How to completely piss off a top prostitute in one easy sentance.

[Beerhunter]

She only works 3 days a week and is so far up her own arse I don't know why people bother.     

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Daviemac, no offence mate but your now gonna be sort of famous, for the man who made a top prossie so pissed off shes wrote paragraphs of text stating she not,"up her own arse" 

Carefull how you respond on there mind, if you do. Plenty of eye glaring saddo white armour and pink ponys weilding guys.

[daviemac]

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Daviemac, no offence mate but your now gonna be sort of famous, for the man who made a top prossie so pissed off shes wrote paragraphs of text stating she not,"up her own arse" 

Carefull how you respond on there mind, if you do. Plenty of eye glaring saddo white armour and pink ponys weilding guys.

Yeah I know mate, couldn't help laughing about it.   

Reading her profile on AW gives me that impression, must admit though I haven't read all of it as I have a life away from here and don't have the time.   

One thing I did notice is she doesn't know the law regarding prostitution, If she doesn't want to discuss services over the phone that's her choice just don't say it's illegal when it isn't.

I don't post on UKE very often but I may just make an exception later this evening.  That's if I can find out how to string a sentence together.   

[walking dead]

My god.  She started this morning and she is still going.

Maybe she's just needy of the attention of her adoring fans. I wonder if that will appear over on uke. ..

[Kev3773]

My god.  She started this morning and she is still going.

Maybe she's just needy of the attention of her adoring fans. I wonder if that will appear over on uke. ..

    Stop it, she'll be needing therapy 

[Moresomes]

I smell a saga in the offing.   The W/Ks will be saddling up now.

[Bangers and Gash]

My god.  She started this morning and she is still going.

Maybe she's just needy of the attention of her adoring fan.

Most pro$$ies crave attention - just as long as it doesn't come from the tax man. 

[MasterChief]

Most pro$$ies crave attention - just as long as it doesn't come from the tax man. 

I'm booked in with her and I'll be claiming it through my company books as entertainment LOL

[dubs]

I'm booked in with her and I'll be claiming it through my company books as entertainment LOL

Be sure to get an itemised receipt

[Beerhunter]

I'm booked in with her and I'll be claiming it through my company books as entertainment LOL

HOW??????????????

[Beerhunter]

I'm booked in with her and I'll be claiming it through my company books as entertainment LOL

No seriously...how did you get a booking with her???

[tantric talents]

TBF she doesn't really sound up herself
However .... with that great tome to read through...
"Book Nights" might be a more appropriate name 

[johnny34]

No seriously...how did you get a booking with her???

As I said on page 1, wait til she updates her availability on her 'Availability tab' on Aw then send her an email.

[walking dead]

She is still going.  I think I i give up reading what she has to say.
She is turning it into bullying.  This site is for punters to have an opinion. If a few people share a negative opinion that isn't classed as bullying.  But my god , she can go on.

Many punters have opinions about many girls on this site , most don't write war and peace about it.
A class response is normally no response as non is needed.
The girls don't need to justify anything to us, and we nor to them.

Does she care if I ever or most of us want to book her ? I doubt it as she is clearly very busy.
But I can still have the opinion that if I never wanted to book her in the first place I certainly don't now .

Going enjoy your job Brooke instead of stressing over a few forum posts that in all likely hood won't change a thing for you.

[Addicted65]

Whether she is up herself or not I don't know. What I do know is three times I have booked her , twice months in advance. On all three occasions she cancelled. Twice the day before and once as I was parking the car after confirming 90 minutes before and having driven 45 minutes. I was assured I would be put on her cancellations list, that was six months ago and I have heard nothing.

Interestingly if I had cancelled her three times she would have banned me, lol

The reliable superstars in the area get my vote and cash 

[Kev3773]

Whether she is up herself or not I don't know. What I do know is three times I have booked her , twice months in advance. On all three occasions she cancelled. Twice the day before and once as I was parking the car after confirming 90 minutes before and having driven 45 minutes. I was assured I would be put on her cancellations list, that was six months ago and I have heard nothing.

The reliable superstars in the area get my vote and cash 

Bad craic, to be let down once is bad enough but 3 times FFS just not acceptable. 

