On a early morning long distance route, feeling the old boy needed seeing to, I diverted to Swansea - Yes I know all the warnings....dreaming of the Sandy Studio95 experience and too late for independent I thought I would try a shop on St Helen's Road, nice girl, nice figure out of the selction, money to madam, off to the bedroom. Stripped off ready for a bit of action. No touching, it's eggstra...no kissing, it's eggstra, no this, that, and the other...it's eggstra - yes you have guessed - Romainian. After all the warnings on here, time and time again, did I listen? No I bloody didn't...I couldn't even get a hard on, the only standing prick was me - what a plonker - I deserve all the flack on the this thread that is coming to me.....