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Offline Vice Admiral

Some escorts use the “Frequently Asked Questions” section to inform prospective punters of random – and, occasionally, quite bizarre – pieces of information that in reality no-one would ever ask for.

Take Naughty Mumma 94, for example:
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One of her FAQ’s is:  “What people have you fucked?”  (Not a question I’ve ever thought of asking an escort, but there we are.)

And Naughty Mumma's answer?

“I have fucked my partners friend and family and my neighbours and random strangers on the street.”

WTF.

Offline Stevelondon

You would think someone would have tried to stop her wouldn’t you.
Fucking strangers in the street  :scare:

Where’s that pale of water.

Offline Frinky1

One of her FAQ’s is:  “What people have you fucked?”  (Not a question I’ve ever thought of asking an escort, but there we are.)

And Naughty Mumma's answer?

“I have fucked my partners friend and family and my neighbours and random strangers on the street.”

WTF.

 :D

She does like a bit of variety.

Offline The_Don



Take Naughty Mumma 94, for example:
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Offline tynetunnel

Based on the above I’d suggest she may actually be a virgin!  :scare:

Offline myothernameis

And Naughty Mumma's answer?

“I have fucked my family

WTF.

Does this include her brother  :lol: :lol: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Offline Horseman

Does this include her brother  :lol: :lol: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

I suspect Brother an father. At the same time. And it wasn't a threesome  :crazy:

Online LLPunting

I suspect Brother an father. At the same time. And it wasn't a threesome  :crazy:

Grandfather too and still no one extra involved.

Offline Uncle Bob

I can hear the sound of a banjo.... & that hillbilly attitude towards relationships.

Y'all know? Where being both your father & brother  is positively encouraged as your mother is also your sister & your daughter.

Yeehaa!!!





Offline myothernameis

Jesus do people actually pay money to fuck that?

Yes and by the looks of it, she has feedback from two punters

Offline Bikerman

When i used to swing ...i met a woman who openly admitted she included her son in 3sums in clubs with other women..he was 24....and if he didnt get laid she did it for him....as she  said ...you do anything for your kids...
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Offline Horseman

When i used to swing ...i met a woman who openly admitted she included her son in 3sums in clubs with other women..he was 24....and if he didnt get laid she did it for him....as she  said ...you do anything for your kids...

 :vomit:

I used to know a lady who shared men with her daughter. If one pulled on a night out and the other didn't then the lucky fellow used to get a threesome. I thought that was bad enough!

Offline stevedave

When i used to swing ...i met a woman who openly admitted she included her son in 3sums in clubs with other women..he was 24....and if he didnt get laid she did it for him....as she  said ...you do anything for your kids...

For the love of all that is holy, I hope you mean "step-son"!!  :scare:

Offline Lou2019

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When i used to swing ...i met a woman who openly admitted she included her son in 3sums in clubs with other women..he was 24....and if he didnt get laid she did it for him....as she  said ...you do anything for your kids...

jesus christ I’m pretty unshockable but that is beyond vile and fucked up  :vomit:

Offline Lou2019

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:vomit:

I used to know a lady who shared men with her daughter. If one pulled on a night out and the other didn't then the lucky fellow used to get a threesome. I thought that was bad enough!

 :vomit:

Offline Link7

When i used to swing ...i met a woman who openly admitted she included her son in 3sums in clubs with other women..he was 24....and if he didnt get laid she did it for him....as she  said ...you do anything for your kids...

Should have grassed her up. Incest is illegal in the UK.