I decided to have a ‘tidy up’ of the gentleman’s area not too long ago, about an hour and a half before I’d arranged an in-call.
Thought it would be best to trim with scissors first, then, shave in the shower.
Nicked myself using the scissors, was still bleeding half an hour before the lovely lady from the agency was due to arrive. There didn’t seem to be any slow down of the blood leaving my body.
Sent a very apologetic text advising I wouldn’t be able to fulfil our appointment due to an accident involving scissors, while making myself presentable for their lovely lady. I then proceeded to put the towel I used to stem the flow of blood, (that looked like something out of an operating theatre), in the washing machine on a boil wash.
Received a nice reply back, saying they understood and hoping I was ok. (And a smiley face and lots of kisses).
I imagine my text provided both some annoyance and amusement at the agency. (Fortunately I wasn’t blocked thereafter, I’ve used them since. Thankfully no further mentioning of this incident by either parties!)
Wrapped myself with kitchen roll, put two pairs of undies and a pair of jogger bottoms on, and sat on the settee (on a towel) with a beer Googling: “how much blood do you have to lose to die?” “How long before your blood clots when you cut yourself, to stop bleeding?” And after my 3rd beer….”can you die from blood loss after cutting your balls when shaving?”
My Top Tip is therefore: when deciding to give yourself a short back and sides, do so with plenty of time to spare in case of unfortunate mishaps. Perhaps even YouTube a video or 2 for tips and advice, do’s and don’ts. Or as I’ve discovered today, come onto UKPunting and read all the information on the subject that’s already available.