To Escort or Not To Escort, that is the question

[Adrian Boulter]

Hi all,

New to the site and first post. Please be easy one me. Quite enjoyed reading all the posts from everyone. Ive never used a escort before but have had may mates who have tried. I am intrigued and would like some guidance on how to approach one. I have read a few posts. My concern is how do I know its not some dodgy copper that answers or some lady thats not what the pictures look like. What do you guys ask for first? Is it ok to ask for a facetime or video to see what I'm investing my hard earned money on? 
Where can I take them? Iv watched pretty woman too many times. I dont really want to wine and dine?. Really stupid questions so apologies. Anyone recommend someone in midlands area for a day as a first try?

[daviemac]

This is real life mate, not some fantasy film.

Read the rules you agreed to when you signed up, then read the punting wiki.

Punting is not for the faint hearted.

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

[Lou2019]

I hope that’s not your real name 

[Moby Dick]

Read this:
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Edit  : I see this link has already been posted, so read it twice.

[Adrian Boulter]

hahaha we all start of small mate. Who knows might turn out ot be the biggest punter out there :-)

[daviemac]

hahaha we all start of small mate. Who knows might turn out ot be the biggest punter out there :-)

You want recommendations for an escort for a day??  Good luck finding one willing to take a booking of that length as a first meet from a new punter.

Like I said this is real life not some fantasy, read the punting Wiki I posted a link to.

[myothernameis]

Hi all,

New to the site and first post. Please be easy one me.

Might be helpful if you tell us how old you are

[Adrian Boulter]

34

[bodybuilder1997]

Don’t overthink it buddy, I’ve only started punting since esrly 2020. As long as you turn up clean, SPs don’t give a shit if you’re new or not. They just want you in and out and paying them the right amount of money. My first few punts, I used to get a great thrill from what’s behind the doors. Nowadays, it’s just meh.. too many shitty/expensive WGs nowadays. Haven’t bothered punting recently
Also.. make sure you bring them flowers  🙏😆

[golden bull]

Dive straight in and pick someone who’s got a good track record on here.
My prediction: you’re going to shit yourself first time and may even lose wood , second one easier then from there you’ll be hooked.

I shit myself the first time and remember my heart leaping out of my chest as I made first contact and again when I turned up at her flat. Wasn’t a glorifying meet but fuck me was it exciting 😱😱😱🥊💥💥….. and I did lose wood 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[funfungoodguy]

I hope that’s not your real name 

Hopefully a litigation specialist would have more savvy

[myothernameis]

Ive never used a escort before but have had many mates who have tried.

If some of your mates have seen escorts, which one of them, do you consider your best friend.  If you 100% sure of this, maybe ask him for some help, maybe like one of the escorts he has seen

[daviemac]

hahaha we all start of small mate. Who knows might turn out ot be the biggest punter out there :-)

Almost forgot, as you seem to be a bit naive about all this, here's some more reading for you. All your questions will be answered if you read all the links provided thoroughly.

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[shed]

34

More like 3+4. Apologies fella but your post reads like a young teenager. I understand we are all different in nature, outlook and maturity. But come on ...........

[lamboman]

Are schools still off then?
Anyway back to his actual question External Link/Members Only
Let us know how it goes.

[tynetunnel]

Where can I take them? Iv watched pretty woman too many times. I dont really want to wine and dine?. Really stupid questions so apologies. Anyone recommend someone in midlands area for a day as a first try?

Hmmmm okay, well welcome to the site. I’m not sure what to make of you. You seem to be of the mindset that it’ll be like Pretty Woman  , that the punt will perhaps last a day, and that you’ll be taking them somewhere, although ideally not to wine and dine…

Compare and contrast that view with the fact that despite almost no knowledge of what a punt with an escort might actually be like, you still managed to find and join this site. Remarkable 

[Moby Dick]

Hmmmm okay, well welcome to the site. I’m not sure what to make of you. You seem to be of the mindset that it’ll be like Pretty Woman  , that the punt will perhaps last a day, and that you’ll be taking them somewhere, although ideally not to wine and dine…

Compare and contrast that view with the fact that despite almost no knowledge of what a punt with an escort might actually be like, you still managed to find and join this site. Remarkable 

Found his Dads search history after watching pretty woman the other night 

[alabama1]

Are schools still off then?
Anyway back to his actual question External Link/Members Only
Let us know how it goes.

You assume he is not genuine, then proceed to give him a recommendation 

[mikhail]

Journalist?

PS. How come he shows as having zero posts under his name?

[theejaculator]

Hi all,

New to the site and first post. Please be easy one me. Quite enjoyed reading all the posts from everyone. Ive never used a escort before but have had may mates who have tried. I am intrigued and would like some guidance on how to approach one. I have read a few posts. My concern is how do I know its not some dodgy copper that answers or some lady thats not what the pictures look like. What do you guys ask for first? Is it ok to ask for a facetime or video to see what I'm investing my hard earned money on? 
Where can I take them? Iv watched pretty woman too many times. I dont really want to wine and dine?. Really stupid questions so apologies. Anyone recommend someone in midlands area for a day as a first try?

