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Offline Horizontal pleasures

So let's read the best ones please. from the interviews in the profile. in bold please.

What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!} ?


Fart during doggy style
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Offline Richthescouser

So let's read the best ones please. from the interviews in the profile. in bold please.

What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!} ?


Fart during doggy style
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Foursome with the wife, a well reviewed SP from AW and her mate who was tempted to start working and fancied seeing she enjoyed it. Hell of a memory! :-)

Offline Simon_9000

Not that great but ....

Pulled a fit girl at a university party, she was going back to a house party where she was stopping the night once the party was over. Ended up stopping too and fucking her on lounge floor while the 3 other girls in the room were asleep.  :hi:

.... well, they were pretending to be asleep! One of them was "sleeping" literally 2ft away :P Boy did we get some questions the morning after.  :lol:

Offline Alexanderlondon

In a sex club in New York, letting a guy spank his wife's sexy arse with my erection, as lots of people watched.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

replies are entertaining thanks but how about funnies from the AW profiles like my opening example?

Offline candec

Getting a sexy young Indian girls tits out in the office  when we were working late.

Offline joe diddley

Having a fit young thing (she had modeled for stroke mag Mayfair) flash her hairy fanny at me (she liked to dress commando) while I was in my office with her.

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When I was around 25 I pulled a woman who was in her 40s.  She asked if I could shag her whilst her husband watched.  Of course had to take her up on the offer.  I remember she had a stripper pole in her bedroom, classy bird.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

There was a queue on the stairs for the bedrooms at Cynthia Payne's famous house in Ambleside Road, Streatham. I took some cushions from a sofa downstairs and took my lady into the bathroom and we did it in the bath lined with cushions. The bog was in there too, so of course some guys came in and wanted to pee .... no problem.

Offline Billy no mates

Watford Asda changing rooms sex.

Partner discovering she liked being pissed on by a WG, and me, at the same time.

Partner joining another couple in a sex club, after he pulled out, and come on his partners belly, my partner accidentally put her hand in his come, burst out laughing, and killed the mood.

Offline nigel4498

When I was teenager I used to fuck my girlfriend regularly over a fence by the main East Coast railway line just outside Durham. She used to lob her tits out as I fucked her doggy style.
Think some travelers knew that and there was quite often a few waving as they sped by.

Offline shagmore

Got talking to a bird in a gift shop just, then ended up banging her in the store room.

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replies are entertaining thanks but how about funnies from the AW profiles like my opening example?

They are too busy typing out their made up fantasy brags to read the OP.

Offline Analist

I had a look through profiles of WGs I've seen, and many leave out this interview question.
Not very outrageous, but this one I can believe knowing what she's like
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slightly too public sex cos i literally needed to get fucked right then not when i got home in 15 mins

These are more outrageous if true
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got Fucked over someone's car in the pub car-park by a complete stranger from the bar whilst my family enjoyed a singsong on the karaoke just inside and oppsy Grandad caught me :0

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When i took on 19 guys....i was asked to leave after 3hrs, the event had finished but i was still cock hungry!!

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Black PVC derss stockings heels passenger seat of a car giving oral to the driver next to a double decker bus !!!





Offline licky

From just about one of my all time favourite girls
Woofie35
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What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)   I would say when I stroked my pussy at work until I came, got a spoon and slipped it inside in my pussy, scooped out my creamy gush, drizzled it over a chocolate cake, took a picture of it and sent it to my Master...then I ate the cake ;-)

And I can believe that too, she is a right dirty gal.
From her profile..
Can I go bareback?   A. No, I only practice safe sex. However, if you cum in your condom, I'll ask you to feed it to me and I'll swallow it down...I won't waste a drop.



Offline mrdiamond77

Couple of BDSM style bookings recently which i had enjoyed more than i expected.

Offline boardyhell

i used to pick up a girlfriend from work and bring her back to my living room on the first floor
she used to give me a blowjob on her knees ,sometimes we forgot to close the curtains
passengers on the bus often got an eyeful

Offline JimmySW

From just about one of my all time favourite girls
Woofie35
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What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)   I would say when I stroked my pussy at work until I came, got a spoon and slipped it inside in my pussy, scooped out my creamy gush, drizzled it over a chocolate cake, took a picture of it and sent it to my Master...then I ate the cake ;-)

And I can believe that too, she is a right dirty gal.
From her profile..
Can I go bareback?   A. No, I only practice safe sex. However, if you cum in your condom, I'll ask you to feed it to me and I'll swallow it down...I won't waste a drop.

Seen her twice and can confirm the above is more than likely!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Join UKP and write about my sexual exploits in reviews without inhibition.