[walking dead]

There is an ongoing issue where people don't call out the top girls enough.
Well done l4f for leaving a negative for tori

[Shearer1955]

I have no particular feelings either way towards her; I have never met her but she seems to think that objective criticism is not valid - there are enough examples on here which illustrate that she is far from perfect - she has family problems but they are irrelevant to joe punter even if we can empathise - if she isn't capable of providing a service in a professional manner then take some time off

When people keep emphasising how good they are it usually demonstrates the very opposite 

[Looking4fun]

There is an ongoing issue where people don't call out the top girls enough.
Well done l4f for leaving a negative for tori

Thanks mate I'll continue to do so,if I feel like I'm being fucked around.

[The Outsider]

I was assured I would be put on her cancellations list, that was six months ago and I have heard nothing.

Ah, you see, the list you needed to be on was the "priority" list.  Or maybe the "super priority" list.  I lose track!

I get annoyed if a same day booking gets cancelled, let alone one made months ahead. 

Brooke must be good to get the bookings she does, but I'll never see her as but her way of working and mine are totally incompatible.  I like things to be simple. 

[Looking4fun]

I have no particular feelings either way towards her; I have never met her but she seems to think that objective criticism is not valid - there are enough examples on here which illustrate that she is far from perfect - she has family problems but they are irrelevant to joe punter even if we can empathise - if she isn't capable of providing a service in a professional manner then take some time off

When people keep emphasising how good they are it usually demonstrates the very opposite 

I've got a booking with her in the near future & they have to be very good for me to return,make of that want you want.

[Kev3773]

I've got a booking with her in the near future & they have to be very good for me to return,make of that want you want.

I'm sure she is, going by her many positive reviews on here, so enjoy when the time comes. I won't be seeing her as I can't book that far in advance. I'm not that disappointed as there are plenty other top girls that are much easier to see, in fact I've got a booking with one of them tomorrow which was only sorted this morning 

[walking dead]

Just in case any of you lot have a booking with her today she has posted on uke she has cancelled work today. I am sure she has informed her clients but on the off chance ...

[Kev3773]

Just in case any of you lot have a booking with her today she has posted on uke she has cancelled work today. I am sure she has informed her clients but on the off chance ...

Just seen it, she's cancelling as she's emotionally drained due to all the nasty comments on here and doesn't give a fuck if it upsets people 

[Shearer1955]

So she then upsets some of her regular customers who had a booking for today but seemingly she doesn't give a  fuck about them!! - its a bit of a paradox really as some of her white knights will suffer from her actions - will they immediately rush to her defence

[Shearer1955]

"Explained to both clients today why I've cancelled, they've read UKP & they both agree, it's bullying and not on & they totally understand."

Response by Brooke on UKE which is fair enough - Just to point out that I certainly do not condone any form of bullying by anyone and I have respect for all ladies including escorts - I am only offering my comments following on from what I read - Brooke is entitled to have alternate opinions on the matter - this forum always endeavours to be factual & inevitably there will sometimes be differences of opinion with working girls 

[walking dead]

"After a sleepless night: Explained to both clients why I've cancelled, they've seen UKP & both agree, it's not on & they totally understand"

That's quoted from her uke profile .not sure where the word bullying came from ?

[Shearer1955]

It was on UKE because it was a copy & paste by me from that site - must have been changed after 

[scoobyboy72]

The north east saga continues...

It's not like it's a real job.

[vw]

"After a sleepless night: Explained to both clients why I've cancelled, they've seen UKP & both agree, it's not on & they totally understand"

That's quoted from her uke profile .not sure where the word bullying came from ?

Bullying is mentioned here

I'm just laughing my head off at the latest thread. It's too funny, it's just bringing me more glory if anything. There just looking more and more like bullies and it's driving me more business x

Last reply to herself on the profile post

"Can anyone tell me the truth? Do I come across on my profile as "up myself"? Honest answers please x"

Seems a deluded one claiming it bringing her more glory.



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[Kev3773]

I'm just laughing my head off at the latest thread. It's too funny, it's just bringing me more glory if anything. There just looking more and more like bullies and it's driving me more business
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She soon got over being emotionally drained then 

[hungrypunt]

Just in case any of you lot have a booking with her today she has posted on uke she has cancelled work today. I am sure she has informed her clients but on the off chance ...

So she only sees 2 a day, cmon Brooke, put the effort in, get some more through, get the queue down

No such thing as bad publicity 

[Looking4fun]

To think we've not had any drama on the north east section for a long time & it was all started because a now banned member couldn't get a booking with an escort,begs belief to be honest.

