First Months Punting!
Hi, thought I’d put my two pence in as been lurking/reading for the last month. Some very funny reviewers on here which have resulted in spitting out my coffee across my desk at work on numerous occasions!
Apologies for such a long initial post and any typos. haven't got much time so just spurlged this all out in one go. for what it's worth i hope it's of use to someone.
I have posted three little reviews earlier on
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Petite Evahttps://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=37768.msg511416;topicseen#msg511416•
Health land https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=37770.msg511421;topicseen#msg511421•
London massagehttps://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=37767.msg511414;topicseen#msg511414I have since been to see
• Health land again
• Petite eva again
• Lola-bell
• Anne stark
• Sexy blonde
• Monique moretti
• Gfe Claire
I just thought I’d give an insight for those just starting out in the punting world and how this site and most importantly a little experience out there changes you and your expectations.
A. Health Land -
PositiveHealth Land
182 Upper Richmond Rd West
London SW14 8AW
020 8487 7500
My little journey started when getting what I thought would be a normal massage, but the lovely Amy from Health land made it pretty clear a happy ending was part of her routine. This is a high street massage shop so was surprised. She is a very good masseuse and very good with her hands. I have been back probably about ten times now and we have to know each other well and she knows what I like. She offers full on dfk, prostate massage, ‘lingham’ massage, sucking tits but she wears two sets of pants for overly randy customers!! She is very near where I work and is a very convenient way to end the day. I will continue to return as long as she is there. I pay £30 for half an hour massage and £20 for the sexy stuff. I have gone over time to almost an hour once but usually the 30mins is enough.
This got me looking around for these services to see what else was out there.
1. London Massage - NegativeFound
External Link/Members Only and got the massive horn.
Review here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=37767.msg511414;topicseen#msg5114142.Lola Bell -
PositiveNext up was the lovely lola bell who is just sexy as hell.
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The way she stares at you and gives and little smirk while giving you a stroke is fantastic. £40 for half an hour is very good vfm, but no kissing, fingering or finger up my bum so is not as good as ‘my’ Amy!
3. Petite Eva -
reviewed already.First proper punt was petite eva.
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I gave her a positive review and perhaps now in hindsight it would be a neutral – I was probably so relieved to have gone in and done the business for the first time without any issues made it feel more positive than it was. I always get a little nervous before hand.
pros
She has a tidy body but a little unflexible to how things are done. For example she wouldn’t kneel in front of me for the bj while I was sitting up the top of the bed so I could see her looking at me. She faces diagonally away from you as that’s ‘better for her’. Owo was nice and sloppy and didn’t mind all my precum just used it to make it more sloppy.
She has a nice pussy which I enjoyed licking. She didn’t make enough groans for my liking but maybe I’m crap at licking! She has a very tight pussy which made me cum far to too quick while banging her from behind after a bit of cowgirl. First time I saw her she wouldn’t do cim, but second time she did after I did ro. She gave me the thumbs up after then went off with some mouthwash to the bathroom. So so chat talking after.
Pros
Tidy little body
Good bj – but not mindblowing
Smells nice
Nice room
Great shower
Good rates.
Local to me
Cons
No ball licking
No fingering
No touching of the head while bj in progress.
No looking at you when she sucks your dick.
4. Anne Stark -
NeutralAnne Stark -
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External Link/Members OnlyTall but a bit lanky. Prob doesn’t go to the gym. Opened door in her towel – how very not sexy! Had a quick wash in her crappy bath. Room was ok. Neat. She comes across a bit spaced (not druggy spaced out) but a bit of an air head, although she says she was studying political sciences back home. Whatever. She has fucking great c tits. Her ow was pretty good to be honest.Nice and firm which I loved sucking on. Her pussy looked a little swollen around the labia. Remember thinking she might have been partaking in a little pussy pumping earlier in the day. Then on to mish as wanted to suck on those tities at the same time. She just lay there with her head against the wall looking down at my cock trying to pound her but she moved her legs and hands to prevent me from going all the way in which is not fair! I’m average sized so it’s not as though I was going to rip her in half! Asked her to go on top which she did. Her pussy again is very tight which is great and managed a bit longer than I did with petite eva. Overall she seemed a little sad and withdrawn. Strangely I felt sorry for her – not sure why.
Anyway on the the next one and what a one it was!