Offline Sheraton

In the mid 90's I set the alarm off in an office block at about 9pm while shagging a co-worker in the ladies loo.   :dance:

Me and the aforementioned lass arrived at about 830 at the office, from a nearby pub and there was no one around except a secretary working late.  I said hi to the secretary and did not mention I was with this other girl, so she naturally assumed I was alone.    Anyway, after about 10 mins the secretary went looking for me and I could hear her shouting out for me but I was in the middle of a fuck in the ladies loo with my trousers down and so didn't reply (you understand my rationale I presume ;-))   Clearly she thought I had left so set the alarm on. 

Anyway, once we had done the deed we stepped into the corridor and set the alarm blazing.  The cops arrived and I had to explain the secretary mistakenly set the alarm off without checking the office carefully... a memo was sent around the next day about alarm protocol etc and the secretary got blamed for it.

Offline Sibiu

Several times I had a Cambridge Uni student, who was also working as an escort, in her college rooms. After she left uni she visited me for an in call and we had sex outside on my back lawn. It was her first time at having sex outdoors. That patch of grass is still very special and when I mow it it brings back great memories of her. She's now a paralegal in a solicitor's office.

Offline ZeroCount

Watford Asda changing rooms sex.

Partner discovering she liked being pissed on by a WG, and me, at the same time.

Good Lord, for a minute there I thought those were both the same incident.

Offline GreyDave

Good Lord, for a minute there I thought those were both the same incident.

 :D :D :D Asda is a bit chavy  :D :D Phamcist ther stopped doing their pills now I have to go across road to Sainsburys Llyods  :D :D

Back to topic My reveiw a few years ago             https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=66777.0


Online Dipper

Eating out my mates Mrs as he watched.

She then went on to suck and  wank us both onto her tits.

Must’ve enjoyed it, I got asked back for a re run a few weeks later.  :drinks:

Online Dipper

Getting a sexy young Indian girls tits out in the office  when we were working late.

Hot.  :wacko:

Online Dipper

Having a fit young thing (she had modeled for stroke mag Mayfair) flash her hairy fanny at me (she liked to dress commando) while I was in my office with her.

 :thumbsup: :wacko:

Offline threechilliman

:D :D :D Asda is a bit chavy  :D :D Phamcist ther stopped doing their pills now I have to go across road to Sainsburys Llyods  :D :D

Back to topic My reveiw a few years ago             https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=66777.0
Thanks for the mention. My kind of punt....

Offline Horizontal pleasures


Back to topic My reveiw a few years ago             https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=66777.0
nice review, pity the profile is gone. Was it natural or with an umbrella?

Offline Marmalade

Mine would probably be fucked a girl while in a pub.

We did get a telling off when they noticed.  :(

Offline Marmalade

Depends what you think is outrageous I suppose.

I’ve been sucked off in a cinema and in the lift of a five-star hotel. I’ve had sex on the dance floor of a night club, adjusting the woman’s long wraparound dress. Most of the standard punter things, role plays and daisy chains aren’t outrageous on a punter forum so struggling to think of non-civvie things. For swinging, two cocks in one hole perhaps. For punting, sex in gangsterland perhaps (was excellent). Nothing you’d think twice about.

I’m pleased HP started the thread. He is, after all, probably the most outrageous person in the forum just by being himself.  :drinks:

Offline Punterperson1971

Getting a girls tits out and having a picture took with them while in a pub in walsall

Offline Punterperson1971

And fucking a girl I’d just met in West Bromwich back of job centre didn’t know her name and she worked not far from where I worked,became awkward a few times when saw her again.

Offline Bangers and Gash

Join UKP and write about my sexual exploits in reviews without inhibition.

No offence, but I think I can speak for the forum when I say we'd rather not hear about most of your sexual exploits.  :hi:

Offline suttonporksword

got chatting to a woman online who told me a young family female friend was staying over and her fella liked to watch her (the younger girl) get fucked. I thought it odd until I saw a pic of the girl in question who was in her early 20s and looked dirty as fuck so went for it.


When I arrived girl in question and fella were in the lounge I was let in by the wife who was in her 50s. immediately the girl stripped off and took my hand and took me upstairs. fucked her brains out (very noisey) and occasionally the chap would pop in. clearly they had done the set up before as while fucking the girl the husband and wife (both watching at this stage) commented on my technique, comparing to other guys who had fucked her. tried to arrange to see the girl again (alone) but she wasn't having it. later found out she was the fellas niece (he was about 50 she 20) and they later ran off together.

Offline Horizontal pleasures


I’m pleased HP started the thread. He is, after all, probably the most outrageous person in the forum just by being himself. 

No offence, but I think I can speak for the forum when I say we'd rather not hear about most of your sexual exploits. 

thank you kind friends.
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Offline jabbawokez

Several times I had a Cambridge Uni student, who was also working as an escort, in her college rooms. After she left uni she visited me for an in call and we had sex outside on my back lawn. It was her first time at having sex outdoors. That patch of grass is still very special and when I mow it it brings back great memories of her. She's now a paralegal in a solicitor's office.

Nice, how d you find her??