Can you find, book and pay for a massage for me?

[sparkus]

A bit pushed for time this week.

Thanks in advance.

[Ozy84]

A bit pushed for time this week.

Thanks in advance.

You what?!

 

[midnightcowboy]

A bit pushed for time this week.

Thanks in advance.

No problem. Drop 500 notes into my account and I'll sort it.

[sparkus]

No problem. Drop 500 notes into my account and I'll sort it.

Ta. Is HE guaranteed?

[petercamford]

I could sort you out for £400, HE and wet wipe clean up guaranteed.

[mh]

Ta. Is HE guaranteed?

Well it seems like HE's very keen to help you out:

I could sort you out for £400, HE and wet wipe clean up guaranteed.

[joe diddley]

I found, booked and paid for a massage for you, sparkus old chap with an well though-of provider. I thought, however, I'd go one step further in helping you out and actually have the massage (with happy ending) for you as well. You'll be pleased to know that it was excellent!

[kaj314]

Was op bored or something??

[LLPunting]

Thx for the 500 OP, sadly after extensive market research none of the 5 candidates would do everything you wanted, some tried REALLY HARD but didn't make the grade.
Further candidates can be found once you transfer 1000 for phase 2 based on refined criteria.

Thanks you for using LLP DataScience.

We look forward to drilling your datapoints again soon.

[sparkus]

Was op bored or something??

I and several others are rather bored of people expecting the forum to do all the work for them. But you're clearly not.

[kaj314]

I and several others are rather bored of people expecting the forum to do all the work for them. But you're clearly not.

That makes sense 

No really...

[BillGoldberg]

A bit pushed for time this week.

Thanks in advance.