Weird requests to Escorts

[hamchang]

So having just spunked up, and taking a breather in between bouts a few weeks back, me and this lass started chatting about bits and bobs. Firstly about how many booking requests she gets. She showed me her phone SMS record and in that day alone she had about 100 new SMS's and gawd knows how much on adultwork there would have been. Getting through to get an appointment is pure luck I reckon and being factual with a time, duration, expected service etc.

Anyway, whilst scrolling through these she was showing the weirder ones. The repetitive "I want to fill you up with spunk" BB requests, the dress up in your clothes etc and after a good laugh and head scratch at these, I asked about the real weird stuff.

One regular in this rural location. Covers the room in water proof decorators sheets. She then sucks him off gagging, and when the preparation comes to fruition, she starts puking all over him.  The preparation is a belly full of yogurt, protein drinks, icecream etc, anything smoothish she can ram down her gullet. As she is puking and retching all over him, he ejaculates often with out needing anything touching his cock. It's all to much for him and away he blows. Heard of scat and piss of course, but this I just found super weird. Bet he's a tory mp or councillor.

[Doc Holliday]

Bet he's a tory mp or councillor.

... actually no I'm neither of those.

[Hardpunt2]

Max Hardcore frequently had girls vomiting on him in his scenes.

[MrMatrix]

... actually no I'm neither of those.

Good job you like yogurt and icecream then Doc.


OP- all joking aside, that is well weird. I've seen an escorts mobiles where they self manage their clients and the number of calls as well as odd requests is surprising to say the least.

[pewpewpew]

I believe it's called a Roman shower. I have paid for this once and she asked me beforehand if I wanted it thick or thin. I went for thin which meant that she drank a load of water before our meet. She did tell me that a lot of guys like it thick and some request that she eats certain things prior to the meet. Said that yellow custard was quite popular as well as minced meat for the chunks. 

[hamchang]

I believe it's called a Roman shower. I have paid for this once and she asked me beforehand if I wanted it thick or thin. I went for thin which meant that she drank a load of water before our meet. She did tell me that a lot of guys like it thick and some request that she eats certain things prior to the meet. Said that yellow custard was quite popular as well as minced meat for the chunks. 

Any clue as to why you find or found this erotic? Genuinely interested because, well basically, vomit make me feel sick, not turned on

[Waterhouse]

[reaches for barf bag]   

The smell alone would make me retch and shrink, let alone anything beyond that. Same as scat... both far to grim for my tastes.
Each to their own though, I guess. 

[Hobbit]

[reaches for barf bag]   

The smell alone would make me retch and shrink, let alone anything beyond that. Same as scat... both far to grim for my tastes.
Each to their own though, I guess. 

Same here. Vomit and shit stink. 

[Gordon Bennett]

 :timeout:I overdid it on Pernod once (was acceptable in the 80s) and the ensuing vomit was really good....... smelt and tasted of cough candy. I was tempted to guzzzle it back down. I suppose you can mitigate any foulness by ingesting the right stuff beforehand?

[Arfa2stroke]

 :

:timeout:I overdid it on Pernod once (was acceptable in the 80s) and the ensuing vomit was really good....... smelt and tasted of cough candy. I was tempted to guzzzle it back down. I suppose you can mitigate any foulness by ingesting the right stuff beforehand?

[pewpewpew]

Any clue as to why you find or found this erotic? Genuinely interested because, well basically, vomit make me feel sick, not turned on

It's a rough porno thing I think. I didn't just pay her to puke on me. It was a facefuck gagging puking session. Basically facefucking but when she gags rather than pushing you away she just carries on and eventually chunders but carries on etc. Cock and balls covered in vomit and I was sitting for part of it (sofa covered with a plastic sheet) and the watery vomit seeped between my cheeks which was a bit uncomfortable. Maybe it's a dom thing I'm not sure.
Actually didn't smell that bad so I think she just chugged a load of water just before I arrived.

[Ilovebbw]

I love a WG gagging on my cock and the extra saliva that comes with it, but I'd be mortified if she deposited her lunch on me. Fair play if you like the idea of custard and stomach acid, I'll stick with the sweet nectar from the furry trough.

[James3465smith]

I believe it's called a Roman shower. I have paid for this once and she asked me beforehand if I wanted it thick or thin. I went for thin which meant that she drank a load of water before our meet. She did tell me that a lot of guys like it thick and some request that she eats certain things prior to the meet. Said that yellow custard was quite popular as well as minced meat for the chunks. 

