Date: Early March 2023
Comms: AW email to begin, weeklong delays in replies then moved to WhatsApp which was better.
Fee: £350 Outcall – one hour
Location: My London hotel in Kensington, direct access to lifts and very discreet
Girl: It is the girl from the photos, but they are 6-8 years old. She’s now in her early 30’s, (she told me her actual age) and body is flabby and definitely not what I was expecting. Size 10 and droopy / saggy tits and arse, terrible teeth and slightly below average looks 5 / 10.
External Link/Members OnlyServices: I think almost ANYTHING was on offer given her condition – I opted for covered missionary only!
Meeting: Things started bad, then got progressively worse, I wish I had never opened the door! Please take this as a warning as she has issues and I suspect an alcohol problem which I noted is also mentioned in other reviews – if only I’d registered here and checked before booking.
Arrived over an hour late (strung along by WhatsApp messages) and from the second she entered and I closed the door, I knew it was a mistake. Looks as described above were beyond disappointing and coupled with a very strong smell of alcohol and slight BO. She was heavily intoxicated and blamed this upon her nerves, but was almost non-sensical, could hardly stand upright. She downed the bottle I had on ice having sorted the paperwork, then went into the bathroom for a long period of time. I assumed she was slipping into something more comfortable, but when she finally emerged she was only wearing basic panties and suddenly had the “sniffles”.
At this point I felt very uneasy and said I wasn’t feeling well, but she insisted she was super horny and wanted to fuck. I tired kissing to see if I could get in the mood, but her stale breath was off-putting, next kissed my way down her body only to detect more questionable smells below so aborted quickly. She grabbed my limp cock and offered to suck me until I was ready, but I made excuses and said perhaps we should just call it quits.
This is where she switched completely, becoming slightly crazed
flipping between gurgling, crying “you don’t like me” and screaming “but ‘m horny, I came here to fuck”, she started making a scene and the noise was escalating. To appease the situation, during one of her horny phases, I asked her to dance (she claims to be a former lap dancer) and to be honest she did move well to the music, I was just able to wank myself hard enough to rubber up. Upon seeing my erect cock she smile and spread herself wide on the bed, begging to be fucked. I pumped away in missionary for a while – she seemed to overly enjoy it, very vocal and then thankfully her alarm went off.
She asked why I was stopping and stated she wanted to fuck more, but I made an excuse about an early meeting which once again flicked her slightly crazed switch – this time she claimed I hadn’t given her the fee.! I insisted she emptied her bag onto the bed and out fell the envelope which was the perfect way of drawing the disastrous meet to an end. She slowly put her clothes on, and I just did enough to maintain the calm atmosphere until I finally closed the door behind her, with a huge sigh of relief.
Conclusion: I’m writing this as a warning to either avoid, or at least know what to expect. When someone is so drunk and volatile, it creates a very uncomfortable position to be in. I appreciate that girls must put themselves into positions that place a large amount of trust on those booking them, but the same applies in return. I definitely would never book again and strongly advise anyone else to think twice or at least VERY carefully.
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Topic: Layla De Luxxx - Kensington – Probably best avoided! (Read 2669 times)
