I used to go to the Eastern Rose Salon in Boscombe ,which was a hairdressers, who also offererd massage in the back room, i spent quite a few hours in there having fun with various Chinese girls, but as most things in life, good times always come to an end, Amy, the boss decided to let the shop to someone else about 2years ago, so i stopped going there, i was in Boscombe a few weeks ago and called in for a haircut, a quite big Chinese lady about 40 welcomed me in, not bad haircut, i tried to explain to her that i used to come regular for haircut and massage, but she wasn't much interested, so i says to her 'how much do i owe you', 'im not sure, Pensioner is £5, but i think you younger' I been a pensioner 5 years i said', 'HAVE YOU GOT ID'? so as Steptoe said i showed her my bus pass, she smiled and said ' ok, would you like a nice massage now £25', i said 'maybe next time, thank you', so its not only you young uns get asked, but i felt quite happy about it.