Football or sex

[solway]

What has been the most memorable ?

[Vigvlad10]

Has to be football, I'd chop my dick off to watch match of the day 

[fredpunter]

why choose? Sitting in a hotel room comfy chair with a glass of wine watching football on telly while receiving a blow job is a memory I enjoy

[A Decent Fist]

I've never had the slightest interest in football or any other sport (unless this punting game counts as a sport) so there's no contest.

Amusingly, I'm just home from a tranny sex party where at one point two elegantly made-up and glamorously dressed TVs were having an intense discussion about Chelsea. I wandered away out of boredom.

[solway]

I can remember really special moments wi the football, sex no as many.
Football lasts 90 minutes too, sex well maybe am no so good

[rg41]

Sex all  way as it beats football

[willie loman]

why choose? Sitting in a hotel room comfy chair with a glass of wine watching football on telly while receiving a blow job is a memory I enjoy

Even better if u have a bet on. Once watched the cup final in the lounge of an Edinburgh Sauna, then went downstairs with one of the girls, pleasant way to spend sunday afternoon.

[mr.bluesky]

Both can make you happy or disappoint you in equal measures or in my case if you follow a crap football team more disappointment than happiness,  if you have a good punt more happiness than disappointment

[Drayki]

Why not have both, or is that being greedy? nothing like fucking a nice fit bird and then settling down to watch the footy.   

[wilburs horse]

Get a bigger hit from football than sex when your team scores a goal to win a trophy, get promoted. Think aguero v qpr.

[Jumping Jack Flash]

It's a long time since my team has given me pleasure so it's definitely sex for me!

[scutty brown]

Sex wins
With football you only get to play with one ball

[Blackpool Rock]

I believe that some girls and parlours are often quiet when there is an international tournament or game on, I guess you can punt a girl in a few days time but the match only has 1 opportunity to see it live.
I have on occasions planned to punt a day or two before and after a big game then i'm able to do both, having said that the best times have probably been had with punting.

On a similar note wasn't there a joke around 20 years ago about the similarity of Birmingham City and sex along the lines of -
They are owned by pornographers (The gold brothers and David Sullivan AKA Sport newspapers), They have a tart for an MD (Karen Brady), They can't score and are sponsored by Virgin (Shirt sponsor), and they get fucked off the pitch every weekend (Crap form)

[Kenaldo]

Years ago when David James was in goal for Liverpool we used to have a running joke around the following -

What's the difference between a prossie and David James?

A prossie can get one hand round two balls whilst James can't get two hands round one!

Not very funny admittedly but summed him up nicely.

[scutty brown]

The thai parlours in Blackpool all claimed to notice a significant reduction in trade last year during the Olympics

[cueball]

Sex... every time.

I've never in all my life woke up with an incredible urge to watch a football match 

[hullad]

I hate football its total shit

Sex however . ..  ....   lol

[fredpunter]

I hate football its total shit

hardly surprising you feel that way if you come from the north east

[A Decent Fist]

Hull's not the north-east (presuming that's what his name means). I'm from Newcastle but the performance of the team has nowt to do with me hating football. They were doing quite well when I was a kid.

[Home Alone]

Sex... every time.

I've never in all my life woke up with an incredible urge to watch a football match 

Neither have I, cueball; but the memory of when my team won the Premier League is more vivid than of ANY session with a WG.

Even with ANY of my Regulars over the years!

[fredpunter]

Hull's not the north-east (presuming that's what his name means). I'm from Newcastle but the performance of the team has nowt to do with me hating football. They were doing quite well when I was a kid.

You're showing your age.

Manchester is north west and Hull is further north and on the east so .... 

[PleadInsanity]

Not followed footie for a good few years now, just lost interest. Sex however, i've always been interested in   

[The Owl]

I'd rather spend 90 minutes between the legs of a woman than I would watching 22 men with only 1 ball between them.

[joe diddley]

The best 90 minutes I can remember having at Stamford Bridge has been in the company of Smiley Sindy in her flat across the road from CFC. Mind you that's hardly surprising given that my team is Spurs.

[solway]

Even better if u have a bet on. Once watched the cup final in the lounge of an Edinburgh Sauna, then went downstairs with one of the girls, pleasant way to spend sunday afternoon.

