Time: Jan  24- Mar 2024

Links :
https://www.adultwork.com/7648110
https://archive.is/2ZJhJ


Price : £40, 15 mins

Comms: all done via Phone call and few knocked on arrival knew where I was going too.

Location: SW16 Latina WG house, New apartment, She has moved on probably to CR0 or SE6 I think

Appearance: Just like the pics , Body on point and dressed in sexy lingerie

Services: OW, CG, Mish, multiple Doggy positions

So Saw Soffia in the lineup on previous visits and said I will come back for her and boy was I happy I did, She speaks perfect English was dressed to the nines and came with a bag of energy. So picked her from the new lineup had a quick chat and she even asked if I wanted any extras but declined action started with her dropping her gear tiny dance then OW proceeded and it was very good it was quite raunchy she has a slutty side to her a bit of variation sloppy took it deep slapped her face a few times with it this got me to full mast instantly. Sex was then delivered with a lot of energy/ few moans and groans , she should get an Oscar lol it did add to the moment for sure. Was allowed to pound in various positions doggy on the bed standing straddle etc. A bit of Dirty talking , no restrictions Hygiene was perfect .
Would I go back: yes its VFM with a good looking, good service WG IMO.

Recommended: for sure cant wrong if looking for a quick release, she gets fully engaged.

Any questions do ask.



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https://www.tantricpleasure.co.uk/tantric-ladies-gallery/

In London for the weekend and after scrolling through some massage reviews on UKP I landed on the Tantric Pleasure site and decided to give "Sophie" a call.  My call was rejected but I shortly received a text with the names and the areas of the SPs available today. 

Emma and Lara in Marylebone however there were no pictures for Lara on the site so I asked for more details: "Lara, 26, Hungarian, Petite brunette, size 6/8 32C. Friendly, openminded girl, great service, brilliant feedback"

Sounded decent and whist I couldn't find much by way of reviews the pics of the other girls looked pretty good and there was something appealing about the potential unknown.  As I didn't have much time I made a prompt decision and agreed:  Time and place was then confirmed, price was 60mins for £120.

Arrived on time and was let in to the flat in the usual way by a friendly if short (5'1") and slightly chubby (bit of a tummy) young girl in red lingerie.  First impression was not great but she was smiley and offering some encouraging light kisses so I decided to go with the flow and see what happened.  The room was small and VERY warm, kitchen and bed (paper cover rolled out in readiness) all in one.  I was then offered to take a shower so off with the clothes directed to the small bathroom.

Back in the main room and Lara came over and helped me dry with some sensual work with the towel which started to get me aroused. Some more light kissing and off came her bra to release some pert (natural) breasts, before she directed me to lie face down on the bed.  I've not experienced a tantric massage so this was a new experience.  Starting with some light talc over my body she was attentive with plenty of gentle touches, strokes with her fingers and lips all over my body but especially my crack and sack which had me really turned on.   
 
Maybe 15 mins on and out came the warm oil, expertly drizzled over me and her to then start the B2B massage.  It was then I thought to myself that whilst Lara was by no means my usual look physically, she did put the effort in to provide an erotic massage. 

After about half an hour of her sensual sliding over me, combined with some less than discrete exploring of her pussy and she was getting juicy and in the flow.  I was then (finally) asked to turn over and revealed my raging boner.  More oil applied and she continues with her devoted attention and asks if I want any extras.  I asked what was on offer and she suggested FS for £100.  My mind was not in a place for negotiating so agreed and the interaction continued with more intensity before rolling on the bag. 

She was certainly making plenty of positive noises of satisfaction as she slid down my shaft.  Sensing I was close I decided on a tactical change of position to try and give me a breather.  I bent her over and managed a few minutes of deep pounding with gentle slaps of her peachy ass before deciding I was ready to blow.  She spun round and offered me her open mouth so off came the bag just in time for me to jizz on to her tongue.         

She cleaned me up with some of the paper cover for the bed and then asked me to lay back down to finish the massage.  I didn't notice her check the clock at all, but I felt my time was done so I went for a cleansing shower, got dressed and paid my dues before heading out. 

Summary:
Ease of booking - 8/10
Apartment - 6/10
Face - 5/10
Body - 6/10           
Massage - 8/10
Effort - 8/10
Overall value for money (£220) - 7/10

In hindsight I feel I overpaid, for that price I'd expect a really hot looking girl (even with London prices).  Lara was a friendly, attentive, gave a sensual service and served my need but I wouldn't go back.  The lesson for me is (unless more research available) stick with AW, check reviews, pics and consider the budget.

PS -  Unsure whether this should be in the massage section or not but placed here due to the outcome. 

 

https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/laura/

Finally managed to book Laura last week, her pictures on twitter (see below) and HOD caught my eye especially that round ass.
I’ve seen 4 girls at HOD, booking has been always easy and straight forward, Laura was on my HL so decided to give it a go!

GIRL: Milf British mid-30’s I reckon, pictures on HOD are a bit photoshoped but not far from reality, she’s not slim, but also not fat at all, just curvy with a good ass, her best feature!. I reckon she’s 165cm tall and size 10-12 I think. Very accomodating really good attitude, she’s been in this business for a while, I’d say she is a pro in a good way, currently not working many days so probably helps with her delivering an enthusiastic and relaxed service which is what I got.

