A shit time to punt in my area

[LLPunting]

Each to their own, but I doubt punting a stocking clad squaddie is what smiths had in mind.   

There are girls in the Army now too you know.  More than a fistful are on social media pissing off service wives no end... a few service wives also on "that" content site making sure the boys on tour know what they're missing.  Even worse in the States where serving hotties are shakin' it all about on that Chinese app that's been adulterated by more and more titty shakers.

[shaft10]

Spare a thought for us Cumbrians who have a 2 hour drive in all directions to get to any major City to punt. We rely on tourers, and they are sparse .. so when they arrive its akin to 100 Lions hunting for 1 gazelle ...

Theres plenty of sheep on the fells though ... but we can't get hold of any velcro gloves due to supply chain issues.