Ha ha I think I did something similar

[stampjones]

Theyre different. An "ordinary" sex session is more fun than an "ordinary" footie game, but the best experience of my life was watching the team I went to see every week from age 14 beat all expectations and win the cup. One of the best days of my life. No sex session ever came close

[scutty brown]

Theyre different. An "ordinary" sex session is more fun than an "ordinary" footie game, but the best experience of my life was watching the team I went to see every week from age 14 beat all expectations and win the cup. One of the best days of my life. No sex session ever came close

I bet you wear your Leicester shirt to punts as well.........

[mrdiamond77]

As much as I do like football, it has to be sex.

[scutty brown]

now choose

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[cueball]

now choose

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Still sex 

[fredpunter]

now choose

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I'll have 3 from the front, 2 from the middle and the rest from the back please Rachel

[BP96]

It's interesting most replies have been about watching rather than playing football.

Doing a skillful move or scoring a wonder goal can be an orgasmic experience, particularly because it may be shared with friends.

[stampjones]

I bet you wear your Leicester shirt to punts as well.........

Different country mate
Id tell you but that would put me as one of about 7000 people!

[Blackpool Rock]

It's interesting most replies have been about watching rather than playing football.

Doing a skillful move or scoring a wonder goal can be an orgasmic experience, particularly because it may be shared with friends.

In that case it would be sex as i'm crap at playing so can score with a prossie but not on the pitch 

[fredpunter]

It's interesting most replies have been about watching rather than playing football.

Doing a skillful move or scoring a wonder goal can be an orgasmic experience, particularly because it may be shared with friends.

On the rare occasions I've attended live games in recent years I'm knackered by the time I've found my seat ... the idea of running around on the pitch for 90 minutes fills me with horror

[scutty brown]

In that case it would be sex as i'm crap at playing so can score with a prossie but not on the pitch 

You're not one of those guys in tangerine are you? They're all crap at playing...

[Blackpool Rock]

You're not one of those guys in tangerine are you? They're all crap at playing...

[lostandfound]

Football or sex? I think you missed out beer.

[Vigvlad10]

Football or sex? I think you missed out beer.

Football

Sex











Beer

 

[The Owl]

Football or sex? I think you missed out beer.

I shared a bottle of beer with an escort after we'd finished fucking. She'd run out of gin so I gave her a beer from my bag I'd brought for after the punt.

I enjoyed the sex more than the beer so still sex.

[scutty brown]

I shared a bottle of beer with an escort after we'd finished fucking. She'd run out of gin so I gave her a beer from my bag I'd brought for after the punt.

I enjoyed the sex more than the beer so still sex.

With a name like "The Owl" I presume you come from Sheffield, so its hardly going to be football.........

[Vigvlad10]

With a name like "The Owl" I presume you come from Sheffield, so its hardly going to be football.........

That, or its Roy Hodgson

[Itsnotshy]

My team is Derby County
So sex beats football.

[richardwagner]

Normally sex But Ive got tickets to the FA cup final and honestly wouldnt swap them for 2 hours of sex with anyone.

Watching your team play live regularly does provide a rollercoaster of emotions -  going mental with 40.000 people when your team scores a last minute winner in a 3 -2 win is a unique feeling. And unlike sex it cant be repliacted easy. You can get laid anytime, anywhere. But seeing that goal go in that wins you the Champions League...that moment will stay with you forever.

Probelm is, most games are dross...

[Blackpool Rock]

My team is Derby County
So sex beats football.

Ramming or rimming?   
TBH though if your a Derby fan catching a dose beats football 

[Bond]

Was on a punt during the 2011 FA Cup Final, Man City v Stoke. Last Cup final to kick off at 3pm if my memory serves me right.

Finished a bit early and then asked the lady to put the telly on so I could watch the last couple of minutes, highlights, cup presentation etc.

Left promptly at 5pm and continued watching in a nearby pub. Not a Man City fan, but I like football. But not as much as sex. 

[CityTillIDie]

Get a bigger hit from football than sex when your team scores a goal to win a trophy, get promoted. Think aguero v qpr.

+1
The best moment of my entire life.

CTID

[peter purves]

Must say having played the 'beautiful game' from as young as I can remember and watching it now all these years later. There can only be one winner 

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[bob the knob]

my regular routine is a  saturday am punt  then onto to the vitality stadium  to watch the mighty AFC  Bournemouth.
sex and football on the same day, you cant beat it

[scutty brown]

my regular routine is a  saturday am punt  then onto to the vitality stadium  to watch the mighty AFC  Bournemouth.
sex and football on the same day, you cant beat it

So you only get to score once on a saturday?