6" Inside A Stranger?

[GingerNuts]

But you did sneak off to have an affair with a work colleague and you see escorts, yet you say you have a good marriage 
Gets more confusing....

He thinks it's a good marriage. His wife may not think the same if she knew.

[MissWolf]

Yes well I gather that, it doesn't take long to find someone on here moaning about this very thing. Fortunately I'm not in the position of being some fat old man who resents having to sneak off from their wife to fuck an escort because they aren't getting sex at home. It's incredibly sad that those in this situation don't appreciate the value of maintaining a good marriage.

I see lots of married men but I cant think of one of them who is fat and old.

Some of them are rather yummy tbf

I saw one in Tesco with his wife last week and I'd say she was punching 

[RedKettle]

Yes well I gather that, it doesn't take long to find someone on here moaning about this very thing. Fortunately I'm not in the position of being some fat old man who resents having to sneak off from their wife to fuck an escort because they aren't getting sex at home. It's incredibly sad that those in this situation don't appreciate the value of maintaining a good marriage.

Arrogant twat.

You know nothing.

(I was going to finish that with “about other people and their marriages” but decided it was accurate with just a full stop.)

[RedKettle]

I saw one in Tesco with his wife last week and I'd say she was punching 

Is that a good thing? 

[LLPunting]

Is that a good thing? 

Punching above her weight.

[Thephoenix]

Yes well I gather that, it doesn't take long to find someone on here moaning about this very thing. Fortunately I'm not in the position of being some fat old man who resents having to sneak off from their wife to fuck an escort because they aren't getting sex at home. It's incredibly sad that those in this situation don't appreciate the value of maintaining a good marriage.

Haven't got the time, energy or inclination to even begin to respond to such a pathetically ignorant generalised comment like that. Go back to your Mills and Boon book club!

[usroads]

Hell guys this has gone a long way off topic 

[Home Alone]

Hell guys this has gone a long way off topic 

You start 'em, usroads; other posters'll take threads where they want to. Surely the first rule of Message Boards?

[MrMatrix]

Hell guys this has gone a long way off topic 

To answer OPs thread, I will most likely wait till October. I still look at AW and did so a couple of days ago thinking I may get a punt in this evening. But quite honestly my mojo for punting seems to have gone. I just thought I cant be bothered and chocked one out instead. So the way things are, I can see me waiting past October. Its a strange old world as I got 8 punts in, in the 1st 9 weeks of this year. Just seem to have lost interest in doing the deed.

[RedKettle]

Punching above her weight.

I did wonder if that was it but then thought maybe I was missing some new slang term!

[Charliehutton]

Yes well I gather that, it doesn't take long to find someone on here moaning about this very thing. Fortunately I'm not in the position of being some fat old man who resents having to sneak off from their wife to fuck an escort because they aren't getting sex at home. It's incredibly sad that those in this situation don't appreciate the value of maintaining a good marriage.

As a bloke who's neither fat, old or sad - you seem to consider yourself something of a  matinee idol - I wonder If you've ever asked yourself why you have to pay for sex.

In case you have, I'm delighted to be able to give you the answer.

It's because you're a cunt.

Good day to you 

[Home Alone]

In the words of a 'joke' I first heard at school nearly 60 years ago, Charlie,

"Don't call him a cunt; a cunt's useful." "Not one that big!"

[rubric]

As I also said I was being extra cautious anyway. I messaged my regular girl and told her my concerns, she said it would be ok, that her medical friend said if I got it, it would be bad flu and nothing more. I had a very lucky escape as two weeks later said girl contacted me saying she had it and she nearly died and even now four months on she has not fully recovered, she is 27 and a very fit and healthy lass, she is also not returning to escorting either after 5 years. Made me think!

I'm not in a category that needs shielding, but know of a few colleagues and acquaintances who have caught the virus and either ended up in hospital or had severe aftereffects - none of whom had existing conditions and most of whom were fit and healthy.

We know very little still, there are regular studies which seem to show long term effects that can in many cases be quite serious.  So my own risk assessment is that if I have to get it, then I'd like to be among the last people to get it because every day pallative care improves - and at the moment I don't feel a burning need to to punt, and figure that even a 'careful' girl is going to be seeing 10s of men a week, all of whom will be taking varying degrees of care.

