Bookings interrupted by strangers and other possible cock blocks

[jeanphillipe]

Was I correct?

your the man ! 

[kayak]

Not really a 'caught in the act' moment but once when I was climbing the stairs to Wg's flat I met a little boy, about 10 years old, wheeling his bike down the stairs.

He looked me dead in the eye and said, 'mum will see you in a minute.'

Very nearly turned and walked away. Should have done really.

Ooh! You'll be mentioned in his book one day when he describes his childhood experiences of depravation

[JamesKW]

One at parties I often used to experience is when another punter used to stand right over you to try and speed you along (in this case it used to make me go slower).Also british party girls nattering away,I had one telling me about her grand children,which was a bit of a downer.

[Clarence Boddicker]

My tale doesn't compare to most of yours, but a SPs phone went off while she was sucking my cock, in a heightened state I ordered her to answer it but not to stop. I think she really enjoyed doing something different because her voice changed, it became much more sensual, the eye contact to me became pronounced and also she kept him on the phone forever, asking so many questions

[Home Alone]

Ooh! You'll be mentioned in his book one day when he describes his childhood experiences of depravation

Am I the only one who can't help wondering how narrow the distance between being depraved and being deprived is for that little lad?

Sorry; I'm in a very silly mood tonight!  

[mysteryman30]

I also remember being naked with the Thai escort Cherry, the original crazy one a good few years ago in London, with my cock in her mouth when the doorbell rang. It was her Thai takeaway for dinner, and she answered the door stark naked, didn’t quite know how to respond to the cheery wave from the delivery driver but it was apparent he had seen it all before

[Clungehopper]

Once visited an SP in Cornwall (Truro) she had advertised in a local paper and was a in a relatively grotty flat that she shared with her female friend. She was very slim and looked gorgeous but very much not into what we were up to when the money was handed over. I was pounding away in mish when her flatmate opened the door after a small knock causing me to nearly break my back as I reeled up backwards. The flat mate asked her how long she would be and did she want a cuppa making!!

I think it was a ruse to tell me to hurry up as she didn't really want to provide much. I ended up wanking myself off over her tits whilst she looked bored and was trying her hardest to position herself to make sure I didn't spunk on her stripey basque top. I made a point of doing so because the punt was so disappointing and I didn't get my moneys worth! I also stank of hairspray afterwards as she had huge 'crinkley' hair that she took pride in.....should have spunked over that too 

[bigboy]

When visiting a WG on adultwork (Nicole) a while ago i was pounding her from the back as she was making her moaning noises then the sudden knock on the door which made me stop. I wasnt sure if it was time is up or her flat mate knocking to keep the noise down but the WG told to carry on and it is fine.

Another time was at a parlour (Cherrys at night) when the receptionist told to go into room 1 and i walked in on another punter with a WG (she ws called Taylor) and as he was getting dressed and she went crazy at me. I appologised as was not my fault then the WG (cant remember her name) i booked took me to the correct room and we just had a laugh and joke about it. As i was getting my cocked sucked the WG who went mad at me walked in on me to appologise as she was naked at the door. So was able to get my cock sucked and have a WG stand at the door naked which only lasted a minute or so.

Next day i (morning) came back to the parlour knowing Taylor was working in the room i go and because she did a night shift i reminded her about last night and gave me a good time.

[Pedalwall]

Recent visit to SP. came out of shower and stood on the cat!! Thankfully didn't stick its claws or teeth into me but hell of a shock!! Into the room to get started, SP naked when the bell rings. She realises it's the postie with a parcel she's been waiting for so throws on a dress and disappears out of the room. Thankfully that was the end of disruptions and the rest of the punt went fine. Need to write up when have a moment or two.

Slightly different aspect. Arrived at postcode for a punt. Texted and got the house number. Was in the process of locking up by bike and noticed waterboard bloke heading down the path. SP not aware who it was so opened the door dressed in very little!!Not sure who was the most surprised!!

[tailsign01]

Haven't had an interruption or cock blocker but there was a SP who recently retired who had her boyfriend let me in when I met her. Was odd her asking me if her outfit was alright and if I wanted anal in front of him. Anyway after a few meets with her I did agree to a threesome with both of them, it was also cheaper than her on her own! Only downside was his cock was massive, I mean mine isn't small but it looked it that day. I also learned DPs and double vag is kinda shit.

Another girl also opened her door to her hotel room to let me in and there was some older lady in the room chatting with her. Took the older lady longer than I would of expected to leave!!

[threechilliman]

Haven't had an interruption or cock blocker but there was a SP who recently retired who had her boyfriend let me in when I met her. Was odd her asking me if her outfit was alright and if I wanted anal in front of him. Anyway after a few meets with her I did agree to a threesome with both of them, it was also cheaper than her on her own! Only downside was his cock was massive, I mean mine isn't small but it looked it that day. I also learned DPs and double vag is kinda shit.

Another girl also opened her door to her hotel room to let me in and there was some older lady in the room chatting with her. Took the older lady longer than I would of expected to leave!!