FEE: £80 for 30mins, protected sex in various positions, OWO included, no extras taken.

PLACE: 1st floor flat, this time I got the room with stairs, so I think I’ve now tried all rooms at HOD lol! This one is probably my favourite.

ACTION: booked 2 hours ahead, quick replies from maid on whatsapp, arrived 3mins earlier, maid opened the door, I think she recognises me already, had to wait in the kitchen, then Laura came and told me I could use the toilet, took a quick shower, out of the toiled and Laura took me straight to the bedroom. She looked stunning, high heels which I asked her to keep, some nice purple underwear, that ass looked amazing!
French kissing, touching each other and I was rock hard in few seconds, OWO in front of the mirror, really enjoyed the view, excellent technique, nice and slow, eye contact and both looking at the mirror, pure porn material, must say she’s got great OWO skills!
Moved to the bed, bit more of OWO, condom on, I just focused on couple of positions, cowgirl, doggy, spoon(not her favourite position) and came really hard in missionary, started low pace, she then hugged me like a koala, paced up and felt really good until I came, I rarely come in mish, can’t even remember last time I finish this way, really strong climax, her kissing and the good mish positioning contributed to that great finish.

Highlights: her round ass, not toned but I just loved it, nice to smack, her FK, one of the best I’ve had, her OWO skills.
Will probably see her again but not in the near future as got a long HL to complete. Might keep her as my plan B.

Recomended if you like British, milfs, curvy girls, round ass.

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Black Label: https://www.blacklabellondon.co/escort/stefanie/
Aprov too: https://aprov.co.uk/escorts/high-end-upmarket-vip-supermodel-yasmin.htm

Price
£1000 for 1 hour

Services
Positive
Nice apartment but stale smell in living room and bedroom. Bit like a big sweaty person had been snoring/sleeping in there all night. Can't think of anything else positive

Neutral
Russian not Polish (if that matters)

Negative
Breath stank. Given my recent run maybe there is a mouthwash shortage in London
Older than photos suggest - late 30s/early 40s but body 20 year old influencer would kill for
Cold - air kisses on entry then offered seat on sofa in living room which I took and then she sat on the other sofa about 6 feet away. Would have thought she could sit on same sofa as me - plenty of space! Small talk felt like an interview and went on for 15/20 minutes. Had to stand up and ask for the shower to move things on. Busy on her phone in the living room when I came out of the shower
Barely kissed (tried to avoid kissing) and lips only. Gave up trying
At start tugged on my dick. Like a lady handling my dick but this was hard and became painful - little man felt like a cow's teat being milked by a farmer
Oral with (said no OWO). Perfunctory at best. Long time since I've had oral with and felt very little (less than I remember), started flagging
Refused reverse oral
Had to wank with lube to get hard enough for penetration
Dead starfish missionary (after she lubed her pussy) with her staring to the left into space. Only her ribcage moving while she was breathing gave away I wasn't fucking a dead body. Felt pretty loose - could have been the lube
Asked for cowgirl. Refused saying I was too big (I'm average), so moved to doggie (more lube before entry) with lots of fake noises and "baby you're so big". Came from mechanics but needed more effort than usual due to lube and loose pussy
Shower nice - much warmer and pleasurable than her
Barmaid at post-punt pint more friendly and probably would have done a much better job if I slipped her £1000

None of the Diva girls I wanted available, so booked this one based on photos. Bad mistake. From the chat think she's been in the game for a while in Dubai and now in London as losing out to younger Russians in Dubai - can't see why based on my punt! Doesn't like London due to lack of service (ironic) and finds people not helpful. Gave the "air of superiority/doing a favour by seeing you" feeling

Strongly not recommended and not repeating. Might try avoiding the higher priced girls for a while - if nothing else to stop pissing away so much cash when the punt turn out shit

Background:
Second time with Fallyn after a successful first punt (see previous review), booked with a similar intent of rimming / ballsucking / oral.

Comms:
Excellent as always with Olina, prompt response via WhatsApp. Return visit so was able to book a few days in advance so no issues with finding a time that worked. Usual deal when I arrived - phone Olina's and get final instructions to Fallyn's apartment.

Location:
Apartment about 5mins walk from Bayswater underground station. Clean, fairly modern, easy to find with some directions from the agency.

Meet:
Door answered by Fallyn in a little bra and thong combo, initial hug and kiss as I took my shoes off, and a quick catch-up after she recognised me from the previous visit. In to the bedroom, money sorted, and then stripped down and hopped in the shower.

Plenty of interaction whilst Fallyn washed me down, played with her tits/ass, few little kisses, some CC swipes, and then the first of several blowjobs, with Fallyn down on her knees looking up at me. Got dried off, and back to the bedroom.  Same as before, we started with c. 15mins of rimming / ball-sucking and oral.  Learnt my lesson from last time, and asked to go slow and sloppy with the blowjob, with Fallyn obliged, meaning I didn't pop immediately. Got really into the rimming as well, getting me to rollover into a doggy position and really burying her face in my ass.

