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Offline RedKettle

Add this to your punting security list, as vital as a punting phone, punting clothes etc etc  :D :D

Had a really great punt yesterday, one of those unusual ones where everything just clicks and you walk out with a big grin.  Got home and my daughter asked why I was so happy.  Then later on a similar comment from the OH. I was beginning to get a complex about it.

But then I remembered where I had been lying down that afternoon being pampered in a very sexual way - and a great big grin just reappeared.  :D :lol:

I bloody well love punting - but must remember to maintain my usual grumpy git look!!

Offline Plan R

Right, so....its;

Punting phone (Payg, not 'smart')
Punting clothes (in case of perfume)
Punting SatNav (plug in type, never the cars one)
Punting Face      (Grumpy, no joy in life)

Got it. Thanks.
Its turning into a survivalist thing this - perhaps Ray Mears or Bear Grylls could do an episode...?

Channel 4, 9pm  'Bush Craft' 
:D


LL

  • Guest
Don't forget Punting wristwatch and Punting biscuit.
OP, you need a cover story to explain your post-punt glow :)

Offline jaszyj87

dont forget punting cover story and a diver to take you from where youve parked your care 5 miles away to the meet

LL

  • Guest
dont forget punting cover story and a diver to take you from where youve parked your care 5 miles away to the meet
Do you park underwater for your punts? That's taking discretion to the extreme.

Offline jaszyj87

Do you park underwater for your punts? That's taking discretion to the extreme.


not personally but going of some guys on here it seems like they go to a punt via round trip to spain yo avoid their car being seen

LL

  • Guest

not personally but going of some guys on here it seems like they go to a punt via round trip to spain yo avoid their car being seen
I think you missed my subtle reference to your use of "diver" in your story instead of "driver".

Offline Hertsgent

I think you've hit the nail on the head Redkettle - hiding ones smug face from family, friends, work colleagues etc can be the greatest challenge  :wacko:

Offline Lever

Don't forget Punting wristwatch and Punting biscuit.
OP, you need a cover story to explain your post-punt glow :)

Where do I get a punting biscuit from? I feel like I'm missing a vital component of my punting bag.

Online David1970

Do what I do live alone, no kids.
Only things I have for punting is my punting phone.
Always park away from the ladies flat, no reg number.
Never use your own name, have a punting name.
Never use a flat with more than one female in it, it's against the law.
Do not carry any ID, only the cash required.

MrKeen

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Never use a flat with more than one female in it, it's against the law.
Is this correct, I was under the impression one or more indie could work from a single residence as long as there wasn't a pimp or manager. In my experience many of the indies live together, sharing costs but also for security.

dude86

  • Guest
In my experience it's just been rubbish EE ones who live together in manky flats!

LL

  • Guest
Where do I get a punting biscuit from? I feel like I'm missing a vital component of my punting bag.
Asda. It's my euphemism for Viagra or similar.

Offline threechilliman

The OP's point is a valid one. I once got asked by the Mrs 'What you grinning at?' I'd had a particularly good punt that day and was day-dreaming. Now I ensure I'm my usual grumpy self post-punt.

tcm

Offline Sir Lance-a-lot

Is this correct, I was under the impression one or more indie could work from a single residence as long as there wasn't a pimp or manager. In my experience many of the indies live together, sharing costs but also for security.
Strictly speaking, any address used by more than one WG becomes a "brothel", even if the girls use it on different days.  But it's a stupid law that is rarely enforced by the police, and the punter wouldn't be breaking the law anyhow.

Offline GreyDave

 :hi:  A while ago just back from a soho swarry :cool: mi morning I bumped into then OH`s sister   :scare: she was ambling down from Oxford St ...Luckly I looked knackered and was able to say Id just been humping and unloading some junk :D from one of the firm that I worked for studios ..I went into a cold sweat ..She remarked on my state  I commented that they had left me here and gone off in van to get 2nd load and Id got to make my way back on tube....OH told her firm always does that to him :D :D and he gets back so tired  ;) I ve learnt to be tired and fed up even after the best of punts :drinks:

Offline RedKettle

did not expect my post to generate a response!!  all very funny.

just to add to the theme I found myself last night telling my OH a particular story and when halfway through I was thinking about who had told me it and then remembered it was a post fucking conversation with the WG from the same punt!!!  I went alittle vague after that and let the tele get my interest!!!! 

Truly it was an awesome punt that completely scrambled by brain for 24 hours!!  Now that is a good fuck!


Offline jaszyj87

I think you missed my subtle reference to your use of "diver" in your story instead of "driver".
:dash:

Online David1970

Strictly speaking, any address used by more than one WG becomes a "brothel", even if the girls use it on different days.  But it's a stupid law that is rarely enforced by the police, and the punter wouldn't be breaking the law anyhow.