[usroads]

Its a strange old world as I got 8 punts in, in the 1st 9 weeks of this year.

That's bloody good going Mr Matrix - impressive   

[tynetunnel]

As a bloke who's neither fat, old or sad - you seem to consider yourself something of a  matinee idol - I wonder If you've ever asked yourself why you have to pay for sex.

In case you have, I'm delighted to be able to give you the answer.

It's because you're a cunt.

Good day to you 

Perfectly expressed 

[MrMatrix]

That's bloody good going Mr Matrix - impressive   

Thanks usroads. Last year it took me 7 months to get 8 punts in due to respiritory ill healthy. Thats probably why I'm so reluctant to go punting ATM. If I get this CV19, I think I'd be totally fucked.
Yes this year was looking to be a bumper year punting wise. Perhaps next year then

[usroads]

That's a real bummer MrMatrix - my total respect for your abstainance.

[RedKettle]

I'm not in a category that needs shielding, but know of a few colleagues and acquaintances who have caught the virus and either ended up in hospital or had severe aftereffects - none of whom had existing conditions and most of whom were fit and healthy.

We know very little still, there are regular studies which seem to show long term effects that can in many cases be quite serious.  So my own risk assessment is that if I have to get it, then I'd like to be among the last people to get it because every day pallative care improves - and at the moment I don't feel a burning need to to punt, and figure that even a 'careful' girl is going to be seeing 10s of men a week, all of whom will be taking varying degrees of care.

Very sensible approach.  I decided to start again and have seen two WGs but after the initial excitement at being back in the game I must admit that I have calmed down and have not rushed back to go again, despite both being excellent.  The risk to my family just plays on my mind and of course as more punters return then the risk probably goes up as the girls see more and more clients.  Although they tell me I am special.......

[JamesKW]

I see lots of married men but I cant think of one of them who is fat and old.

Some of them are rather yummy tbf

I saw one in Tesco with his wife last week and I'd say she was punching 

Most of the people I encountered on the party scene were married,that was young and old punters.I have restarted at the beginning of July but it depends on whether you feel comfortable doing so.I am pretty sure I have already had the virus from travelling constantly on crammed tube trains in February and March and I did have mild symtoms,so I have already exposed my family to it.

[LLPunting]

Thanks usroads. Last year it took me 7 months to get 8 punts in due to respiritory ill healthy. Thats probably why I'm so reluctant to go punting ATM. If I get this CV19, I think I'd be totally fucked.
Yes this year was looking to be a bumper year punting wise. Perhaps next year then

Just use a mask mate, punting Ass-to-Mouth is probably fairly safe if you keep your head level well above hers. 

[MrMatrix]

Just use a mask mate, punting Ass-to-Mouth is probably fairly safe if you keep your head level well above hers. 

Thanks LLP . Doesnt quite sort the DFK out though. 

[Doc Holliday]

Just use a mask mate, punting Ass-to-Mouth is probably fairly safe if you keep your head level well above hers. 

I see what you did there 

On a serious note the virus can been found in faeces so you should avoid oral/anal contact. In fact I read the other day that some clever bastard scientists have devised a method of monitoring virus levels in sewage. External Link/Members Only

[MrMatrix]

I see what you did there 

On a serious note the virus can been found in faeces so you should avoid oral/anal contact. In fact I read the other day that some clever bastard scientists have devised a method of monitoring virus levels in sewage. External Link/Members Only

To think LLP nearly led me astray......

[LLPunting]

I see what you did there 

On a serious note the virus can been found in faeces so you should avoid oral/anal contact. In fact I read the other day that some clever bastard scientists have devised a method of monitoring virus levels in sewage. External Link/Members Only

Good point, I'd seen the reporting of such over the past few weeks, butt as she's the one doing ATM he's still risk free(ish) unless he's smothering his face in a dirty crack or tonguing into her cavity or DFKing after ATM, all dirty scat-play which most of us refrain from anyways.

[LLPunting]

To think LLP nearly led me astray......

Just do it in the bath using flavoured soap for lube and extra sensation, shower on warm, low flow and least misting spray.

[WelshClipper]

Starting back next week. 

Its been a long five months in pure civvie world. I can't say it hasnt had its good moments but this is my hobby and I miss it.

Others have pets or sports cars. I have yummy ladies. 