About 20mins in, Fallyn suggested we fuck, and this time decided to go with it rather than ask for more oral, didn't need to even bring up her profile mentioning anal before she'd asked whether I wanted to fuck her in the pussy or in the ass, so of course I picked ass - condom and lube on, Fallyn bent over the edge of the bed facing a standing mirror, and then guided me in. Fallyn happily takes a good anal fuck, with plenty of vocals, and a couple of moments of 'standing up' so I could grab her tits whilst keeping my cock in her arse. In the end, inevitable happened and I popped in the bag after a few more minutes.

Cleaned up, and then offered a (good) Thai massage - lots of firm pressure which does work the knots out, and a head massage to finish.

Fallyn was up for and offered round 2, but I was pretty spunked out by that point, so we jumped back in the shower for clean down, and then dressed and out about on the hour.

Price:  £150 for 1 hour incall, no extras.

Verdict:   Positive

Link: https://www.olina-oriental-escort.com/asian-escort/fallyn/

https://thephoenixclub.london/

First Review on here, However have been punting for a numerous years, I attended my first party at LMP - when they were based at Edgware road- when Billie was Vera! I have partied after at the marble arch location- Cindy was my favourite and subsequently the Barons Court.
I haven't been to the new location in Paddington/ Warrick avenue till this party.

Date- March 2024 Friday 4-6pm

Called at 3.15 to conform a slot- ( fortunate to finished work early by supprise)

Location- Warrick Avenue- 5-10 mins walk from station/ london


Line Up

Luiza- Hot and smoking Brazilian - amazing thing and tone body and bueatiful face 10/10
Kasia- slim and sexy eastern European- great body 9/10
Millie- Beautiful Brazilian- great bolt ons. 8/10
Rafaella- older Brazilian- does not look like photos sadly. 7/10

Venue
Flat- 3 bedroom- old council state area-
small kitchen- drinks and snack in hallway.
2 shower- not the best.
only 2 rooms used

The Action
I arrived about 15 mins late- delays on the the trains! typical
There were only 2 other guys - all 4 girls playing.
Was greeted by Kasia- at the door- sorted out the funds- 160, given valuables to keep safe- and showered.
straight out the shower kasia was still free- she took me to one of the rooms which was empty, the other punter had finished with millie and was cleaning up.

Kasia started with OW, I then fucked her doggy style,  great view and tight!. I finished in Missionary. cleaned up and shower- Round 1.
As soon as i came out - Rafaella- grabbed me and took me to the bed- the low male to female ratio made the girls ravenous at this party.
she started with a massage - then flipped me over - OW then Condom and into missionary- pop number 2! ROUND 2!
at this time a 4th guy turned up.
Showered again, came out the shower replenished with some juice and Millie was free and invited me to the bed- played an teased, started with oral, then onto condom, cowgirl, doggy and then missionary- pop- Round 3 ! I was pretty tired at this point
I walked into the other room- the new guy was with kasia in cowgirls and luiza was free- millie and rafealla -were occupied next door.
Luiza started with owo- telling me please not to cum in her mouth. she worked vigorously- got me hard- and then on with the condom- rode me ! wow amazingly tight, i flipped her over into missionary, for a while- at this time Rafaella came and joined and started massaging my balls! pop 4 ! Round 4 and totally spent!
Showered and got ready to leave! Happy Friday!

Great value overall if the line up matches- the venue is not as fun as previous but the girls are great!
Will return when i can!

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/4784306 or https://www.adultwork.com/kinky%5Felliex

Met this girl I think late 2020 but never got to write a review, it was a positive experience at that time.
Saw her mid-March this year as a plan C, I was really looking forward to a positive experience but could only be a neutral…

Comms: Quick replies on whatsapp, meeting arranged same day, one hour ahead. Clear instructions on how to find the place.

Place: Flat in Canary wharf, 5min walk from South quay DLR station, clean bedroom, didn’t get to use the toilet.

Girl: late 20’s, various tattoos, very fit body, gym regular, bleached blonde hair, fake lips a bit too plumped in my opinion, however FK felt good, fake tits, green eyes, she’s probably size 6, her best feature her firm round small/medium ass.
She’s been doing this job for several years now, attitude was ok bit nothing especial, no clockwatcher.

Action: Into the flat, asked me to take the shoes off, straight to the bedroom, quite tidy, nice atmosphere, I had a shower before meeting her so she said it was fine and didnt ask me to shower. Paid £80 for 30mins had requested £100 for 45min but she didn’t accept.
Took her clothes off and kissed all her body, especially her bum, nice FK, got me hard right away, took my boxers off asked for OWO which was the main reason I booked her, however she said no OWO as I had too much precum, felt quite dissapointed as was really looking forward to a nice OWO, thought about leaving but didn’t want to have an argument and probably was too late as we were both naked.
She put the condom on and gave me an ok OW. Sex in various positions, missionary, cowgirl, spoon, doggy. Then just asked her to wank me till I cum.
Sex was just ok, nothing amazing, if I had OWO it would have been much better, can’t give her a positive as she advertises OWO as one of her main services and unfortunately I didn’t get it, she does offer CIM as extra, so didn’t quite get the “too much precum” thing.
Don’t think I’ll see her again.

