This is my punting phone. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My punting phone is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my punting phone is useless. Without my punting phone, I am useless.
I must dial my punting phone true. I must text smarter than the WG who is trying to bait and switch me or lure me in under false pretences. I must out comms her before she time wastes me. I will...
My punting phone and I know that what counts in punting is not Adult Work feedback nor the smoke what is written on her profile. We know that it is confirming services that counts. We will confirm services...
My punting phone is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its camera and privacy settings. I will keep my punting phone topped up and ready, even as I am topped up on cialis and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My punting phone and I are the defenders of my cock. We are the masters of our WGs. We are the saviors of my dick
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So be it, until victory is ours and there are no more shit punts, but great punts!
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