You know you're a punter when...

[Webby581]

Got in a taxi with a female woman driver lat month and the perfume was unmistakable.

IMHO Those female women are preferable to those other types of woman 

[notcalledchris]

Could have sworn that i put "female Romanian"

[Markc]

I was dropping the wife off at Dentist yesterday and there is a hair salon next door called Blonde on Blonde.
Reminded me of a threesome l had with a regular and her friend.

[Webby581]

Tuffley?
Possibly sharing a little too much personal location info there, MarkC? 

[nombre]

You know you're a punter when... you've got the phone numbers of more escorts saved in your contacts than actual friends.
You know you're a punter when... you have a secret stash of cash hidden away just for spontaneous punts.
You know you're a punter when... you've mastered the art of discreetly checking the time to ensure you're not running over your booked session.
You know you're a punter when... you have a detailed mental map of all the local hotels and their parking for quick and easy access.

[SonofAJohn]

When you don't punt for a week and every woman you see starts to look 10/10.

[webpunter]

You know you're a punter when... you've got the phone numbers of more escorts saved in your contacts than actual friends.
You know you're a punter when... you have a secret stash of cash hidden away just for spontaneous punts.
You know you're a punter when... you've mastered the art of discreetly checking the time to ensure you're not running over your booked session.
You know you're a punter when... you have a detailed mental map of all the local hotels and their parking for quick and easy access.

We are on the same page 
Friends is an interesting one, often people confuse them with acquaintances
Cash stash to save having to faff around getting this from a cashpoint should the mood strike & the timeline be tight
Discretely checking = an easy to read at the quickest of quick glances punting watch

[arrow0404]

When you look online and see a bank offering £150 to switch to them - and then thinking can effectively get a free punt with that money

[Demon8]

I think the physical standard for women who catch my eye in the street has increased greatly. I try to see quite a variety of SP's, some gorgeous, some quite plain Jane. Either way, I know I can get whatever my FOTM is so assets in women that may have popped at me earlier aren't so special now.

In the same vein, I like many of you am a horny bastard, and I feel every conversation I had with any women outside of family I was sexualising/objectifying them. I think because of the variety of SP's on offer I don't find myself doing that day to day anymore. I know it's not the best way to manage my internal and intrinsic misogyny but it's an added ease to say to day living I have noticed.

When you look online and see a bank offering £150 to switch to them - and then thinking can effectively get a free punt with that money

With ads being reintroduced I cancelled my Amazon subscription a while back. Never saw it as saved money, just an extra 30 min punt every year for free!

[notcalledchris]

When you wake up with sore thighs and then remember the aches are due the the vigorous doggying you delivered to a wg yesterday

[sparkus]

... each week on a Monday morning you check the changes on VS to see any new arrivals or reappearances.

[webpunter]

With ads being reintroduced I cancelled my Amazon subscription a while back. Never saw it as saved money, just an extra 30 min punt every year for free!

The amount of time [& sometimes ££] i save ordering stuff from Amazon rather than having to go to the shops or fuck around on different websites to buy / order the same is large
& whatever it is arrives rapidly
Prime is a ton a year & the adverts are brief
I reckon the programming can be good when picking & choosing what to watch
I did pay up front for Prime for an annual subscription a year or two ago to save a few quid just b4 a price increase

[geordie35]

Out with the family for a meal at a Thai restaurant. As well as l eyeing up the waitresses deciding who would give the best massage etc, after the main course the desert menu was handed out with the heading "Happy Endings'. I thought to myself I'm the only one to get the double entendre.

[guymids-72]

A work trip to a different area and your immediately an AW search

[webpunter]

A work trip to a different area and your immediately an AW search

Any trip ...

[The Monk]

Reaching 60 getting your free bus pass and thinking what punting areas does it cover for free travel.

You take a job just for the cash tips advantage to fund your punting adventures😂🤣

[oldrascal]

......You enrol on a succession of study courses to provide cover for being out of the house. (I ended up with a Master's degree, but enjoyed many a punt on the way!)

[Southernbloke]

......You enrol on a succession of study courses to provide cover for being out of the house. (I ended up with a Master's degree, but enjoyed many a punt on the way!)

Doing something similar myself 😃

[nwluvit]

Reaching 60 getting your free bus pass and thinking what punting areas does it cover for free travel.

You take a job just for the cash tips advantage to fund your punting adventures😂🤣

Where do you live. I am 64 - no free bus pass!!

[dross]

When you look online and see a bank offering £150 to switch to them - and then thinking can effectively get a free punt with that money

hah literally just done this with this 100% in mind, look forward to the payout in a months time 

[B4bcock]

Reaching 60 getting your free bus pass and thinking what punting areas does it cover for free travel.

You'll have to wait a bit longer.  You don't get a bus pass until you are retirement age for a state pension - currently 66.

