Sex Party Secrets - Forthcoming C4 Doc

[Captain Caveman]

Scheduled for 10pm on Channel 4, Thursday 8 January, this show promises:

"This frank documentary enters the hidden world of the UK's self-proclaimed 'sexual elite', meeting the meticulously vetted guests fulfilling their fantasies at exclusive sex parties."

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[Goofy85]

I suspect this will be about events such as Killing Kittens, rather than The Phoenix Club and other similar parties found on AW.

[smiths]

Scheduled for 10pm on Channel 4, Thursday 8 January, this show promises:

"This frank documentary enters the hidden world of the UK's self-proclaimed 'sexual elite', meeting the meticulously vetted guests fulfilling their fantasies at exclusive sex parties."

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The words self-proclaimed sexual elite makes me chuckle. People who think they are a cut above punters like me is what that actually means. I wouldnt waste my spunk on such women.

[Jerboa]

The words self-proclaimed sexual elite makes me chuckle. People who think they are a cut above punters like me is what that actually means. I wouldnt waste my spunk on such women.

Yes it does make you laugh. 

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Did anyone watch this pile of shite ?

I could only bear the first 20 minutes. It was sadly as Goofy and Smiths commented above. Plus people with absurd blurred faces and accents. And party providers with stupid exclusive selection polices.

I tuned in a bit later and it was still dreadful. It seemed more about creating an ambience for sex with plush surroundings, lights, Jacuzzi's and all that shite. And who would want to shag someone with a mask, wearing a mask.

I'll stick to the full on nature of The Phoenix Club thanks. 

[johnny34]

Total & utter pile of shite.

[Matium]

All very upper class and posh accents.

Also bollocks.

You could tell it was all fake when one guy said he had fucked 14 girls in one night.

14?

 

[Lilywhite]

So the guy borrows a 30 million pound mansion... then puts out the free 'gum clinic' condoms? Elite my arse.

[Ali Katt]

And who would want to shag someone with a mask, wearing a mask.

Ed Gein? It was shite alright, it makes you wonder how bad the parlour documentary will be.

[vt]

All very upper class and posh accents.

Also bollocks.

You could tell it was all fake when one guy said he had fucked 14 girls in one night.

14?

 

LMP used to have it's special parties over 4 hrs with 14 girls, some guys used to get around them all, moving on before cumming with most of them obviously.

[Captain Caveman]

Agreed - a bunch of pretentious posh twats capering about in silly costumes.

Made me laugh when one woman said the most outrageous thing she had ever seen was 20 people having sex at the same time - or what you'd see most weeks at a place like the Phoenix.

[Ali Katt]

Agreed - a bunch of pretentious posh twats capering about in silly costumes.

Made me laugh when one woman said the most outrageous thing she had ever seen was 20 people having sex at the same time - or what you'd see most weeks at a place like the Phoenix.

Or in a bus station in Burnley town centre.

[Matium]

LMP used to have it's special parties over 4 hrs with 14 girls, some guys used to get around them all, moving on before cumming with most of them obviously.

I would define "fucking" as "cumming".

I don't see how any guy could cum 14 times in one night.

He was just an upper class lying pretentious twat.

[Matium]

Did anyone notice the class element?

By saying that their sex parties were for "beautiful people" what they were really saying was that anyone poor, working class or even middle class need not apply.

Just upper class only.

The guy at the beginning of the programme admitted as much when he said that thousands of people had applied but he had only chosen 90 members.

All very English, all very class conscious.

[Fabaceous]

Did anyone notice the class element?

By saying that their sex parties were for "beautiful people" what they were really saying was that anyone poor, working class or even middle class need not apply.

Just upper class only.

The guy at the beginning of the programme admitted as much when he said that thousands of people had applied but he had only chosen 90 members.

All very English, all very class conscious.

Too right. Don't want ugly twats.

[Curious6705]

LMP used to have it's special parties over 4 hrs with 14 girls, some guys used to get around them all, moving on before cumming with most of them obviously.

Indeed - in fact I believe there's at least one UKP member who's had sex with even more girls during a day at LMP. 

[smiths]

Indeed - in fact I believe there's at least one UKP member who's had sex with even more girls during a day at LMP. 

Now thats going for it. I attended all the big 2x 4 hour parties at LMP for a couple of years which were always great fun and ensured i got round each WG present but wasnt capable of shagging them all or indeed many. Getting round them all in my case meant some kind of sexual contact. These big parties were the best parties i have ever been to anywhere.