Recommended if you like fit gym body, round firm medium/ small ass.

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Hello. I hope you will accept my first review to the forum!
I like latina girls and will review several I have seen previously, the firs one being Consuela:
https://www.agencybarracuda.co.uk/escort/consuela/

The meeting happened in Earl’s Court, 3 minutes walk from tube, not the most discreet entry but I am not too bothered. This wasn’t your usual basement flat and was very well equipped. Good shower, spacious, clean bedroom, no issues for me here. She did mention she lives with a roommate, and I didn’t ask whether it is a girl or a guy, but potentially a guy (so much whey protein in the kitchen!). Roommate was not in the flat unless they hid in the closet, so I wasn’t bothered.

The girl herself doesnt have the best English but is warm to flirting. Used a translator at times but this was not an issue for me. As for looks, is slim in the waist, nice big ass, good fake tits (probably C/D, not DD). She is young and what you see is what you get.

I spent two hours with her at 450. For what happened next and what is currently happening in UK, I think that is a bargain. We started by letting her give me a massage. She was more talking than massaging because we were having a nice conversation, and this grew into OWO. She does this for 30 pounds, but I actually think it may be better to opt for free OWC because at times, she was making a real effort but I think oral became a bit too toothy for my liking and had to slow her down. Does DT and allows to fuck her face, which was very hot. Finished in oral all over her to end first round. Second round, after some nice convo, kicked off with oral. Oral quickly switched into cowgirl, where she was riding like a rabbit. We switched up and went into several other positions (doggy lovely with her) but I was capped on time and didn’t have a lot of time and couldn’t finish. Only thing I would change is ask her for less vocals, she was making it seem like a horse was fucking her and it was too extra, but maybe that was because she wanted me to finish round 2.

Overall she is a good girl and for people who enjoy latinas, highly recommend.

Luna: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7132535

Initially, I thought to give a Negative, but in reality, I did not speak with her... but with her maid.

I was suspicious about it from the start and before doing the paperwork, I asked her to confirm what we had agreed. It prevents many problems you could have had after handling the cash. She did not doubt to say that I had not spoken with her. Luna was pretty, but not even close to her pictures, which are professional... and highly Photoshopped. It would not have been a problem, she was hot enough, but the fact that she would not provide what had been agreed was a problem. She offered to me to visit a couple of friends living on the floor below. All belong to the same Brazilian group. I went down to visit them, but the exchanges rarely work. I think I recognised one of the two friends, and if she is the girl I think she is, her pictures were also very Photoshopped. From my conversation with the other two friends, I suspect they were also using the same maid. So, I went home without seeing anyone.

There are two conclusions of this meeting:
- First, I can imagine that the norm in the group is to improve the pictures a lot.
- Second, the maids always say yes to get you there. So, whatever they tell you or you agree is nonsense.

Link: https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/london-e18/new-new-very-sexy-japanese-girl/326257555

Location: Flat in the Churchfields Estate. More than one working girl, didn’t see the other(s)

Comms: Very straightforward, all done over text, menu provided, time requested and approved

Price: £70 for 30 mins, OWO and FK available at additional cost, not taken up

Girl: Early 30s, nice tits and ass, bit of belly fat, not unattractive

Meet: Straight in and handed over the paperwork. The moment we both took our clothes off, she was all over me, trying to hug and kiss me - was just looking for a P&D so wasn’t interested in the kissing. Onto the bed, and she began a body to body rub down, sucking on my nipples and rubbing my cock between her tits, which felt incredible. Once I was hard she asked me if I want her to suck me off. She put the condom on with her mouth and proceeded to give an amazing Dyson level blowjob sucking me very deep, taking it all and I using her tongue to great effect. Very sloppy.

This proceeded for a while and then she decided it was time to fuck, put her in doggystyle and hammered away - she can really take a pounding. She was vocal like a Japanese porn girl - moaning quite a lot. I enjoyed this and eventually shot my load into the bag.

Got myself dressed, again evaded her kisses and got myself out the door in around 20 mins.

Would go again for P&D, the BJ was solid

AKA Kalahari on Diva. Findable on Kommons, using 'Brazilian' filter.

1 hour incall @ £200. Near Baker Street.  March 24

Comms : Actually a bit tricky as apparently my burner phone number has a couple of strikes from jilted SPs on some site for walking so she was at first reticent    She requested a video call and I managed to use the old Night King charm to persuade her to accept the booking    She sends you a handy menu of costs, services and links (OF / IG etc) when you text her.

Apartment : Quite a nice basement flat in Marylebone / Baker Street area. You have to be quiet going in / leaving as she's stressed about nosy neighbours.

The SP : Brazilian SP who had been on my HL for a while. I knew she was a pal of Mel Maia, although I thought her previous underwhelming published photos really didnt do her any favours. Her newer smartphone pics are actually a lot more accurate. Speaks ok English. At a diminutive 5'1" and with a curvy all natural figure including a lovely pair of C's and a big old round booty, she's ticking all the boxes. This girl is definitely in good nick. I'd go as far as to say she has a great athletic body if you like that kind of look. Facially she's definitely a looker too. She's well made up and has shiny white teeth. A real fitty I have to say. If you saw her in the street or in a bikini on the beach you'd 100% clock her. Attached photo is representative 

The deed : Lots of nice FK, building to DFK. A very sensual hour of GFE with good OWO and all positions delivered to order. She seemed to really enjoy herself +/or has excellent acting skills 

Conclusion : A great punt with a relaxed, friendly sexy woman who knows how to deliver a great GFE. Will try to repeat. YMMV



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March 24, a few weeks back. It's taken me a while to get round to writing this.