[Bertiebeenthere]

I maybe wrong, you get your bus pass at 60 in Scotland and Wales, also I think in Merseyside.

[mikecee]

I maybe wrong, you get your bus pass at 60 in Scotland and Wales, also I think in Merseyside.

Correct.  It is in Merseyside. I got mine 4 years ago when I turned 60.

[trainspotter]

When you get an email from airline loyalty scheme 'Flying Blue' and momentarily wonder how an esteemed member of the NE UKP community came by your personal email.

[Atrueyorkie]

My geography has increased tenfold, I know every corner of the uk and know how long it takes to get to each city 

[Bonker]

Sorry Yorkie, I don't believe you.
A yorkshire man setting foot out of god's own country?!

[Chazz]

Sorry Yorkie, I don't believe you.
A yorkshire man setting foot out of god's own country?!

He meant that he now knows the way to Barnsley! 

[mr.bluesky]

I maybe wrong, you get your bus pass at 60 in Scotland and Wales, also I think in Merseyside.

You have to 66 before you get your bus pass in Coventry,  not that I'm in any great hurry to become a "bus wanker" 

[webpunter]

My geography has increased tenfold, I know every corner of the uk and know how long it takes to get to each city 

Its brilliant isnt it
When i've got a client meet i can mentally picture wherever they are, route options how long [as you mention] with indies & parlours en route there & back
Usually i like to line up tank emptying meets on the return journey
So for example a trip to brummie land from the south east
There its the M40 & M42
Return its M6 & M1 bringing in Northampton, MK hooker central or Watford Hemel on the M25
I really must go punting in Oxford, off the M40, & i have a few on HL 
On the M6 stopping at the services to line em up & if nowt available its round the m25
Then back on the M40 / A40 Wembley & Harrow, or round to Bracknell / Guildford
The options are endless

& not forgetting to clear out my Waze destinations just in case the civvy pays some interest when we are in the motor
Tho like most women she's clueless when it comes to locations 

[davxx]

Reaching 60 getting your free bus pass and thinking what punting areas does it cover for free travel.

You take a job just for the cash tips advantage to fund your punting adventures😂🤣

Certainly in Scotland over 60 you qualify for free bus travel, also benefit from slightly cheaper rail travel.

[Captainhowdy666]

Newphew was round yesterday moaning that he’d had his third shag in his entire lifetime and caught gonorrhoea.

Sat there thinking “I’ve fucked over 60 birds in the last 3 years and not caught an itch” touch wood

[Atrueyorkie]

Sorry Yorkie, I don't believe you.
A yorkshire man setting foot out of god's own country?!

  haha

[Atrueyorkie]

Its brilliant isnt it
When i've got a client meet i can mentally picture wherever they are, route options how long [as you mention] with indies & parlours en route there & back
Usually i like to line up tank emptying meets on the return journey
So for example a trip to brummie land from the south east
There its the M40 & M42
Return its M6 & M1 bringing in Northampton, MK hooker central or Watford Hemel on the M25
I really must go punting in Oxford, off the M40, & i have a few on HL 
On the M6 stopping at the services to line em up & if nowt available its round the m25
Then back on the M40 / A40 Wembley & Harrow, or round to Bracknell / Guildford
The options are endless

& not forgetting to clear out my Waze destinations just in case the civvy pays some interest when we are in the motor
Tho like most women she's clueless when it comes to locations 

Indeed  even in small conversations it helps when someone mentions where they’re based. Makes you seem like a local without being local 

[sparkus]

Just seen an ad on the tube for some play called 'Visit From An Unknown Woman'

[sparkus]

Accidentally said the other day "For the price of a shag"

(I wanted to say that £40 wasn't expensive for something, all things considered)

I don't think it was understood as there was no reaction.

[mr.bluesky]

Just seen an ad on the tube for some play called 'Visit From An Unknown Woman'

Is it about a service provider who does outcalls but doesn't have any reviews by any chance 

[DouglasReynholm]

Newphew was round yesterday moaning that he’d had his third shag in his entire lifetime and caught gonorrhoea.

Sat there thinking “I’ve fucked over 60 birds in the last 3 years and not caught an itch” touch wood

Is he your real nephew .... !? & Do people still get that? Chlamydia was fashionable in the noughties but it was all AIDS in my day.

Did you know crabs and lice are now almost extinct in the western world because of women waxing and shaving?

[simon07]

Only bald WG i ever saw was Tess Mc Gill.
It was a hot exotic encounter.

[myothernameis]

Watching Bulleye's last night, and Jim Bowen final comment, aired in the early 70's

Maybe next week we might get a happy ending

[WASA38]

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[mh]

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pardon?

[Thephoenix]

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I'll second that!.....Pardon!

[bristolnick]

I'll third that!

[WASA38]

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[WASA38]

A word of encouragement

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