New member so back-filling a few experiences from 2020. Think this belongs here.
External Link/Members OnlyVisited Thai Herb in Harifled just before lockdown 1.
Called to book on the same afternoon for 1hr massage as was driving past Hatfield with some time to kill.
Parked at Asda, (2 min walk away) went in and asked if I’ve been before. I lie and say yes, a long time ago. Wish I hadn’t because then the mamasan asked what name - made up on spot - and looked for my deets on her system of little cards with all visitors names on. I now understand they do some kind of loyalty scheme, hence the cards.
Anyway, after the faffing and paying £40 (might have been £45) got shown to a small room and told to undress and get on table.
Not 30 seconds passed and I heard a knock on door before I had even got my trousers down. Don’t know why but slightly irritated and jumpy so told them to wait 1.
30 more seconds and they knock again and I have my boxers round my ankles. Great timing I thought, and they seem keen, so told them to come in with me standing dick forward right at them in aforementioned tiny room.
Anyway - that sort of set the tone and at least she knew why I was there. I got a big kick out of it as had no idea who was going to come in.
A late 30s but probably more like 40 something size 14, 5ft 4ish, dark hair and skinned thai was what I got. Not really what I was looking for but hey ho. DJ rating of 5 or 6 tops for the package.
Massage was average to poor and (started off with no oil in a way that I just found uncomfortable) but got a few cc’s and a bit of cock brushing “accidentally”.
Turn after about 25 mins and towel removed. Asks me if I want extra and I agree to HE. She asked how much would I pay...which took me by surprise a bit. Now, I felt flush and also realised the place was about to be shut down for a few months so decided to be charitable and offer her the ridiculous sum of £40.
Never seen a masseuse so happy!
Anyway, wank got going and she had to earn it, seeing as I didn’t fancy her. After about 15 minutes she was going at it furiously whilst scratching my perineum. Not my favourite technique but willed myself to completion.
Had a shower (nice, warm and clean) and left knowing I had experienced something but not really sure what. In truth, the kick I got out of being “caught” with my boxers down by a complete stranger was the best bit. Pass on the rest.
Overall rating: 5/10
Will I repeat: Not unless anyone tells me they have been on a recruitment drive for some young hotties.
Didn’t get a name, hence this is not a full review.