1 hour incall. £225 + £30 OWO (incl member discount)

https://www.babylongirls.co.uk/escorts/amacia/ - AKA Amicia at Diva

Location : That Earls Court basement flat most of us have been to over the years where the bell never worked (it's been fixed & is now very loud!). I've been there when it was in immaculate condition but on this occasion it was a disaster zone  It looked like it had been burgled. Clothes, items and cosmetics strewn everywhere. Bathroom was filthy with no clean towels. One bar of soap with pubes in it  The whole apartment stank of food they'd obviously just been cooking - bacon I think 

If you ever wanted a reason not to believe the reviews on agency sites this is it. Diva has 13 adulatory reviews which can only have been written by simps +/or pimps. They all talk about her being 'shy' but she's borderline awkward  She's certainly no beauty 

SP : Brazilian Emo goth chick with massive droopy knockers. Pasty white skin. Size 10 - 12. Covered in tattoos. Speaks a little bit of English. I tried to get things warmed up at the start with some discussion about punting in Brazil (she told me she worked in Scandallo in São Paulo) but things never really got out of second gear.  She insisted on keeping her ankle socks on wtf. The photos are ridiculously photoshopped, she doesn't look like the majority of them. There's only one where you can just about see she's not up to much and that's the one where she's wearing a mask (attached) & that's representative. You wouldnt look twice at her in the street.


The deed : There was some pretty forgettable OWO and ok DFK and she goes along with things in a fairly distant way. She left the room on more than one occasion to shout at her rough looking flatmate in the hallway. Honestly, for me when the apartment feels so grimy and dirty and the SP looks nothing like you'd hoped for it's hard to enjoy it that much 

Positives : Massive tits. Sort of like Pantera's if people know her.

Conclusion : Misery Business 






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1 hr incall. March 24 @ £170

https://www.adultwork.com/7473422

Comms : Straightforward texting (directly with her I think). I confirmed FK & OWO on arrival in the room.

Location : Nice modern flat in a converted white stucco townhouse near Paddington station.

SP :Nice enough girl. Friendly. Speaks reasonable English. Tries to be humorous and has a few lines of cringey pre-prepared banter - on seeing a hard-on "Oh he's happy to see me".  Kept complaining about the English weather and food. I dont think any of the photos really represent her facially (very photoshopped) but I've attached the one that's the least unrepresentative.

Figure : Imagine Olive Oil, gangly type with bolt-ons (pierced - "careful - they're sensitive ) and pumped up lips. Her cans are sort of hard on the bottom and soft on the top, quite an average job by the surgeon tbh. The fact you cant really touch her nipples is a passion killer 

Let's not beat about the bush, she's got a very big nose. She's ok looking if you avoid looking at from side on. She's certainly no 'model' as her name (and all the reviews on here) might suggest 

The deed : The way she delivered the service reminded me of an Eastern European builder who you found on MyBuilder who came round to fix your boiler. Friendly and efficient. She certainly didnt convey any genuine passion so marks off for lack of acting skills.

The kissing was the awful 4 step technique that I hate:
1.Peck
2.Poke out tongue quickly
3. Peck
4. Turn head away 

Positives
OWO was ok
Pussy muscles are strong and got some nice squeezes in missionary.
She gave me a bottle of Highland Spring

Conclusion : I hadn't seen a Rom in a long time and after reading the reviews I had hopes this could be a potential Kendall or a Melty type but nowhere in that league unfortunately. YMMV

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https://www.adultwork.com/7117525

Her attitude on here put me off visiting her but there was slim pickings on this day and decided to see her. She's actually really nice in person and quite amiable and fairly sexy.

But overall nothing special about her as a punt. She DFKs but it's kinda in stages here and there and there's something quite stop/start about it. Doesn't last long enough.

Also as another review said the session seems a bit disjointed. Will suggest another position when you're just finding your groove. Sex was fun enough though and when she does DFK it wasn't bad. But she falls short of genuinely great GFE providers around. She's more good for a plan D didn't really like the flow of the punt but it was good in parts.

Logistics:

All pretty easy by text. Flat number given when you arrive. Easy comms.

Location:

Some quiet road in Twickenham. Ground floor flat, parking available on the road.

Looks:

Early 40s I'd say. Fairly sexy, pretty nice body. Facially kinda got that sexy thing about her. Fake tits. Polish with good English and actually really nice. Friendly etc.

Services used:

DFK but not constant, OWO, CIM, sex in 4 positions. £100 for 30 minutes.


The Meeting:

Walk in and she's pretty friendly and up for a laugh. Different to her aggressive persona on here and quite amiable.

Start with standing DFK and this was quite good and passionate to start with but then it didn't really last that long and then she kinda moves on to something else. Poor.

