To save everyone the trouble of trawling (see what I did there) through the entire thread:
1)Don’t wear a fisherman’s hat or she won’t answer the door
2)Don’t be chubby or obese or she won’t answer the door
3)Make sure you have your scouts badge for navigation. If you phone her for directions she’ll take offence and won’t answer the door
Failure will see her take to SAAFE and ridicule you whilst lying about it on here and UKE (if she’s signed back up). Personally, I’d avoid her like the plague. Still, it’s good to see a classic thread resurrected