[winkywanky]

I see what you did there 

On a serious note the virus can been found in faeces so you should avoid oral/anal contact. In fact I read the other day that some clever bastard scientists have devised a method of monitoring virus levels in sewage. External Link/Members Only

It was the Eyeties who came up with this first (certainly in terms of Coronavirus).

They retrospectively analysed (or perhaps, anal-ised  ) sewage from the location of their early outbreak in the north of Italy, and I think they worked out it was present there as early as mid-December.

[thor555]

I'm not in a category that needs shielding, but know of a few colleagues and acquaintances who have caught the virus and either ended up in hospital or had severe aftereffects - none of whom had existing conditions and most of whom were fit and healthy.

We know very little still, there are regular studies which seem to show long term effects that can in many cases be quite serious.  So my own risk assessment is that if I have to get it, then I'd like to be among the last people to get it because every day pallative care improves - and at the moment I don't feel a burning need to to punt, and figure that even a 'careful' girl is going to be seeing 10s of men a week, all of whom will be taking varying degrees of care.

+1 to answer the ops question

Just cant risk both sets of vulnerable parents, the risks are to high for my liking. Not like i can go to a GUM clinic and get it sorted if I get it or even worse pass it on to someone else. So at the moment nothing, but think once it all clears up punting budget will be healthy.

[bhudda]

According to the bbc website when i checked last week the number of cases per 100,000 people nationwide was 5 iirc ... but in my neck of the woods was only 2 so i was quite pleased.

This week national figure is 7 (an increase of 40%) but in my area its 11 (an increase of 550%) ... caused partly i suspect by people thinking the worst is over. It hasnt gone away yet, and it is silly to behave as though it has.

Ive said it before but i will say it again ... regular visits to wgs must have an impact on the spread of the virus ... wgs must be at much higher risk of being carriers than the average person, and its hard to imagine a decent meeting with an infected lass not leading to you getting infected, and then giving it to the next lass you meet ad infinitem.

[Marquis]

According to the bbc website when i checked last week the number of cases per 100,000 people nationwide was 5 iirc ... but in my neck of the woods was only 2 so i was quite pleased.

This week national figure is 7 (an increase of 40%) but in my area its 11 (an increase of 550%) ... caused partly i suspect by people thinking the worst is over. It hasnt gone away yet, and it is silly to behave as though it has.

Ive said it before but i will say it again ... regular visits to wgs must have an impact on the spread of the virus ... wgs must be at much higher risk of being carriers than the average person, and its hard to imagine a decent meeting with an infected lass not leading to you getting infected, and then giving it to the next lass you meet ad infinitem.

Posted this in another thread yesterday. I think the actual numbers are 10 times higher than your figure:
Current figures suggest that around 1 in 1,900 people have Covid-19:(External Link/Members Only). My guess is that figure will increase when the schools go back and possibly take off significantly as winter approaches.

I'm fairly comfortable with odds of 1 in 1,900 so I'm looking to arrange a session later this week - preferably with a girl who has only just returned after lockdown. I'll review it week by week and if things stay the same or get better I'll carry on.

[bhudda]

Posted this in another thread yesterday. I think the actual numbers are 10 times higher than your figure:
Current figures suggest that around 1 in 1,900 people have Covid-19:(External Link/Members Only). My guess is that figure will increase when the schools go back and possibly take off significantly as winter approaches.

I'm fairly comfortable with odds of 1 in 1,900 so I'm looking to arrange a session later this week - preferably with a girl who has only just returned after lockdown. I'll review it week by week and if things stay the same or get better I'll carry on.

My point is that the more comfortable people are (rightly or wrongly) the more cases will increase.

[stevedave]

Yes well I gather that, it doesn't take long to find someone on here moaning about this very thing. Fortunately I'm not in the position of being some fat old man who resents having to sneak off from their wife to fuck an escort because they aren't getting sex at home. It's incredibly sad that those in this situation don't appreciate the value of maintaining a good marriage.

Wow, what a judgemental cunt you are.

So why do you punt then? Because you're hideously disformed and have zero attraction for women?

I've never been married and neither do I plan to be. I have been in long term relationships though and, sometimes, things can fizzle out a little. Doesn't mean I'm not getting sex at home, maybe I just want the option of something different now and then. And rather than having an affair, and opening up a potential for emotions and feelings to get involved, I just pat someone for an hour of their life and get it out if my system.