Then some teasing and more foreplay then standing OWO and this was pretty good and i think some spit was used and nice work on the balls and it's kinda DT level. Then more OWO on the bed.

Then we did reverse CG and this was pretty good. Then CG with some DFK in spurts but again not long enough. And then she says let's do missionary when we were just getting into the groove in CG. So missionary and it wasn't bad and she can take a pounding with some more DFK but again not long enough then she suggests doggy.  Then we do doggy in front of the mirror and it was a decent view. Then CIM. And she seemed to take it fairly well, she may have swallowed but can't remember tbh. May have spat in a tissue but it's dark in her room.

So overall low positive/nothing special. She DFKs well but it's not for long enough so that lacks passion. Sex was fun in places but it felt disjointed and didn't like the flow of it. She's not relaxed enough and has caveats to her. Fairly sexy though.

Falls quite short of the genuinely good GFE WGs out there so more a plan D type. So low positive. But i had a good time so it wasn't quite a neutral and she is good company tbf.

Was a plan b, pump and dump 30 mins for £80 with Brielle.

Overall she's a friendly girl, she commented on my muscles.

Prob should get out there dating at some point, I just never bother putting myself out there.

The punt itself was standard with Romanian girls, nothing spectacular. Missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl.

In the end came from reverse cowgirl and then had a shower there before leaving.

She is ok for plan b option pump and dump. For hotter girls you have to outlay more, which is normal. Her price is reasonable in the current climate.

https://www.adultwork.com/6495319

TLDR   An elderly SP some way past her prime. Massage, OWO,CIM.   
      
One of several meetings with older SPs of my generation.

On AW as Madam Koko
https://www.adultwork.com/4717708 or https://www.adultwork.com/Madam+Koko

Also on Senior Sirens agency. For those that may be interested - they have age bands for a few SPs in their  50s, 60s, 70s and 80s. Kinky Koko is in the 70’s section.
https://seniorsirens.com/siren_koko.html

Within time constraints – I used AW 07956572543

£150 = 60 Mins Assisted shower / Massage / OWO and CIM. I declined FS.

Comms   Short responses from her via text messages. Had a few gaps where radio silence for ages but eventually date and time set. On the actual day fell quiet until about five minutes past appt time then provided full address.

Locn       Residential street between West Brompton and Earls Court tube stations. There’s a nice cemetery nearby where I waited to hear from her on the day.

Accomm   Terraced grand house split into multiple flats. Koko on the ground floor with a separate doorway. Narrow corridor leading to a very dark ornately-decorated bedroom. Large bath with a hand shower attachment. Smelt and looked clean throughout.

SP    Don’t believe the photos! Wizened is the word that springs to mind. Wasn’t sure at first that it was the same person but it was. The photos on AW and SS  are decades out of date. Friendly natured with seemingly limited spoken English.   

Action In the bedroom it was so dark I could barely see. Koko introduced herself and asked my name. Asked me to undress and follow her to the shower. I undressed as did Koko and she led me to the bathroom communicating with hand signals and broken English noises. I stood in the bath and Koko also got in. She showered me all over – seemed functional rather than sensual – she got out, dried herself off then provided a clean towel and I did the same. She led me back to the bedroom and indicated I should lay face down. Physically I wasn’t feeling any arousal and looking at Koko wasn’t helping me. A massage of my back and then turned over. I closed my eyes and from her handjob and subsequent blowjob my body took an interest and responded. I did not want to do anything further so asked her to continue with the blowjob until I came in her mouth.

Negative - looked older than I imagined, performed a basic service with no sensuality as if going through the motions.
 
Recommend   No
Return            No

https://www.suzyslimkitty.com/contact

Looking to meet a lady who squirts.

Suzy was on my HL.

I arranged the meet on a Tuesday for the Thursday..

We arranged a time everything cushty..
On the day I hadn't heard anything but I thought she's been doing this for a while and we had decent convoy on Telegram. I even helped her Social media accounts as it was pointing to someone else page!!

Anyway took a blue pill made the trek to Ogder St in darkest South London.. £30 uber... messaged her on the way.. she said OK. Got there bang on time..

Text no response... Rang through to vm... Telegram... No response...
Completely aired!!!

So got an Uber £16 to tube station.

So down £46 plus a pill.

Make of that what you will!!

https://www.babylongirls.co.uk/escorts/zabava/
https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-zabava
£315 (10% discount from free Babylon membership)  + £15 taxi ("optional" she did not ask for it)
Booking
Booked through Whatsapp , tried 2 girls beforehand who were unavailable on the day. Fairly quick responses. However, a mixup in outcall address caused wg to be 1 hour late, not her fault though.
The girl
The video on her babylon page is an accurate representation of her. Pretty girl (7/10) and great body, no complaints. Fake tits and lips. She has only been in London a week a so and said she might be off in a month or two. She speaks surprisingly good English for a Brazilian.
Meet
Very good OWO, managed to make me cum through it , she doesn't hold back and delivers with passion. However, when I did buss she was very quick to go and spit it out and a lot went on the hotel floor  . Standard doggy , standard missionary ended with COB, which she asked for. DFK throughout, had to ask for more tongue though. She seemed sweet and obliged to everything I asked. She brought a sex toy with her as well which she very much enjoyed  .
Overall
girl 7/10
service 10/10
personality 8/10
hygiene 10/10
Worth a punt IMO

Hidden Image/Members Only

https://www.adultwork.com/7650697

SP was very handily located for me on that day so decided to go for it.
Should have seen the warning signs!

