I want a beautiful petite blonde early twenties for Christmas

[boredoldergent]

Hello.

I am on the look out for really really fantastic blondes for Christmas.  Any advice or pointers?

[delta69]

Hello.

I am on the look out for really really fantastic blondes for Christmas.  Any advice or pointers?

Be more specific like location, price and services you're after

[maxxblue]

Hello.

I am on the look out for really really fantastic blondes for Christmas.  Any advice or pointers?

Try this:

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I think you will be impressed 

[MrMatrix]

Hello.

I am on the look out for really fantastic blonde for Christmas.  Any advice or pointers?

Fuck, who doesn't. Dont think there's room under my Xmas tree for one though

[Jonestown]

where will you be at Christmas so we know where to send her ?

[GingerNuts]

A bit optimistic hoping for recommendations when you don't want to share your good punts with the rest of us.

[Home Alone]

A bit optimistic hoping for recommendations when you don't want to share your good punts with the rest of us.

Has he ever had a good punt, though? Each of his 3 reviews is a Negative.

[GingerNuts]

Has he ever had a good punt, though? Each of his 3 reviews is a Negative.

That was my point. A member for nearly two years and only negative reviews. Either he's been very unlucky or, I think more likely, he's keeping the good ones to himself.

[daviemac]

Hello.

I am on the look out for really really fantastic blondes for Christmas.  Any advice or pointers?

The more you post the more I think you're either an idiot or a troll, are you going for the record of the most useless / deleted posts on the site.   

Read this and try again. -

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[PLeisure]

He comes across as desperate for peer attention. The username is the first clue; the inane thread topics, the second.

[freeze44]

Hey board what about this one? Will even piss on ya! Review be interesting 

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[RandomGuy99]

Have you tried writing a letter to Santa with your requirements clearly laid out?

He probably a warehouse full of petite blondes

[Convince Me]

Hey board what about this one? Will even piss on ya! Review be interesting 

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Her boobs resemble crumpets, so if you’re fed up with Christmas fare tuck in.

[winkywanky]

Have you tried writing a letter to Santa with your requirements clearly laid out?

He probably a warehouse full of petite blondes

Santa's little helpers  .

[RandomGuy99]

I've asked Santa for 2 x blondes, 3 x brunettes, 2 red heads and a partridge in a pear tree. 

[bhudda]

I've asked Santa for 2 x blondes, 3 x brunettes, 2 red heads and a partridge in a pear tree.

no golden rings?

[winkywanky]

Yes, with that many girls a golden cock ring would be a good idea.

[RandomGuy99]

Yes, with that many girls a golden cock ring would be a good idea.

Quickly added that to my letter.  Just off to the post office.  I hope it gets to the north pole in time.

[winkywanky]

Here's hoping Santa makes it up your chimney  .

[Fuzzyduck]

Hello.

I am on the look out for really really fantastic blondes for Christmas.  Any advice or pointers?

Didn't work out with Nadia Chloe Rose then eh? Stick to the dodgy, pimped Roms, mate.

[macman26]

Hello.

I am on the look out for really really fantastic blondes for Christmas.  Any advice or pointers?

What about - AprilSouth - i booked her a while back and she was a good fuck but keep in mind now she's been on the game a few years and guess might be getting a bit used.

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[finn5555]

Here you go External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Happylad]

Yes, with that many girls a golden cock ring would be a good idea.

Only if you`ve got a liking for the French Hens.

[haggismccormick]

Yes, so do I. However, as I am not christian I am not particular about Christmas. Any time will suit me as long as performance matches looks.

[Littlefoot]

That was my point. A member for nearly two years and only negative reviews. Either he's been very unlucky or, I think more likely, he's keeping the good ones to himself.

Probably hasn’t met a beautiful, petite blonde yet. 

[king tarzan]

Have you tried writing a letter to Santa with your requirements clearly laid out?

He probably a warehouse full of petite blondes

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