I'd say that's a better marriage than trying to fuck anything that moves.

[usroads]

+1 SD - and the least expensive woman is the one you pay for

[County Militia]

If that's your attitude towards other members of the forum then please log out and don't come back.

Sorry my opinion was too unpopular for you, perhaps your on the wrong thread.

My comment was intended to be humourous, hence the smiley emoji.   However, I am intrigued to know why a man who values maintaining a good marriage feels the need to sneak off from his wife to fuck an escort once or twice a year  -  just like us sad, fat,old men who clearly put no effort at all into our relationships.   

I don't "need" to sneak off to fuck an escort at all. It's something I choose to do once a year (almost always when I'm abroad though) because I like a little variety in my life. I also don't spend hours trawling through sites like adultwork desperately looking for an escort in my area to screw.

But you did sneak off to have an affair with a work colleague and you see escorts, yet you say you have a good marriage 
Gets more confusing....

Yes I had an affair with a work colleague but it's different to having a punt as that's something I didn't have to pay for and unlike those of you that do because you can't get it any other way I don't have insecurities about whether the person I'm with resents me or not. 

Arrogant twat.

You know nothing.

(I was going to finish that with “about other people and their marriages” but decided it was accurate with just a full stop.)

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=282468.0

Well I do know you find the time to have a drunken rant on how frustrated you are at not getting any sex at home. 

Your post on there just reeks of your frustration and insecurities.

Haven't got the time, energy or inclination to even begin to respond to such a pathetically ignorant generalised comment like that. Go back to your Mills and Boon book club!

Yet you did anyway.  I'm sorry if my comment offended your fragile sensitivities. 

As a bloke who's neither fat, old or sad - you seem to consider yourself something of a  matinee idol - I wonder If you've ever asked yourself why you have to pay for sex.

In case you have, I'm delighted to be able to give you the answer.

It's because you're a cunt.

Good day to you 

I never claimed to be that but I don't have to pay for sex though. It appears I struck a nerve with you and you are clearly not very broadminded to accept another person's opinion either.

Wow, what a judgemental cunt you are.

So why do you punt then? Because you're hideously disformed and have zero attraction for women?

I've never been married and neither do I plan to be. I have been in long term relationships though and, sometimes, things can fizzle out a little. Doesn't mean I'm not getting sex at home, maybe I just want the option of something different now and then. And rather than having an affair, and opening up a potential for emotions and feelings to get involved, I just pat someone for an hour of their life and get it out if my system.

I'd say that's a better marriage than trying to fuck anything that moves.

If your getting sex at home you really shouldn't feel the need to be punting so frequently. You say you want to avoid feelings and emotions getting involved so would rather screw and escort for an hour or so and judging by your review count THAT is the very definition of "fucking everything that moves". I'd say that is not a better marriage at all.

+1 SD - and the least expensive woman is the one you pay for

I've found that most guys, both young and old, who resort to making comments as such are typically those who punt because it's the easier and only option they have.

They punt because their too lazy and not motivated to invest a little time and money into a relationship. They should try meeting someone who loves and appreciates them for WHO they are and not WHAT they have.

Or just stay in denial and justify to themselves that paying for the "cheapest" woman is the best option when in reality it's not and shows how truly sad they are for not bettering themselves by thinking beyond popping out for a quick shag an escort. 

[bushman]

Just use a mask mate, punting Ass-to-Mouth is probably fairly safe if you keep your head level well above hers. 

This had me in bits.

[Rochelle]

Sorry my opinion was too unpopular for you, perhaps your on the wrong thread.

I don't "need" to sneak off to fuck an escort at all. It's something I choose to do once a year (almost always when I'm abroad though) because I like a little variety in my life. I also don't spend hours trawling through sites like adultwork desperately looking for an escort in my area to screw.

Yes I had an affair with a work colleague but it's different to having a punt as that's something I didn't have to pay for and unlike those of you that do because you can't get it any other way I don't have insecurities about whether the person I'm with resents me or not. 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=282468.0

Well I do know you find the time to have a drunken rant on how frustrated you are at not getting any sex at home. 

Your post on there just reeks of your frustration and insecurities.

Yet you did anyway.  I'm sorry if my comment offended your fragile sensitivities. 