Reminds me of the first party I did where two of us ended up in a room with one girl. His cock was literally twice the size of mine, in fact its the biggest cock I've ever seen and I'm no stranger to porn. I just kept thinking to myself what an old FB had said - it's not how big it is but what you do with it that counts! He went first and when it was my turn I barely touched the sides!

[winkywanky]

Probably 25yrs ago now, I was fucking a WG when her cat casually wandered in and sat by the bed, just looking at me. In the eye.

It was a look that said many things...you're her ugliest punter today...you're her 5th punter today...do you call that a thrust?...oh, not another doing doggy, why doesn't anyone do catty? I don't really know what the look meant, but it didn't half put me off my stroke    .

Funnily enough, a few years later I started a relationship with a woman who had cats.They would do the same thing. And if I ever tried to shut the door, she would tell me off because the cats were there before I was, and it was their house too. No, it didn't last long  .

[tailsign01]

Reminds me of the first party I did where two of us ended up in a room with one girl. His cock was literally twice the size of mine, in fact its the biggest cock I've ever seen and I'm no stranger to porn. I just kept thinking to myself what an old FB had said - it's not how big it is but what you do with it that counts! He went first and when it was my turn I barely touched the sides!

Lol very similar experience then!

[bhudda]

Reminds me of the first party I did where two of us ended up in a room with one girl. His cock was literally twice the size of mine, in fact its the biggest cock I've ever seen and I'm no stranger to porn. I just kept thinking to myself what an old FB had said - it's not how big it is but what you do with it that counts! He went first and when it was my turn I barely touched the sides!

Sorry about that, you can go first next time

[threechilliman]

Sorry about that, you can go first next time

Congrats on having the biggest knob I've ever clapped eyes on!

[JontyR]

A couple of years back I had an overly conscientious (or probably just bloody nosey) concierge at the serviced apartment that had been used by the SP I was seeing. He complained that she was giving out the security code to the building so people could let people in. I remember wondering whether I should have included it in the review. I remember the lady in question got rid of him fairly quickly and let it be known she resolved to not returning to that building again.

Actually it was around the area that some folks have been reporting in the West Midlands that they had been accosted by an undesirable whilst visiting for a punt. I wonder whether it was this chap complaining he could carry out his nefarious scheme!

[walkdownwest11]

A semi regular from a few years ago, arranged a meet to her home.
Got there to her trying to put a dog away somewhere to let me in.
Got in, explained she was looking after her friends dog (labradoodle)
for a day while she was moving into a new house.

Got upstairs and started getting into it.
Dog hurtles upstairs and starts going FUCKING MENTAL outside the door.
She apologises, gets up to see to him, put him in the next room.
He continues to go mental.
So she stops again, and puts him outside, then comes back in and starts back up.
So does he.
Really, really, really FUCKING MENTAL in the back garden.
I am completely off my stroke and crying with laughter at this point.
I ask if her mother is going to come in with a rolling pin and chase me down the street
while stupid music plays - which sets her off.

Punt doesn't get finished.

But -she offered to rearrange at no extra cost for a couple of days later - which we did, happily.

[mr.bluesky]

This happened many years ago When I first started punting made a booking with a particular lady on adultwork. Turned up at her place on time, shown to the bedroom and we started to get down to business when her door bell rang. She looked out the window and saw her parents car pulled up outside.  She quickly got dressed and let them in. On returning to to the bedroom she very quietly told me to get dressed . She sneaked me out the front door saying she would call me back when she got rid off them. I sat and waited in my car for about 20 minutes till I saw them leave then got a call to come back . Apparently they were in the area and just dropped in unannounced to see her.  Anyway I returned and we just carried on where we left off.  Never bothered to see her again though even though the service was ok .

[char45]

As I was reading this thread I was trying to remember the girl in my story,  it was Cherry!

She used to bounce on a dildo which was on the floor while giving me a blowjob. One time her cleaner came in and started cleaning, Cherry couldn't see the cleaner and was enthusiastically sucking me off. I was trying to tell the cleaner to fuck off, while trying not to laugh and also enjoy the BJ. Finally Cherry clocked and shouted at the cleaner who trudged off to another room in a huff.

It's not happened to me but a WG told me that quite often two girls will rent one of the small studio apartments and one will curl up in the wardrobe while the other does the business, not sure if I'd be scared or turned on if I opened that door.

I've had a kid run in just as I was coming in his mother, fortunately we were under the duvet.

I also had a girl who was renting a room from a man who decided to come in and start wanking while watching us. Girl says dont worry he can't get it up. Felt quite sorry for the man

I also remember being naked with the Thai escort Cherry, the original crazy one a good few years ago in London, with my cock in her mouth when the doorbell rang. It was her Thai takeaway for dinner, and she answered the door stark naked, didn’t quite know how to respond to the cheery wave from the delivery driver but it was apparent he had seen it all before

[sparkus]

Not really a 'caught in the act' moment but once when I was climbing the stairs to Wg's flat I met a little boy, about 10 years old, wheeling his bike down the stairs.

He looked me dead in the eye and said, 'mum will see you in a minute.'