[EnglishRebecca121]

The north east saga continues...

It's not like it's a real job.

[threechilliman]

So she only sees 2 a day

Another clue for you.

tcm

[vw]

Another clue for you.

tcm

Just read some of her feedback to clients and no shock she has attracted some loons in the past.

"1st night: I spent with not just a client but one of my best friends. We talked, and you met my new puppy, it was amazing and special x"

[walking dead]

I assume my puppy she meant she had a boob job?

[PaintingMan]

I'd never really noticed her before, probably more because she's never available. Seeing as how she nearly got me banned and killed  I'm definitely aware of her work now! And have to admit that after reading her statuses I now fully understand the statement  "up her own arse"

What I dont understand is the statement "it's driving me more business". Not sure how it could seeing as they can't book anyway?

Cue another half a dozen " I wanted to book Brooke But she fully booked " threads in a months time.

[vw]

I'd never really noticed her before, probably more because she's never available. Seeing as how she nearly got me banned and killed  I'm definitely aware of her work now! And have to admit that after reading her statuses I now fully understand the statement  "up her own arse"

What I dont understand is the statement "it's driving me more business". Not sure how it could seeing as they can't book anyway?

Its all polysemous words she uses, all statements have double meanings to cover own arse.

Maybe up her own arse statement on her was a polysemous phrase.  Probably not though ?   

[PaintingMan]

If I knew what that meant I'd be impressed 

[hungrypunt]

Its all good for me though, things have livened up, I mean, keyboard fighting on the Brooke Knight thread by Army Barmy guy, people throwing cotton wool balls around and general arse lickin on UKE (no not rimming ) ,

The start of a new day is always better having seen your beautiful face @Brooke Knights. Have a relaxing weekend babe x

now this thread too...best reading Ive done in weeks.

Keep it comin I say....Brooke, comment here baby to spice it up a bit more   

[Moresomes]

"1st night: I spent with not just a client but one of my best friends. We talked, and you met my new puppy, it was amazing and special x"

That's all well and good, but did she take it up the wrongun.   

[datwabbit]

If I knew what that meant I'd be impressed 

I'm impressed when I am being insulted and I don't know it means
 

[rugger35]

I sacked her off after having a bookkng come the day she pulled her adult work profile no reply or no apology so I thought bugger that. Only book once in advance after that with Justine and have to say she was excellent but like most people I punt on the spur not months down the line.

[hungrypunt]

Knocking bookings on the head after gus have booked well in advance seems to happen quite a bit with this Lady, not all is as it first seems eh ?

[sqlbatsman]

I sacked her off after having a bookkng come the day she pulled her adult work profile no reply or no apology so I thought bugger that. Only book once in advance after that with Justine and have to say she was excellent but like most people I punt on the spur not months down the line.

Looks like a lot of people have not had their appointments honoured by this provider, she definitely does not seem to care about it, afterall it looks by her own admission that she can do whatever she wants but still there will always be more people wanting to see her. But nobody seems to be leaving any negative reviews here, possibly afraid to go against the WK's (which potentially she has an army of). If there were more honest reviews more people may know the reality of the service she provides.

[Looking4fun]

To be honest if you followed her posts on uke you would see some of the shit she had happen to her  last year,attacked on a night out,stalked by an ex client for months,hospitalised due to illness & then her father being diagnosed with cancer, it's hardly surprising that she cancelled some bookings.
I was one that had a booking cancelled but I'm not that much of a twat I could write a negative review for her cancelling because she was in hospital.

[Shearer1955]

I agree with you l4f - IF everything she says is true

[hungrypunt]

What was the reason given on the brooke knights thread wher it was mentioned she cancelled 2 guys the other day due to the thread upsetting her
 

[walking dead]

I think it's fair if people report the top girls as they would other girls regarding cancellations etc.
I get the impression other girls get a much tougher time of it.

Punters need to know what all the girls are like. Provide the reasons and punters can make their own minds up how genuine they think they may or may not be.

We all hate being cancelled especially last minute. Brooke sounds like she cancels quite are few even though I suspect volume wise she doesn't take many bookings compared to other girls.

Imagine being cancelled after 3 months wait !!

All said I assume most of her clients are regulars and big fans and they wouldn't speak a slightly negative word about her.

[Kev3773]

Her reason for cancellation the other day was piss poor, " emotionally drained " due to negative comments on this site. If I was one of them after waiting months I'd be fucking fuming.