Interesting post. Some years back on another forum, I was enquiring about petite girls in Glasgow, and one guy kept messaging, saying how good Lori was, that he was a regular, best thing since sliced bread bollocks.
Well, luckily, I didnt fancy her, and as a discerening punter, I booked someone else so I only had myself to blame if it was a crap punt.
A close shave, in Wallace & Grommit parlance.