Very nearly turned and walked away. Should have done really.

As I mentioned on here before, I once turned up to a house and was let in by a young lad.  The WG was gross anyway and to cap it all off, she was sat on the edge of the bed in a nighty while a small black man in a car coat and suit was knelt in prayer clutching a bible, he stood up and said he was just leaving and I couldn't get out quick enough.  The son or whatever then followed me down the street on his mountain bike.

You see it all in this game.

[sparkus]

I had a massage in a parlour and the girl went to answer the door twice. I could hear the punter talking
"are you free? No. Are you free in an hour? No. When will you be free? Etc"

I'm lying there mid happy ending with a hard on.

I felt like shouting "excuse me. My erection is waning. Can you just piss off"

I've experienced the opposite eg. I've booked to meet a certain SP and have been waiting in the room for her but the previous punter has tried their level best to detain her longer, either with their consent (overheard giggling) or clearly not (ie. I've overheard them pleading to go). The last one the receptionist yelled into the room "The other client has been waiting 20 minutes now!" and I then heard "Tell 'im to fack off!" - if I hadn't been naked myself etc.

[Home Alone]

I've experienced the opposite eg. I've booked to meet a certain SP and have been waiting in the room for her but the previous punter has tried their level best to detain her longer, either with their consent (overheard giggling) or clearly not (ie. I've overheard them pleading to go). The last one the receptionist yelled into the room "The other client has been waiting 20 minutes now!" and I then heard "Tell 'im to fack off!" - if I hadn't been naked myself etc.

When I used to see Parlour Girls in the Manchester area, we - usually - used to dread the 'Receptionist's knock' on the door about 5 minutes before our allotted time was up.

Followed by another one what felt like a lot less than 5 minutes later.

[nimrodluvsit]

Many years ago in Karens, (not the Whitefield Branch),  Jade and I were just warming up in the basement room when we were interupted by a loud thumping noise from above.  Jade said she would go upstairs and find out what it was.  She returned qute quickly to tell me someone had attempted to rob them but was firmly subdued by security and held as the Police were called.  I would have been quite happy to carry on but management wanted us to leave so, with fee returned I and Jade made ourselves scarce.

[sparkus]

When I used to see Parlour Girls in the Manchester area, we - usually - used to dread the 'Receptionist's knock' on the door about 5 minutes before our allotted time was up.

Followed by another one what felt like a lot less than 5 minutes later.

I've suffered from it too, especially when younger and punting drunk, with an Asian masseusse desperately tugging at me to get me over the line.  But I'd never consciously or flagrantly burrow into another punter's time.

[sparkus]

About a decade or so now but I saw a claimed Iranian SP in a Holland Park council flat (she said she was half Iranian half Russian), the session (massage for her college training followed by optional BJ and FS, which of course I took) was interupted by a knock at the door and her friendly convo with a cab driver who'd apparently agreed to collect money owed from her for a Heathrow drop off (I was laid naked face down on the living room floor at this point but the convo lasted 15 seconds at most).

After I relayed my fears once he'd gone she laughed and said "You say that, but once I had a client who insisted he could join me in the business by providing a service where he'd jump out half way through the massage and offer to fuck the guy.  Obviously I declined but he insisted it'd work."

There's little I'd happiily contemplate a prison sentence for but that'd be up there.

[zinger]

I had a good chat with a WG this evening, after round 1.. she was telling me that she had a client visiting her one night and the cops came knocking..

Turned out to be a routine check around trafficking and forced work etc.

The client was in the shower and they let him go without hassle once they realised he wasn't the pimp... but boy that is a serious downer lol.

[Home Alone]

That's true, zinger; and I realise the shock that punter must have had was a bit scary.

But at least it shows that the police don't ignore reports we make to their anti-trafficking team.

[Charlie Chalk]

As I mentioned on here before, I once turned up to a house and was let in by a young lad.  The WG was gross anyway and to cap it all off, she was sat on the edge of the bed in a nighty while a small black man in a car coat and suit was knelt in prayer clutching a bible, he stood up and said he was just leaving and I couldn't get out quick enough.  The son or whatever then followed me down the street on his mountain bike.

You see it all in this game.

WTF??? 

This must be the weirdest example - you literally couldn't make something like that up! 

[sparkus]

WTF??? 

This must be the weirdest example - you literally couldn't make something like that up! 

I was quite new to punting, was a newsagents' ad in Barking for 'African Woman'.  Swerved those ads after that.

My question is this: was he a punter himself or a pastor/similar trying to 'save' her? Or blessing the bed?

[Charlie Chalk]

I was quite new to punting, was a newsagents' ad in Barking for 'African Woman'.  Swerved those ads after that.

My question is this: was he a punter himself or a pastor/similar trying to 'save' her? Or blessing the bed?

"For what we are about to receive may the Lord make us truly thankful" 
I'm just imagining the whole scene and the subsequent chase with the Benny Hill theme in the background...

[spiralnotebook]

I remember one girl telling me she had a regular who liked to have his balls nailed to a plank of wood