Is this a wind-up?

I'm sure a very similar first post was made last year on this board and I'm sure the poster mentioned 'pretty woman' in it too...unless it's dejavu.

To answer your question 'Where can I take them?' ...up the arse if thats their/your thing..

[shaft10]

I hope that’s not your real name 

My guess is his real name is Edward, and he'll turn up in a Lotus

[Hobbit]

Hi all,

New to the site and first post. Please be easy one me. Quite enjoyed reading all the posts from everyone. Ive never used a escort before but have had may mates who have tried. I am intrigued and would like some guidance on how to approach one. I have read a few posts. My concern is how do I know its not some dodgy copper that answers or some lady thats not what the pictures look like. What do you guys ask for first? Is it ok to ask for a facetime or video to see what I'm investing my hard earned money on? 
Where can I take them? Iv watched pretty woman too many times. I dont really want to wine and dine?. Really stupid questions so apologies. Anyone recommend someone in midlands area for a day as a first try?

The amount of times people keep mentioning Pretty woman astonishes me. Is that the only film around that involved a hooker? I doubt it. That film is completely unrealistic and does not compare to real life. So if you go in thinking it will be like that then you are truly mistaken.

I'm not sure if you are genuine or not. A part of me thinks you're just another kid trying to pull a fast one but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Here are some simple rules:

1) Find a hooker that you like
2) Message her asking to see her on a specific date or time
3) Confirm the appointment on the day or the day before depending on her requirements
4) Make sure you have a shower before turning up and ensure that you clean behind your foreskin, ears, ball sack, have fresh breath, and turn up looking smart casual and not scruffy.
5) Be polite and respectful
6) if you don't like her when you arrive feel free to walk before payment is made. (Many don't do this and it requires balls of steel to actually walk away).

Enjoy.

[FiveKnuckles]

Here are some simple rules:

1) Find a hooker that you like
2) Message her asking to see her on a specific date or time
3) Confirm the appointment on the day or the day before depending on her requirements
4) Make sure you have a shower before turning up and ensure that you clean behind your foreskin, ears, ball sack, have fresh breath, and turn up looking smart casual and not scruffy.
5) Be polite and respectful
6) if you don't like her when you arrive feel free to walk before payment is made. (Many don't do this and it requires balls of steel to actually walk away).

Enjoy.

+1.

- The stunning 10/10 girls usually don't give the best service.  Look for a well review girl in the area that looks shaggable to you. 
- Look for a girls with multi-pop.  You will be nervous and high probability you go limp, like my first time 
- Book her for 30-60min and tell her it's your first punt, and she may lead you slowly through it. 

follow up with a review. 

[contentguy]

Journalist?

PS. How come he shows as having zero posts under his name?

I think for post count purposes, only posts in the regional boards count.  He's only posted in threads in the UK Punting board.

You have posted 72 posts in total including reviews, but 6 have been on the UK Punting board, hence only showing as 66 against your total.

[Adrian Boulter]

I am genuine and sorry for not being a expert like the rest of you guys. You all started off with 0 posts and 0 reviews.
I haven't had to resort to escorts before but as it stands now I would like to.

I just wanted everyone's first experience and how they felt. As one can feel quite vulnerable and nervous when its your first one and it seems like some of our users agree. But for the rest of you macho men who were born fucking escorts and hookers you have a sad materialistic life. If you don't have any good advice then don't say nothing at all. As it doesn't sit well with some peoples mental health.

[daviemac]

I am genuine and sorry for not being a expert like the rest of you guys. You all started off with 0 posts and 0 reviews.
I haven't had to resort to escorts before but as it stands now I would like to.

I just wanted everyone's first experience and how they felt. As one can feel quite vulnerable and nervous when its your first one and it seems like some of our users agree. But for the rest of you macho men who were born fucking escorts and hookers you have a sad materialistic life. If you don't have any good advice then don't say nothing at all. As it doesn't sit well with some peoples mental health.

Your attitude is not doing you any favours, I have tried to be as helpful as I can but like so many new members you are acting like a spoilt brat.

Take a step back and look at the questions you have asked, including the one that didn't get posted, then you might realise why you got the reaction you did from some members.

Had you taken the time to read the site and look at reviews before jumping in with both feet, you would have realised that real life punting is nothing like 'pretty Woman'. Most members on here book escorts for anything from 15 minutes to a couple of hours, very few go for longer bookings, plus if you looked at the escort's profiles you would see over day bookings are extremely rare.

You have been given good advice, take it and enjoy the site or carry on as you are and end up banned. Your choice.

[Punterperson1971]

I am genuine and sorry for not being a expert like the rest of you guys. You all started off with 0 posts and 0 reviews.
I haven't had to resort to escorts before but as it stands now I would like to.

I just wanted everyone's first experience and how they felt. As one can feel quite vulnerable and nervous when its your first one and it seems like some of our users agree. But for the rest of you macho men who were born fucking escorts and hookers you have a sad materialistic life. If you don't have any good advice then don't say nothing at all. As it doesn't sit well with some peoples mental health.