Comms: Profile says preferred contact is call. So I call. Not answered. 2 mins later get a text with a postcode. Previous review says Kipling Drive but this postcode is Haydons Road. Sent text asking for appointment. No answer. Called again a couple of hours later, no answer. Got text 2 mins later saying ok. Asked for price for 1 hour + CIM and got text back saying CIM extra £30 as per profile. This is not mentioned on the profile.
Arrived at postcode on time and texted. Got house number back.

Meet:
So door opened by nice looking girl but it's not the girl in the profile. I decided to go for it anyway as I was there and I only had a short window of opportunity. Lead upstairs into flat that looks like it's purely for punting purposes. Actually a decent place newly decorated with good shower that I used.
So first thing is that the SP looks at me with barely disguised horror. I'm mid 50s but I'm in good shape and not ugly so this is a bit weird as I'd never had that reaction from an SP before. I fact, usually quite the opposite. I could tell from the very start that the SP was not a pro. She really didn't know what she was doing. But she was hot and had dressed up very nicely in tight dress and with very nice lingerie on underneath.
Anyway, I got on with things as I normally do with an SP and she was clearly not used to it. Seemed pretty freaked out by the whole thing to be honest but not in an uncomfortable sort of way or I would have stopped. Anyway, we got on with it and she seemed to relax a bit. Cracking body and great arse. Nearly popped in doggy but had paid for the CIM finish so I went for that instead. CIM finish in 69 all taken well by the SP without any hesitation.
Sex out of the way, lay next to each other and had a nice chat and she was nice an relaxed by the time I left.
So yes, it turns out that she's trying out being an SP for the cash. She's not a natural and I don't think she's going to last very long. Lord knows, I may have been her first punter. It certainly felt that way.

Summary:
JuliaKiss is obviously sub contracting some of her business. There seem to be a few xxxKiss SPs about in Merton and may all be from the same crew. Recent review for similar named SP, ClaudiaKiss20 was also B&S.
To be fair, this girl was a nice girl, great body and the action was good once we'd got going but it was pretty odd.

I know that some out there say you should always walk from a B&S to make the point but she was young and hot so I went for it.

Kayla VlondonCity Escorts Outcall

https://www.vlondoncity.co.uk/escorts/girls/9828/

Looking for a punt, was tired, did not want to leave the house and looking to save money lately so back to VLondon. Had a terrible punt there a few years back so not used them in a while.

https://www.vlondonescorts.com/
https://www.vlondoncity.co.uk/

£130 1hr outcall in Hackney.

Logistics: https://www.vlondoncity.co.uk/ site was really slow and acting up so went on the https://www.vlondonescorts.com/ url. Message agency on WhatsApp looking for another girl. They say she is booked till 3am. I say is there anyone else petite working, they suggest Kayla. I say fine, after a bit of back and forth (agency was a tiny bit slow in responding, but not too bad), confirm booking. with VLondon, they get girl to call you before making booking. All good. Confirm with the lady and she says she will be there in 30mins.

Location: Outcall at my house. Quickly clean up and she arrives pretty much exactly on time. Which is good. Pulls up with a driver, then asks me to come outside. I was not happy about this but popped my head out the door and then after a quick wave, Kayla comes up steps.

Looks: Kayla is Itallian, properly Itallian (nice accent) which is nice a refreshing change from Eastern Europeans and Brazilians doing the rounds. She shows up in a tight black dress and heels. She has a slight rocker look going on, which ticks my boxes, but in an elegant way. Kayla has long black dyed hair, and huge breasts, pretty sure they are natural too. She is slim and medium height (BTW VLondon, defo not petite! Almost as tall as me). Pretty face, however I would say she is a bit older, must be late 30's to mid 40's. In her day she would have been stunning, and its not that she is not attractive, cause she is but she is defo a bit older side. Some tatoos here and there an a cheek piercing. Think an older italian version of Monica from friends with a slight goth/rocker/porn star edge.

With VLondon the pictures on profile are always questionable. Pic 1 on profile could be her with a heavy dose of photoshop, but hey VLondon photos are not really indicative.

Services: We sit down to chat, ask her if she wants a drink. She says ok so we start chatting just to get in the mood. All quite relaxed. She already seems a more than a little tipsy when she walked in the door, which may be a turn off for some, equally a turn on for others. Asks me why am doing this. I tell her my missus isn't into sex anymore and she goes of on a semi feminist rant.... I stop her after politely listening for a few minutes and ask her if she would prefer to be my therapist, to which she says no. So I say lets talk business. I tell her I want her to wear an outfit and that I am a dom and like a submissive she says £40 extra I agree, base fee was £130. After a bit of negotiation agree fee and hand over cash.

She goes to change, comes down looking very nice.

