Does anyone else use The Zodiac/Horoscopes when booking an SP?

[the_patient_wolf]

I am going to try this.

According to Google I should be fucking Virgos

So I am going to search for Virgo SP near me. I will apply the usual checks - checking on here, seeing if I actually have a reasonable chance of finding them attractive, etc -  but the overriding consideration will be that they are a Virgo.

I will report back....

[Gordon Bennett]

No. I've feigned interest in nonsense like astrology or tarot in the past in order to get off with a female but that sort of carry-on is just too exhausting to maintain. The beauty of paying a sex worker is not having to pretend to be interested in "girly things" like horoscopes, kittens or Friends etc etc. I would never in a million years make any decision based on star signs.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I am going to try this.

According to Google I should be fucking Virgos

So I am going to search for Virgo SP near me. I will apply the usual checks - checking on here, seeing if I actually have a reasonable chance of finding them attractive, etc -  but the overriding consideration will be that they are a Virgo.

I will report back....

Well Virgo the Virgin .. i mean;!...

[tynetunnel]

Horoscopes? We may do better with one of these:



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[Ali Katt]

Hi Everyone,

As we all know on AW if we click 'About' on an SP's profile it can sometimes show us their star sign.

Personally, I don't read my star sign every day and neither do I follow/live my life by it. However, a few years ago I found myself going back and forth to NYC (for work) a lot. When out at bars, etc I found the American girls would often be into astrology. So, as a bit of fun and to help me pick up girls I started to dabble a little. I found it was a great way to break the ice and get to know the American girls easily. Since being more UK based I don't really initiate 'horoscope' talk when out, unless the girl specifically shows an interest.

Although, from what I've found I do believe there is some truth to it, such as: personality traits, behaviours and compatibility (sexually too). Therefore, when booking/choosing an SP you could base some of your decision from her horoscope. Also, based on what yours is and will it be compatible with hers i.e. make for greater sex/rapport!

If I can view the star sign it does sometimes influence my decision (not always). Additionally, I find during meets a lot of SP's (not all) I've met are quite interested in astrology too. Alongside, talking about their own sign and having some knowledge about it. Although, I always bear in mind they are being paid so, for all they care they could also be talking about 'paint drying' too lol.

Wrong on every single level. Everybody is made up of the same signs, they are just arranged in different orders and to differing quantities. Best to look at dominant signs when looking at personalities; someone who is an Aries dominant Pisces will be different to a Pisces dominant Aries. Trust me on this you are talking to someone who can read charts.

[Hanna Lorde (Service Provider)]

I'm I'm Aries and while I agree that I don’t mess about I can absolutely tell you that I can spend a very very long time on foreplay,  I will happily get lost in the moment when sucking cock, its often a very bloody long moment.

This is not a bloody touting post btw  it's just a demonstration of what utter poppycock that stuff up there is 

+1 from a fellow Aries.  What a load of tosh 

[Cal55]

Wrong on every single level. Everybody is made up of the same signs, they are just arranged in different orders and to differing quantities. Best to look at dominant signs when looking at personalities; someone who is an Aries dominant Pisces will be different to a Pisces dominant Aries. Trust me on this you are talking to someone who can read charts.

We all have our different take on it. Majority of the comments have been in relation to ‘true or false’… about astrology. Rather than what the thread was initially made for. Realistically, those who seek the knowledge from this subject will apply it to their rituals/routines.

[Thephoenix]

We all have our different take on it. Majority of the comments have been in relation to ‘true or false’… about astrology. Rather than what the thread was initially made for. Realistically, those who seek the knowledge from this subject will apply it to their rituals/routines.

Are you able to check the stars and tell us who's you next manager?

[Ali Katt]

We all have our different take on it. Majority of the comments have been in relation to ‘true or false’… about astrology. Rather than what the thread was initially made for. Realistically, those who seek the knowledge from this subject will apply it to their rituals/routines.

I don't disagree, but most people only know the sun sign and use that alone.

I've seen more aquarians than any other sign, presuming it's filled in correctly on AW and very few water signs.

[Cal55]

Are you able to check the stars and tell us who's you next manager?

My ‘talents’ don’t lie in that area.

[deek12345]

Anyone who uses astrology as a guide to punting is a wally, this astrology stuff is all B*****ks

I'm a Scorpio star sign and we are known to be sceptical people.

[HailWood]

Well if nothing else, I have to be impressed by the dedication, number and investment made to do the research Cal. To determine the (generalised) attributes by star sign, the sample taken (podged) should be significant- I reckon a minimum of 6. That’s 72 punts at least (guess you have more reviews to write) So hats off to you 

But like most on here, I don’t believe star sign has any impact on personal characteristics.

[nwluvit]

Star signs. Tarot cards. Tea leaves. I use them all. Leave nothing to chance.
Dont punt on a full moon and never ever if a black cat walks in front of me on the way,,
Superstitious? Not me. Always wear my socks back to front on a punt.

[Colston36]

If there's a study comes out with the revelation that 90% of Romanian hookers were born at a specific time of the year I'll maybe reconsider my opinion on the topic.
Until then I'm with the BS theory.

Astrology is not only utter bollocks, it has been proven to be so. Some years ago a researcher compared the character and behaviour of identical twins who were separated at birth, never met and ended up in two distant cities. They had little or nothing in common.

