Lovely Lilly- Birmingham

[Nevil]

Trying to retire so I thought I might as well visit my favourite WG
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Duration: 1.5
Price : £200 (if she’s in cheaper accommodation the prices drop)


Comms: as usual very clear and friendly, this had been going on for weeks after the last meet.

Location: a block of flats which all working girls use in Birmingham, Lilly told me it’s because the owner used to be a working girl (runs it and a few others in the country with her husband) that’s why she doesn’t charge them much (£300) unlike most places.

Girl: I had asked her if she had her nuns outfit and she said no but “I have a nice dress which you’ll like” now I’m not old still in my early 20s so tbh I don’t want to meet a WG in her “fine” dress 😂 usually it’s older blokes that look for the refined look. Anyway it’s Lilly so I thought fuck it do you. Arrived and yes she had on a LONG black dress with a bit of side boob.

Action: walked in and before the door even closed DFK, Money sorted, asked for a shower, finished and then  dress off and straight into some more DFK with her dress off. She then grabs my cock and moves behind me while stroking it and pushing her tits against my back.
This goes on for a few minutes then it’s on to some enthusiastic oral, no deepthroat though. Then some RO and then on with the rubber and first off mish, then spoons which was quite intense (like the last time) she even mentioned this herself. I came (a bit to hard I think because unlike other times I just felt extremely exhausted 😂😂, I pull out and I notice red spots on the Dom, I did not care really HOWEVER it would have been nice if she had told me this earlier. Then we had a little chat about her family life, next tour, showed me her FB etc.
Round 2: tried doggy BUT because she was on her period, couldn’t continue so went back mish and spoons a bit of CG but all in all a very limiting round 2. Finished off, showered then left. Might see her one last time after she gets back to work from Brighton.

[escortman]

Nev

You gave her RO

Then stopped doggy because of PERIOD 

[Nevil]

Nev

You gave her RO

Then stopped doggy because of PERIOD 

That’s what I mean like why not tell me, to be honest I never shoved my tongue in there. It was just some lite liking and clit rubbing. I bet if my cock wasn’t as long then I would’nt have noticed because when I pulled out it wasn’t that much, same thing happened with Brazilian Bella (did a review on her) last time, she couldn’t take dick for shit and ended up giving me my money back after a few minutes coz I noticed her period during the first 5-10 minutes (doggy).

[vulcan22]

Hmmmm... this seems to be the 3rd review that you have done for her since December!

[jimmymac]

Hmmmm... this seems to be the 3rd review that you have done for her since December!

How has no one noticed this before?

Also,Nevil you poor bastard-reverse oral and she on her period!! That could have been a lot worse than you described,you had a lucky escape!

[The Owl]

This prossie has 4 positive reviews, 2 neutral reviews and 1 positive.

3 of the prossies positive reviews are by the OP who has reviewed her in Cardiff in late 2018 and twice in Birmingham since 2019. The OP seems to have formed an obsession with the prossie so  it's safe to say his reviews can be ignored.

That leaves the Lovely Lilly with 1 positive, 2 neutral and 1 negative review. She's probably not worth the only unless you're Nevil. 

[Nevil]

This prossie has 4 positive reviews, 2 neutral reviews and 1 positive.

3 of the prossies positive reviews are by the OP who has reviewed her in Cardiff in late 2018 and twice in Birmingham since 2019. The OP seems to have formed an obsession with the prossie so  it's safe to say his reviews can be ignored.

That leaves the Lovely Lilly with 1 positive, 2 neutral and 1 negative review. She's probably not worth the only unless you're Nevil. 

Look Sherlock, If you look at the rest of my reviews you can see that I always go back to a WG if I’m happy with the service, if not then I won’t return. It’s not an obsession it’s a choice to go with something that’s familiar and to me value for money. But fuck it, that’s your opinion...doesn’t matter to me though.

[Nevil]

Hmmmm... this seems to be the 3rd review that you have done for her since December!

What...people aren’t allowed to return if they’re happy with the service? So when some people say “I would return” at the end of the review is that a lie they are telling?

[The Owl]

What...people aren’t allowed to return if they’re happy with the service? So when some people say “I would return” at the end of the review is that a lie they are telling?

You seem to be very rattled by being challenged over your 5 positive reviews for 2 different escorts since late last year. If you're not some thin skinned fanboy obsessing about some women who fuck you because you pay them then perhaps you're pimping them or have other vested financial interests in their continued success.

Lots of punter shag the same escort multiple times and don't post review after review of them unless there's a genuinely good reason to do so other than having EAS and needing to gush about them. If you need to record every fuck you have with the same prossie then why not create a blog for you to wank over rather than shifting up UKP with reviews that will have any punter with common sense seeing them as a negative rather than a positive review.

[Littlefoot]

Site rules:

Reviews

* A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking (e.g. verbally or by textual messaging). A meet does not need to take place, money does not need change hands, the only requirement is that the service provider had accepted the initial booking.
*Only one positive review thread can be posted for a service provider by one member per 12 month period, the exception is if the new positive review is for a threesome (or more) booking. This 12-month restriction only applies to positive reviews, not neutral or negative (they can be posted anytime after a positive review). During the 12-month period a member can add their new positive reviews to their existing review thread in the form of a reply.
* Positive reviews can only be placed in the 12 months after the punt. No time limit on negative or neutral reviews.
* Positive reviews cannot be placed for cancelled bookings.
* Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel. The exception is massage establishments where providers do not have names.
* Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicised by the service provider).
* Only one review thread per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a same punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions.
* Past or current sex workers or anyone related to a sex worker (e.g. boyfriend) may not review any other sex worker.

[Nevil]

Site rules:

Reviews

* A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking (e.g. verbally or by textual messaging). A meet does not need to take place, money does not need change hands, the only requirement is that the service provider had accepted the initial booking.
*Only one positive review thread can be posted for a service provider by one member per 12 month period, the exception is if the new positive review is for a threesome (or more) booking. This 12-month restriction only applies to positive reviews, not neutral or negative (they can be posted anytime after a positive review). During the 12-month period a member can add their new positive reviews to their existing review thread in the form of a reply.
* Positive reviews can only be placed in the 12 months after the punt. No time limit on negative or neutral reviews.
* Positive reviews cannot be placed for cancelled bookings.
* Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel. The exception is massage establishments where providers do not have names.
* Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicised by the service provider).
* Only one review thread per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a same punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions.
* Past or current sex workers or anyone related to a sex worker (e.g. boyfriend) may not review any other sex worker.

Oh okay I genuinely didn’t know about this rule. Lesson learned, thanks