Here's a funny one.
This profile
External Link/Members Onlyhas gradually been taking shape since 4 June, but is still very much "under works", as Ms Moon puts it.
There are those who like the dominatrix schtick, but even they will surely hesitate when confronted with Ms Moon's payment instructions:
"Upon arrival, I will always be taking cash, or receiving a bank transfer before we start the session. The payment will be received before I enter the hotel or property we attend to. I will leave, if you fail to do so. There is absolutely NO negotiation about this."
All girls expect payment before the action starts. But a girl who so vehemently insists that the money must be paid over before she even
enters the "hotel or property" must inevitably attract the suspicion that she might at that point cut and run.
Sorry, Ms Moon. Although you have a certain perverse allure, I'm going to wait to see a bit of feedback before I consider getting in touch. If I do, however, you have my assurance that I will scrupulously follow your instructions about communicating: "Please do not message me to say hello. Get straight to the point."