I should add that the same applies to Romanians. I suspect most here have been trafficked; the only two I have spent time with were charming, intelligent and enthusiastic.

[deek12345]

Star signs. Tarot cards. Tea leaves. I use them all. Leave nothing to chance.

Errr - that sounds painful and messy. Still, some people like a bit of a kink. 

[usroads]

Scorpio Girl all day long for me   

[Cal55]

Scorpio Girl all day long for me   

Stella Cox is a Scorpio… need I say more lol.

[Crockers]

I'm a Caesarian. What star sign is compatible with me?

[Marmalade]

I’m assuming the OP is tongue in cheek (especially as he has exactly 12 reviews to his name). Should we play match-em-up to each zodiac sign?

It would a nice insert in the Daily Mail, The secrets of paid sex — find the slag that’s right for you…

But more seriously the profile answers are just an indication, unreliable at best, of how creative she is. No-one writes, favourite food: Greggs. 

[Bonker]

I'm a Caesarian. What star sign is compatible with me?

Scarpio

[Thephoenix]

I'm a Caesarian. What star sign is compatible with me?

Depending on your tastes, you could try hairies,  or dare I say aqueeryarse.

[Cal55]

I’m assuming the OP is tongue in cheek (especially as he has exactly 12 reviews to his name). Should we play match-em-up to each zodiac sign?

It would a nice insert in the Daily Mail, The secrets of paid sex — find the slag that’s right for you…

But more seriously the profile answers are just an indication, unreliable at best, of how creative she is. No-one writes, favourite food: Greggs. 

This thread isn't to be taken that literally. More just others' take on it and a bit of fun I guess. What I've wrote is from my experience/experiences alone. Plus, not just going off my '12 reviews' lol on here although, general day-to-day and sex with civvies too. I have also seen more than 12 SP's during my time punting.

Well at least if she does write 'Greggs' rest assured: I've turned up with a sausage roll!

[The Owl]

For those that believe in astrology:

Unless an escort is willing to give you her actual date of birth it's going to be tricky to figure any of this out but this is some astrology aspects that supposedly will make things better or at least interesting.

Venus Mars aspects - the classic security male female planets.

Mars in a harmonious aspect to Uranus - sex gets freaky. I had it with an escort and I wanted to try waterworks and som/sub with her.

Gutter press harmonious aspects to Gutter press - you'll get on. Really good for punters that like dinner dates or overnights.

Mars aspects to Neptune - sex will feel like its great. Unharmonious aspects mean it's an illusion but it will still feel good in the beginning.

Mars or Venus harmonious aspects to Pluto - intense, but beware of it becoming all consuming.

Be careful of the following aspects:

Mars conjunct Moon - great aspect, but if the Mara person may want to have a baby with the Moon person! CSA anyone?

Ascendant conjunct Moon - the Moon person will share everything, this could feel awkward or leave one of you open to blackmail.

The escorts Venus in your second house - you could be financially exploited.

Mars in unharmonious aspect to Saturn - sex may start out good but it won't last.

One person's Saturn in the other person's 8th house - bad sex

[lillythesavage]

I am planning on using the Zodiac for a punt ,car meet, once I get the old girl up and running for spring.

[Cal55]

For those that believe in astrology:

Unless an escort is willing to give you her actual date of birth it's going to be tricky to figure any of this out but this is some astrology aspects that supposedly will make things better or at least interesting.

Venus Mars aspects - the classic security male female planets.

Mars in a harmonious aspect to Uranus - sex gets freaky. I had it with an escort and I wanted to try waterworks and som/sub with her.

Gutter press harmonious aspects to Gutter press - you'll get on. Really good for punters that like dinner dates or overnights.

Mars aspects to Neptune - sex will feel like its great. Unharmonious aspects mean it's an illusion but it will still feel good in the beginning.

Mars or Venus harmonious aspects to Pluto - intense, but beware of it becoming all consuming.

Be careful of the following aspects:

Mars conjunct Moon - great aspect, but if the Mara person may want to have a baby with the Moon person! CSA anyone?

Ascendant conjunct Moon - the Moon person will share everything, this could feel awkward or leave one of you open to blackmail.

The escorts Venus in your second house - you could be financially exploited.

Mars in unharmonious aspect to Saturn - sex may start out good but it won't last.

One person's Saturn in the other person's 8th house - bad sex

A nice addition to this thread and an interesting read The Owl.

Thanks

[scutty brown]

......................... No-one writes, favourite food: Greggs. 

I've known a few women who probably would...............Geordies mainly

[willie loman]

its a girly thing, never had a star sign conversation with a bloke. as others have said its an icebreaker, and in that sense interesting and useful.

[DouglasReynholm]

Did you hear about the Zodiac Killer?
I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces   
And we all must know a Gemini with multiple souls trapped in one body.They may look all nice and quiet and in the next minute they can turn into complete maniacs 

The banning reasons are one of the funniest things here, but what's "talking bollocks Moriatory style"?

[Cal55]

The banning reasons are one of the funniest things here, but what's "talking bollocks Moriatory style"?

I’m guessing it’s from Sherlock Holmes, the character Professor Moriarty? Perhaps his style/manner of addressing things? If I’m wrong I’m sure someone else will have the knowledge.

[contentguy]

I think astrology is total bollocks, though apparently that”s typical for an Aries