over-rated? There are untold thousands of British actresses of all shapes and sizes who get nowhere. Keira's rated because she's good at her job and has screen presence.

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Good pic to post to ensure you keep her all to yourself ! 

what a bag of bones !

[Charlie Chalk]

Good pic to post to ensure you keep her all to yourself ! 

what a bag of bones !

+1
Add to that she’s flat-faced and has a suspiciously masculine jawline.

Still, each to their own.

[Ali Katt]

Sandra Bullock

[bhudda]

Good pic to post to ensure you keep her all to yourself ! 

what a bag of bones !

She is just about the only woman i have ever seen and thought "she should get a boob job"

[Rocket Scientist]

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Just googled her. Seems she ranked #09 in Maxim magazine hot 100 women in 2006 

Nora Batty from Last of the Summer Wine must have just pipped her to  #08

[sparkus]

Just googled her. Seems she ranked #09 in Maxim magazine hot 100 women in 2006 

Nora Batty from Last of the Summer Wine must have just pipped her to  #08

That was 2005.  It was Bella Emberg in 2006.

[mr.bluesky]

I knew one of you swine would diss the divine Keira. The way she was here is my idea of female physical perfection.

And why do you think being British means she's over-rated? There are untold thousands of British actresses of all shapes and sizes who get nowhere. Keira's rated because she's good at her job and has screen presence.

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I think she could do with a boob job or a lock in at her local chip shop.

[winkywanky]

I quite like the sophisticated waif look.

I bet her nipples stand out really nicely  .

I've got enough meat on me that she wouldn't feel bony to me 

[A Decent Fist]

I quite like the sophisticated waif look.

I bet her nipples stand out really nicely  .

I've got enough meat on me that she wouldn't feel bony to me 

She's also got quite a bit more meat on her these days, even without the strap-on baby. Don't begrudge her that at all but, in terms of sexual attraction, super-skinny posh girls are my favourite thing...

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[Blackpool Rock]

I think she could do with a boob job or a lock in at her local chip shop.

She can have my battered sausage any day 

[DonDickDraper]

I think she could do with a boob job or a lock in at her local chip shop.

She looks like a chicken box with the bones thrown back in.

[Plan R]

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Looks like she just made it on foot after a 2 week walk out of a famine zone 

[Plan R]

To refresh the palate, here is a picture of a woman 

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[A Decent Fist]

To refresh the palate, here is a picture of a woman 

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Or, as the great philosopher Katie Price said of Kelly Brook, "a fat heifer".

[RandomGuy99]

Tracey Neve
Maria Whittaker

I never saw the attraction.

[Kool Keef]

To refresh the palate, here is a picture of a woman 

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She's married to a dart's player I think.
Lucky bar steward 

[Ali Katt]

Or, as the great philosopher Katie Price said of Kelly Brook, "a fat heifer".

Ironic that Kelly Brook is now way more attractive than Katie Price and a natural large cup size. It's totally subjective but after Katie Price's first boob job around the early-mid 90s I would have said she was the better looking, but now she just looks like mess; it's not due to ageing it's the amount of surgery and her fucked-up private life.

[winkywanky]

She's married to a dart's player I think.
Lucky bar steward

He obviously knows all about hitting double top 

[Chorley]

She's married to a dart's player I think.
Lucky bar steward

Yes, that's Sammi Wade née Marsh, married to pro darts player James Wade. 
She's probably the only reason to watch QVC and there's a particularly (in) famous clip of her  modelling some clothing during which the TV studio must've been rather nippy. 

[Kool Keef]

there's a particularly (in) famous clip of her  modelling some clothing during which the TV studio must've been rather nippy. 

This one?
Looks like it was a cold studio or she has a novel place to keep her peanuts

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[Chorley]

This one?
Looks like it was a cold studio or she has a novel place to keep her peanuts

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That's the one.  When I checked out the video there were some others linked to it featuring other QVC models. Fuck me! Some absolute Stunners. 

[Rock123]

Always had a thing for Rose Byrne.


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[sparkus]

This one?
Looks like it was a cold studio or she has a novel place to keep her peanuts

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That's a pair of whoopee cushions, as we used to say.

[A Decent Fist]

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She gets my juices cooking, too. Bet Harvey Weinstein wishes he'd never taken a fancy to her.

[WARSZAWA16]

I knew one of you swine would diss the divine Keira. The way she was here is my idea of female physical perfection.

And why do you think being British means she's over-rated? There are untold thousands of British actresses of all shapes and sizes who get nowhere. Keira's rated because she's good at her job and has screen presence.

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My old nan would say, "she's as skinny as a rake".

[timsussex]

My old nan would say, "she's as skinny as a rake".

Mine would have said
"Seen more meat on a butcher's apron"