I never claimed to be that but I don't have to pay for sex though. It appears I struck a nerve with you and you are clearly not very broadminded to accept another person's opinion either.

If your getting sex at home you really shouldn't feel the need to be punting so frequently. You say you want to avoid feelings and emotions getting involved so would rather screw and escort for an hour or so and judging by your review count THAT is the very definition of "fucking everything that moves". I'd say that is not a better marriage at all.

I've found that most guys, both young and old, who resort to making comments as such are typically those who punt because it's the easier and only option they have.

They punt because their too lazy and not motivated to invest a little time and money into a relationship. They should try meeting someone who loves and appreciates them for WHO they are and not WHAT they have.

Or just stay in denial and justify to themselves that paying for the "cheapest" woman is the best option when in reality it's not and shows how truly sad they are for not bettering themselves by thinking beyond popping out for a quick shag an escort. 

You're an idiot. You're judging others yet you do the same thing. Punting twice a year or punting twenty times in a year, it's still punting. 

There are many punters that don't need to punt. Maybe you're the one who needs to punt and hates having to pay for it. Protesting much?

[bushman]

You're an idiot. You're judging others yet you do the same thing. Punting twice a year or punting twenty times in a year, it's still punting. 

There are many punters that don't need to punt. Maybe you're the one who needs to punt and hates having to pay for it. Protesting much?

Good reply. He seems an idiot.

[MrMatrix]

You're an idiot. You're judging others yet you do the same thing. Punting twice a year or punting twenty times in a year, it's still punting. 

There are many punters that don't need to punt. Maybe you're the one who needs to punt and hates having to pay for it. Protesting much?

Nice one Rochelle
He's a complete hypocrite. 

[RedKettle]

Good reply. He seems an idiot.

Yep I started to reply but in the end could not be bothered, it would be pointless as some people are just not capable of changing or learning.

[County Militia]

You're an idiot. You're judging others yet you do the same thing. Punting twice a year or punting twenty times in a year, it's still punting. 

There are many punters that don't need to punt. Maybe you're the one who needs to punt and hates having to pay for it. Protesting much?

My punting count has been zero for 10 months now so no I don't need to punt, am not protesting either. If you want to hear people protesting about punting I suggest you go to this thread full of self loathing.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=282468.0

Also I find it a tad odd that an escort is so active on a punting site with so many posts instead of working or do you simply come here to brown nose punters so they can feel validated?

[Rochelle]

Yep I started to reply but in the end could not be bothered, it would be pointless as some people are just not capable of changing or learning.

You were right, it's pointless.

[Marmalade]

Well I generally only punt once or twice a year so probably sometime next year. I'm married so I rarely have to punt anyway.

I wonder if others on here have feelings about some fellow who’s so happily married? How wonderful. Personally his situation doesn’t bother me, or the fact that he only has one review, or even the fact that he pisses off and lectures so many punters when he has so little to show.

What puzzles me is that a yankee who is a bit of a loudmouth doesn’t seem to have the intelligence to realise that brandishing his the flag of his once-great country as an avatar is hardly going to endear him to a lot of people who might feel he’s as full of shit as the stereotypical i-love-america twat... the one who basically hasn’t realised that there’s life — in most cases more evolved life — outside of the old-but-not-so-good-old usa.

Poor sod. 
(nice name too — ye cannot beat an honest gun-toting, bible-bumping, flag-waving, puritanical, moralising numpty)
(And no offence to our civilised American friends who post on here — you’re welcome.)

Maybe better if his wife keeps ‘im at home rather than letting him smell the grass. 

[usroads]

Things seem to have drifted off topic since I started this thread.
Punting once a year or 50 times a year is down to the Coolidge Effect.

[Bustydusty]

Sorry my opinion was too unpopular for you, perhaps your on the wrong thread.

I don't "need" to sneak off to fuck an escort at all. It's something I choose to do once a year (almost always when I'm abroad though) because I like a little variety in my life. I also don't spend hours trawling through sites like adultwork desperately looking for an escort in my area to screw.

Yes I had an affair with a work colleague but it's different to having a punt as that's something I didn't have to pay for and unlike those of you that do because you can't get it any other way I don't have insecurities about whether the person I'm with resents me or not. 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=282468.0

Well I do know you find the time to have a drunken rant on how frustrated you are at not getting any sex at home. 