Oh dear with this attitude it’s not going to end well please take advice of others especially the mods and read the info on here
Keep questions on here simple and no attitude or aggression and you will be fine include things like area, price your willing to pay related to length of time you want to book and also type of women you like and some one will recommend done for you it is then upto you to go ahead with it.

[GeorgeStevens]

I am not really sure why members bother engaging with these posts even to take the piss. They remain at the top of the forum for much longer as a consequence.

[Adrian Boulter]

Apologies. Didn't mean to offend anyone. I have taken your comments on board. I have read wiki and rules. Thanks again for feedback and help.

[daviemac]

I am not really sure why members bother engaging with these posts even to take the piss. They remain at the top of the forum for much longer as a consequence.

Yet you posted this pointless comment that also keeps it going.   

I've never understood why we get people posting on a thread just to say how pointless the thread is.

[contentguy]

Apologies. Didn't mean to offend anyone. I have taken your comments on board. I have read wiki and rules. Thanks again for feedback and help.

I'm confused, you're saying on this thread that you've never seen an escort. 
Then elsewhere, you're recommending a particular SP who offers tantric massage.

Or are you just trolling everywhere 

[finn5555]

I am genuine and sorry for not being a expert like the rest of you guys. You all started off with 0 posts and 0 reviews.
I haven't had to resort to escorts before but as it stands now I would like to.

I just wanted everyone's first experience and how they felt. As one can feel quite vulnerable and nervous when its your first one and it seems like some of our users agree. But for the rest of you macho men who were born fucking escorts and hookers you have a sad materialistic life. If you don't have any good advice then don't say nothing at all. As it doesn't sit well with some peoples mental health.

I would sort your mental health problems first fella before throwing insults around 

[contentguy]

I would sort your mental health problems first fella before throwing insults around 

And his logic needs sorting out too  "If you don't have any good advice then don't say nothing at all. "

Which I think, loosely translated means "If you don't have anything good to say, then say it 

[GeorgeStevens]

Yet you posted this pointless comment that also keeps it going.   

I've never understood why we get people posting on a thread just to say how pointless the thread is.

My point was valid. I have been here a good few years, seen endless threads of this nature and never made this point before so I think your observation was uncalled for.

[OakTree]

I am genuine and sorry for not being a expert like the rest of you guys. You all started off with 0 posts and 0 reviews.
I haven't had to resort to escorts before but as it stands now I would like to.

I just wanted everyone's first experience and how they felt. As one can feel quite vulnerable and nervous when its your first one and it seems like some of our users agree. But for the rest of you macho men who were born fucking escorts and hookers you have a sad materialistic life. If you don't have any good advice then don't say nothing at all. As it doesn't sit well with some peoples mental health.

Some of us didn’t resort to using escorts. As if it’s a last ditch attempt to get their leg over. I know for some it’s the only way they get sex or at least regular sex. For others, like myself, I just enjoy paying strangers for a fucking experience. 

[daviemac]

My point was valid. I have been here a good few years, seen endless threads of this nature and never made this point before so I think your observation was uncalled for.

I makes not difference if you have made such a comment before, nor does it matter how long you have been here.

If you can't see the stupidity of posting on a thread just to say that you don't know why people post on the thread, then . . . . . .

[FiveKnuckles]

Where can I take them?

i actually thought you was trolling to begin.  The word 'Escort' is a bit of a misnomer in the sense that we don't take the WG to the bar, cinema or shopping.  We just get the adddress, sort the paperwork and do the biz.  If you can take them to heaven in the designated time good on ya 

[Moby Dick]

Where can I take them?

Dunno but why not surprise her and ask “cumfuckmesideways” where she would like to go.
The nearest ATM is popular or how about taking you to the cleaners.

[mills_and_bhuna]

I'm confused, you're saying on this thread that you've never seen an escort. 
Then elsewhere, you're recommending a particular SP who offers tantric massage.

Or are you just trolling everywhere 

he's also asked for advice on sildenafil on another thread. I'm calling troll

[myothernameis]

he's also asked for advice on sildenafil on another thread. I'm calling troll

There also the Users of massage + h/e places thread

I never get extras in my massage. I'm too shy. Im going to try the previous posts idea and if I get a slap I can feedback. :-)

[tynetunnel]

he's also asked for advice on sildenafil on another thread. I'm calling troll

Agreed! Defo a troll. Only 3 days ago he posted this:

Hi all,
Frist time here so apologies for the incompetence.
I have been after tadalafil/cialis for a while and came across this site using google. I have noticed many online pharmacies with varying prices. I saw menschem, ukmeds and another pharmacy called the family chemist. I registered to their mailing and they sent me a 15% off code with no max spend. I managed to pick tadalafil up for cheaper than any other pharmacy I used to get it from. It was a TEVA brand. I'm thinking of using the daily tablets instead now as I have just found a new women in my life:-). What do you think guys?

Why has he signed up here talking about meeting escorts if he has a new “women” in his life who is so damn hot that he thinks he will need the daily tablets?