Ask her to bend over the kitchen counter and gently spank her with my hand, says she likes it but not too hard.
Her breasts are huge which I notice once they come out of the dress. I think they are real, but hard to tell.
We move into the lounge, tell her to get on her knees, she obliges and does covered oral.
I put a bit of porno on the telly which she likes.
Pop her on the sofa on her knees and then she does oral while I finger her a bit. She is getting wet which is a good sign.
Smells a bit like cigarettes.
After a good long covered BJ I get excited and turn her around on the sofa and start going at her.
She takes it well.
A bit of an actress, makes a few porn star like noises. Nothing over the top, but defo can tell she is trying ham it up a bit.
Never the less the going is good and no complaints.
Finish off with her bent over the back of the sofa.
I was concious It was coming up on time.

Clean up and she goes into the bathroom to freshen up, then she is on her way.

She had spent quite a bit chatting at the beginning, so I felt the could have gone longer in the serivces, but she seems like a nice girl and never felt rushed so I just went with the flow. With Vlondon always feels a bit ropey. But probably one of the best Vlondon girls i've had. No real clock watching.

I would say positive overall, there were a few things that bothered me, but for what I needed was perfect.

Pro's
- Attractive lady (even tho she is on older side of things)
- Well dressed
- Relaxed vibe
- offered services reqeusted (Though she's not really a proper sub, but it was good times so I did not push it)
- sex was good and hot

Con's
- slightly older
- a bit tipsy and smelled like cigarettes
- nothing like the photos. (but that was expected)
- the usual Vlondon £130 + extras vibe (always feels like the girl is working to get more money out of you)














 

Olina - Betty

60 min - total £140

Punt happened this month in the morning.

https://www.olina-oriental-escort.com/asian-escort/betty/

Booking process / Location:
Contacted Olina agency over whatsapp the day before about availability and was confirmed within 30 minutes (a bit slower than usual but it was in the morning) following. Location given, including flat number. Usually have to call the agency on time and then them contacting the WG - not needed this time it seems - although I shot a text off in case.

Services: Assisted shower, OWO, DFK, RO, Protected intercourse, A-levels
Services enquired but not done: N/A

Looks/Face 6.5/10: As with typical Olina pictures, the reality of the lady will be somewhat different, she had a bit longer and rounder face than the pictures but still recognisable - not a knockout stunner though but average face. 

Body
Body probably size 12 maybe, she was very short WG (and probably shortest I've been with) so difficult to gauge size.

Boobs - Fake boobs large but was of the soft kind and nice to grab. Nice suckable nipples.

Ass - Nice ass and has some jiggle to it due to body size, enjoyed grabbing these whilst fucking her and seeing the jiggle on doggy.

Vagina - Clean shaven, don't recall much lips to play around with whilst eating her.

Services:
On entry with nice tongue kissing immediately to set at east, brought me to the living room, continued kissing, small chat, parting with cash, and she undressed me in the living room. With the boxers off she took some time smelling my cock and balls - "I love the smell of this" which was pretty hot.

Assisted shwoer - never really liked these as always feel more of timewasting when it's something that can be done in 5 minutes gets dragged out to like 15. She was actually more interactive - than others been - fair bit of kissing, fair bit cocksucking. Took us 15-20 minutes into the booking though.

DFK 5/5 - Good DFK, not the usual Thai sticking her tongue in and do some random movements but reciprocal tongue kissing. Really good and enjoyed it throughout booking.

OWO / BJ 3.5/5 - Was OK, felt like there could have been more suction and variations whilst blowing. She did put her head on the edge of bed with stomach up and me fucking her mouth + fingering her. So still submissive, but just lacking variation to the sucking.

RO (69 and DATY): She was reactive but felt more faking it than actually enjoying it perhaps. Preferred to be tongue fucked than licking her clitoris.

Protected sex (with lube) / Enthusiasm 5/5 - Good sex here with enthusiasm and open to different positions without me needing to direct her, so felt more natural than forced. Started with missionary and variations of it - spread eagle, her legs on my shoulders, her legs on the side. Good enthuasiasm throughout and plenty of DFK. Switched to her on top - vaginal first and she slipped my cock to her asshole without telling me, no lube though so felt a bit too much friction. Had that for awhile before going to doggy and continued A-levels - but again friction was a bit too much and didn't actually feel nice. Took a break with her going back to OWO. Had about 5 more minutes at this point, so decided to fuck her in doggy (vaginal) to completion - had intended for CIM but it was a week of spunk so couldn't hold it with her ass jiggling enticingly whilst fucking her.

Finished with another assisted shower afterwards - no rush.

Final notes
Enthusiastic Thai girl, average looks but nice body (if you don't like them thin). Usual assisted shower (that I feel time waste) but at least more ineractive than Im used to from Thai girls so not completely lost.

I decided to try my first London walkin..
I chose well. Went to the upper floor and the maid let me in.
Not 100% certain I got the name right. She is definitely Brazilian.
I understood her name as Emily.
Brown hair, large boobs.
Paid 40 for oral and full sex. Ten minutes.
Sex was good, she was friendly. She helped jack me off at the end as I couldn't come quickly.
It felt amazing almost GFE. I really enjoyed it and would repeat.

Paid 2 for the maid.