I hope whoever has to clean Emily out between punters gets a good wage!
I remember fuckin the ex wife. I stopped mid thrust and said "did I just hurt you?
"No why? She said?
'cos I could have sworn you just moved!!
I pity the poor fucker who goes to the clinic with a glow in the dark bellend after an hour with emily. Its either going to be a friction burn, the cleaner using full strength bleach or a dose of something from a previous punter.
Not sure who wrote the front page of the wesite but someone ought to explain about the spellcheck facility!