Your post on there just reeks of your frustration and insecurities.

Yet you did anyway.  I'm sorry if my comment offended your fragile sensitivities. 

I never claimed to be that but I don't have to pay for sex though. It appears I struck a nerve with you and you are clearly not very broadminded to accept another person's opinion either.

If your getting sex at home you really shouldn't feel the need to be punting so frequently. You say you want to avoid feelings and emotions getting involved so would rather screw and escort for an hour or so and judging by your review count THAT is the very definition of "fucking everything that moves". I'd say that is not a better marriage at all.

I've found that most guys, both young and old, who resort to making comments as such are typically those who punt because it's the easier and only option they have.

They punt because their too lazy and not motivated to invest a little time and money into a relationship. They should try meeting someone who loves and appreciates them for WHO they are and not WHAT they have.

Or just stay in denial and justify to themselves that paying for the "cheapest" woman is the best option when in reality it's not and shows how truly sad they are for not bettering themselves by thinking beyond popping out for a quick shag an escort. 

Wow thanks for going to all that trouble - in case some people weren’t sure before now everyone knows what an arrogant cunt you are
Cheers 

[RedKettle]

My punting count has been zero for 10 months now so no I don't need to punt, am not protesting either. If you want to hear people protesting about punting I suggest you go to this thread full of self loathing.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=282468.0

Also I find it a tad odd that an escort is so active on a punting site with so many posts instead of working or do you simply come here to brown nose punters so they can feel validated?

You have entirely missed the point of what people are posting on that thread, which is no surprise at all.

[winkywanky]

Sorry my opinion was too unpopular for you, perhaps your on the wrong thread.

I don't "need" to sneak off to fuck an escort at all. It's something I choose to do once a year (almost always when I'm abroad though) because I like a little variety in my life. I also don't spend hours trawling through sites like adultwork desperately looking for an escort in my area to screw.

Yes I had an affair with a work colleague but it's different to having a punt as that's something I didn't have to pay for and unlike those of you that do because you can't get it any other way I don't have insecurities about whether the person I'm with resents me or not. 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=282468.0

Well I do know you find the time to have a drunken rant on how frustrated you are at not getting any sex at home. 

Your post on there just reeks of your frustration and insecurities.

Yet you did anyway.  I'm sorry if my comment offended your fragile sensitivities. 

I never claimed to be that but I don't have to pay for sex though. It appears I struck a nerve with you and you are clearly not very broadminded to accept another person's opinion either.

If your getting sex at home you really shouldn't feel the need to be punting so frequently. You say you want to avoid feelings and emotions getting involved so would rather screw and escort for an hour or so and judging by your review count THAT is the very definition of "fucking everything that moves". I'd say that is not a better marriage at all.

I've found that most guys, both young and old, who resort to making comments as such are typically those who punt because it's the easier and only option they have.

They punt because their too lazy and not motivated to invest a little time and money into a relationship. They should try meeting someone who loves and appreciates them for WHO they are and not WHAT they have.

Or just stay in denial and justify to themselves that paying for the "cheapest" woman is the best option when in reality it's not and shows how truly sad they are for not bettering themselves by thinking beyond popping out for a quick shag an escort. 

If you were going for the Universally Disliked Cunt Of The Year Award you just won it by a mile, with your Post Designed To Piss Off As Many People At Once.

I salute you Sir 

[tesla]

You're an idiot. You're judging others yet you do the same thing. Punting twice a year or punting twenty times in a year, it's still punting. 

There are many punters that don't need to punt. Maybe you're the one who needs to punt and hates having to pay for it. Protesting much?

well said, I agree the man is  a judgemental idiot

[bhudda]

Wow thanks for going to all that trouble - in case some people weren’t sure before now everyone knows what an arrogant cunt you are
Cheers 

thanks for the short version, I couldn't bring myself to read the original

[MrMatrix]

If you were going for the Universally Disliked Cunt Of The Year Award you just won it by a mile, with your Post Designed To Piss Off As Many People At Once.

I salute you Sir 

Its not the first time he's won the cunt of the week award. I think he bathes in the glory of it. 

[winkywanky]

Its not the first time he's won the cunt of the week award. I think he bathes in the glory of it. 

No, I said Cunt of the YEAR  .