If you are in a flat with more than one female working in it and the cops raid it, your details will be taken, a statement taken and you can be called to court as a witness. Local paper will love to print your name, address and photo, headline will go something like " sleazy local man caught by police". Id locals complain about working girls the cops will act, it's easy for them one crime and one conviction helps there cleanup rates.
When the cops raided the saunas in Edinburgh I believe they questions the girls and the punters in the street outside the sauna, they had tipped of the press beforehand.
Not worth the risk, stick to one girl per flat.

Offline Lever

Forgot to mention earlier that I have had some odd looks off people if I stop by a supermarket on the way back from a punt as I'm probably the only person smiling in there. I also do get a bit paranoid about the smell afterwards - even if I have a quick shower at the end I'm convinced I still smell of the girl, even if they don't use perfume.

Asda. It's my euphemism for Viagra or similar.
Makes sense. Hopefully I've got a few more years before I start needing them

Offline hottext72

If you are in a flat with more than one female working in it and the cops raid it, your details will be taken, a statement taken and you can be called to court as a witness. Local paper will love to print your name, address and photo, headline will go something like " sleazy local man caught by police". Id locals complain about working girls the cops will act, it's easy for them one crime and one conviction helps there cleanup rates.
When the cops raided the saunas in Edinburgh I believe they questions the girls and the punters in the street outside the sauna, they had tipped of the press beforehand.
Not worth the risk, stick to one girl per flat.

How do you know when you book there will be more than one ? Would you walk once you arrive and found out there are more girls ?

LL

  • Guest
Makes sense. Hopefully I've got a few more years before I start needing them
Once you've done a punt on Viagra, the humble punting biscuit will become an essential item in your kitbag of punterphernalia :hi:

Online David1970

How do you know when you book there will be more than one ? Would you walk once you arrive and found out there are more girls ?

I have walked a couple of times when I find more than on female, that includes a maid.

My punting motto "when in doubt walk out" saved me many times. How many of you have had a crap punt and thought afterwards "I wish I had gone with my gut feeling when she opened the door"

Offline CityTillIDie

Right, so....its;

Punting phone (Payg, not 'smart')
Punting clothes (in case of perfume)
Punting SatNav (plug in type, never the cars one)
Punting Face      (Grumpy, no joy in life)

Got it. Thanks.
Its turning into a survivalist thing this - perhaps Ray Mears or Bear Grylls could do an episode...?

Channel 4, 9pm  'Bush Craft' 
:D

I'll do a special feature.

Beaver Watch

CTID

Offline dubs

You need to work on your "poke her" face.

Offline od13218

Add this to your punting security list, as vital as a punting phone, punting clothes etc etc  :D :D

Had a really great punt yesterday, one of those unusual ones where everything just clicks and you walk out with a big grin.  Got home and my daughter asked why I was so happy.  Then later on a similar comment from the OH. I was beginning to get a complex about it.

But then I remembered where I had been lying down that afternoon being pampered in a very sexual way - and a great big grin just reappeared.  :D :lol:

I bloody well love punting - but must remember to maintain my usual grumpy git look!!

Good point! Recently I told my wife I'd booked a massage for my bad back-  she was all for it and packed me off saying "hope you enjoy", and wasn't at all surprised when I came back walk Ng 2 inches taller with a smile on my face...

Offline RedKettle

Good point! Recently I told my wife I'd booked a massage for my bad back-  she was all for it and packed me off saying "hope you enjoy", and wasn't at all surprised when I came back walk Ng 2 inches taller with a smile on my face...

There used to be an older bird in Nottingham who alongside pleasing punters ran a legit massage and beauty place and I used to tell my OH that I was going there for a massage and even paid part of the punting fee on my credit card - a security risk that makes me faint now just thinking about it.  At the time I struggled to divert cash for my punting so it was a really good way of doing it. I used to be so happy afterwards that my OH suggested that she might go to the same place for a massage  :scare:.

The WG left soon after, probably just as well given she had all my details from the card payments.

Offline threechilliman

There used to be an older bird in Nottingham who alongside pleasing punters ran a legit massage and beauty place and I used to tell my OH that I was going there for a massage and even paid part of the punting fee on my credit card - a security risk that makes me faint now just thinking about it.  At the time I struggled to divert cash for my punting so it was a really good way of doing it. I used to be so happy afterwards that my OH suggested that she might go to the same place for a massage  :scare:.

The WG left soon after, probably just as well given she had all my details from the card payments.

I think we've all done things early in our punting careers that make us shiver once you discover the security required.

tcm