5. Sexy Blonde -
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External Link/Members OnlyUp a million flight of stairs and was greated a sex goddess in lack lingerie black high heels. She must have been half a foot taller than me I’m a short punter 5’6. Her ass looked fucking amazing. She clearly goes to the gym, has a little tan, lovely clean straight very blonde heai. Much prettier than in her pictures. Smelled divine. Gave her £80 for 30mins. Had a quick shower. A little chat on the edge of the bed – she asked me if this was my first time as I have always had a tendacy to go a bit quite with girls I really fancy. She was really nice.
We started standing up and asked her to keep the heels on and sucked her very responsive tits. ..almost ten out of ten for a b/c cup tits. Her body is amazing. Was turned on I was away on the clouds between her legs and for the first time her ass hole. I had her legs up the the air and was sucking licking her labia, licking her asshole. I loved it! She then gave me a fairly decent bj me kneeling on the bed and then 69 which was great. Did a bit of cowgirl, mish and then from behind and came in her very tight pussy. The after chat was very good and just loved the way she stared and smiled at me when I was talking. On my down the street I had a massive grin on my face. She made me feel great. Happy days!
Next up did not disappoint and sort of fell in love!!
6. Monique Moretti -
Positive Monique Moretti
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External Link/Members Only First time in a hotel meet. In great part of town – lots of people milling around going to drink after work. Hotel was right next to the bbc place and they were about the start the one show. She met me outside and it was two kisses on each cheek like old friends, she was dressed in jeans and a casual top/ proper gf type! She took me up to her room, turning around half way down the corridor to give a sexy smile.
The view out of the window over the London skyline as amazing. It was a perfect evening. Had a nice warm shower in a nice hotel room – felt like I was on holiday. There were no clean towel left so came out wrapped in a huge towel hotel dressing gown. Monique jumped in after. Lay down on the bed chatting. Started with fk not deep but ok. She is beautiful – perfect slim body. Lovely tits and just like sexy blonde ending in attack mode!! On her pussy and ass. I didn’t think expected it from me and we both had big grins on our face. Good sloppy bj. I got her on all fours and dived in again. She was making the right noises and often I peered out from behind and her and she looked back at me with cheeky dirty grins. Only did managed one positon mish and then legs over my shoulders to give her a good drilling. She continues the trend of having tight pussies and had a great orgasm inside her.
Post coital chat was the best I’ve had – felt long lost lovers. She really has a body to die for imo and my half an hour seemed like an hour. I’m still thinking about her. I actually feel sad not seeing her!! So am now wondering if a real gfe is for me as I’m a fluffy so and so!
Any finally
7. GFE Sara -
NeutralGFE Sara -
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External Link/Members OnlyLatest was a fifteen mins. Was getting the horn at work and fancied a submissive sloppy bj with cim. Tracked one near me and available – cheapest I could find for 15mins was £50 – bit steep but with any addiction one justifies the expense. Met a much prettier in the flesh bxbxbxbx. Very tall and with high heels on – maybe a foot taller than me this time! Told her to heels and had suck of her tits.
She then went down on me and I’m telling you it was a porn movie. She was quite rigorous but sloppy and fantastic eye contact. It’s more than just looking at you it seems it’s also the way they look at you! She spat on my cock a few times..haha! moved to the end of the bed and she carried on all fours. Nice mum poking up bening her. She smelled nice. More spitting, hand job sucking, then ball licking. The first from these wg’s. loved it. Told her she was a naughty girl and she winked at me. She did that thing when they wank you and stick their tongue out next to the head as if you’re about to come in their mouth. Which I was about to and moved away at the last second –fuuuck! I called her a bitch. She carried on wanking with cum flying everywhere. “Aaah…You agreed on the phone!aah don’t stop….ahh. you bitch!!!” She said no I didn’t say so honey. Bollocks!
Was an excellent fifteen mins just what the cock ordered ruined at the end. Shame. Aksed for £10 back but she walked off in a strop. And then the buzzer go and I heard someone walk in and then heard a man talking in the next room. Another punter I guess… I couldn’t be assed to argue too much as she had been nice till then and gave a great show/great bj but that was not happy as it was confirmed on the phone earlier. Shit location as on very busy highstreet. She’s moving to whitechapel she says after a holiday in Poland.
SummarySo only six punts in which started tentatively from getting happy endings in a shop to visiting beautiful girls in hotels and getting porn star blows jobs. I’m totally hooked. Unfortunately am not rich so am taking the piss with my bank account, but heard I’m getting a bonus so have been adding to my hotlist in preparatio. I know that there is much more I can enjoy and some reviews are simply amazing to read especially with the duos. I also realise I need to stop drinking so much and get fitter!