And after seeing this programme as i thought, what a pile of shit.

[Captain Caveman]

Now thats going for it. I attended all the big 2x 4 hour parties at LMP for a couple of years which were always great fun and ensured i got round each WG present but wasnt capable of shagging them all or indeed many. Getting round them all in my case meant some kind of sexual contact. These big parties were the best parties i have ever been to anywhere.

And after seeing this programme as i thought, what a pile of shit.

I use the definition of 'sex' from the Bill Clinton impeachment trial - that is genital contact, so oral counts as having sex.

I don't think it has to be penetrating a pussy with a cock and cumming - that is too narrow.

[Ali Katt]

I use the definition of 'sex' from the Bill Clinton impeachment trial - that is genital contact, so oral counts as having sex.

I don't think it has to be penetrating a pussy with a cock and cumming - that is too narrow.

Only if the girl is tight.

[Captain Caveman]

Only if the girl is tight.

Boom, boom!

 

[Goofy85]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this show was a let down. The guy who owns that London club seems like an utter twat.

[NIK]

Recorded this, but I was dubious about watching it as I thought it would be bollocks. This thread has confirmed it and I wiped it without watching it.
Don't know whether it's because I'm getting older but I really find sex documentaries on telly as boring as hell, including all those recent ones about prossies and punters.

[Captain Caveman]

Recorded this, but I was dubious about watching it as I thought it would be bollocks. This thread has confirmed it and I wiped it without watching it.
Don't know whether it's because I'm getting older but I really find sex documentaries on telly as boring as hell, including all those recent ones about prossies and punters.

It's like they say about the intelligence agencies or any other secret sub-culture:

'Those who talk, don't know - Those know, don't talk'

[Captain Caveman]

A couple of years ago, I took one of my regulars to an 'upmarket couples-only' party (not one of those featured in this show).

The venue was plush with loads of play areas and dungeon equipment etc but little of it was used - there were just a lot of people sitting around chatting, like a rather dull normal party. The amount of sex going on was remarkably low.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

A couple of years ago, I took one of my regulars to an 'upmarket couples-only' party (not one of those featured in this show).

The venue was plush with loads of play areas and dungeon equipment etc but little of it was used - there were just a lot of people sitting around chatting, like a rather dull normal party. The amount of sex going on was remarkably low.

Doesn't surprise me.

I think someone said of "Fifty Shades of Grey" that most women were not getting off on the sex, they were more excited about the plush surroundings, the curtains, plumped up beds, plush cushions, silk and all the finery, rather than the sex.

I reckon it is the same for some of these twats that do go to these exclusive parties - they get off more on the dungeons, masks and the trappings rather than proper sex.

Give me 2 hours of full on hedonism at The Phoenix Club anytime.

[Captain Caveman]

Doesn't surprise me.

I think someone said of "Fifty Shades of Grey" that most women were not getting off on the sex, they were more excited about the plush surroundings, the curtains, plumped up beds, plush cushions, silk and all the finery, rather than the sex.

I reckon it is the same for some of these twats that do go to these exclusive parties - they get off more on the dungeons, masks and the trappings rather than proper sex.

Give me 2 hours of full on hedonism at The Phoenix Club anytime.

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I have never understood the female fixation with cushions!

[CatBBW]

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I have never understood the female fixation with cushions!

Me neither!

[tazz]

The organiser of Killing Kittens once got raised by police as they had reports of underage girls there and booze being sold. She says she sneaked 2 Labour MPs out. Id imagine the party is full of tory couples, so id be suprised Labour MPs would be allowed in.

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[iPad3]

Me neither!

Was at Phoenix last week, Em's got some lovely new cushions for the sofa in the changing room downstairs!!!!

[jsparky]

Just watch it last night on my PC, tbh its so boring I minimized the screen on my PC while reading the UKP forums. UKP certainly have better entertainment value!

[Tiger63]

Been to a few swingers parties over the years around Northern England and Scotland....and never saw any labour MPs

[Captain Caveman]

Been to a few swingers parties over the years around Northern England and Scotland....and never saw any labour MPs

Unless they're wearing a rosette with their name on it, you could walk passed 90% of MPs in the street and never recognise them.

[vw]

Been to a few swingers parties over the years around Northern England and Scotland....and never saw any labour MPs

That's because typical socialists only share what's not theirs.

[tantric talents]

I have never understood the female fixation with cushions!

Well I frequently slip one under their bums to get a good g-spot angle in mish