Do you remember the name or AW link of this escort or one that provides the same service?

[bolo79bm]

I love a WG gagging on my cock and the extra saliva that comes with it, but I'd be mortified if she deposited her lunch on me. Fair play if you like the idea of custard and stomach acid, I'll stick with the sweet nectar from the furry trough.

+1

[jimbobted]

Weirdest request I ever got told of was a guy who wanked into an empty ice cream tub and froze his cum. Kept adding to the frozen spunk every time he wanked. He'd contacted the WG who relayed the story saying he wanted to defrost his collection of spunk and have her pour it over herself and eat some of it whilst he tossed himself off.
She declined that particular booking!

[cotton]

Weirdest request I ever got told of was a guy who wanked into an empty ice cream tub and froze his cum. Kept adding to the frozen spunk every time he wanked. He'd contacted the WG who relayed the story saying he wanted to defrost his collection of spunk and have her pour it over herself and eat some of it whilst he tossed himself off.
She declined that particular booking!

Aah shuks , keep looking youl find someone who'l do it 

[Liverpool]

Ritzy from the Soho walkups in London told me she had a regular who paid to suck the cum from used condoms. Apparently never wanted her or any other WG to touch him, get naked for him or anything like that.

[joe diddley]

I remember Anita of Acton expecting a weird request from me when I arrived with a large roll of bubble wrap. I had to relieve or disappoint her (I'll never know which) by telling her that the wrap was for a painting which was going to be moved from one location to another after the punt.

[mr.bluesky]

I believe it's called a Roman shower. I have paid for this once and she asked me beforehand if I wanted it thick or thin. I went for thin which meant that she drank a load of water before our meet. She did tell me that a lot of guys like it thick and some request that she eats certain things prior to the meet. Said that yellow custard was quite popular as well as minced meat for the chunks. 

Each to their own but this sounds disgusting  as bad as hard sports 

[Blackpool Rock]

Ritzy from the Soho walkups in London told me she had a regular who paid to suck the cum from used condoms. Apparently never wanted her or any other WG to touch him, get naked for him or anything like that.

I believe there was / is a guy around Manchester who used to visit parlours and ask to drink the cum out of the condoms in the bin 

[MrMatrix]

I believe there was / is a guy around Manchester who used to visit parlours and ask to drink the cum out of the condoms in the bin 

You have got to be fucking joking. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard

[Urban_G]

... Said that yellow custard was quite popular as well as minced meat for the chunks.

Minced meat and custard, is that a Heston Blumenthal recipe?

I wonder why she specified 'yellow' custard, I thought all custard was yellow, unless some like to add a bit of food colouring to turn it green for a more authentic 'puke' look.

[Blackpool Rock]

You have got to be fucking joking. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard

I recall it being mentioned on here before and i'm sure someone will have a bit more info about it.
I was however once sat in the reception of SS and the receptionist was chatting with the maid and a couple of girls about weird requests / punters and the receptionist told this story in a way that appeared she had 1st hand experience of it then someone else agreed to back the tale up.

From what I remember this guy also didn't want interaction with the girls so perhaps it's the same person as the London guy mentioned above, I always assumed it was a gay bloke getting a kick from drinking another guys cum but probably a straight guy's and without him knowing 

It did make me feel a bit uncomfortable and really the parlour shouldn't allow it IMHO 

[tesla]

I believe there was / is a guy around Manchester who used to visit parlours and ask to drink the cum out of the condoms in the bin 

I remember that story, also the custard man who brought cartons of custard with him for the punt, saw him arrive at a parlour once with the carrier bags

[Doc Holliday]

I believe there was / is a guy around Manchester who used to visit parlours and ask to drink the cum out of the condoms in the bin 

This has been consistently reported and I would say is likely to be true and not an urban myth.

However over the years the story has been passed on so many times that I suspect the number of SPs who claim to have personally encountered this guy vastly exceeds the number who actually did 

[Blackpool Rock]

I remember that story, also the custard man who brought cartons of custard with him for the punt, saw him arrive at a parlour once with the carrier bags

Not heard of Custard man, hope he wanted it for splooshing which sounds like a bit of a laugh and not a Roman shower   

[tesla]

yes it was for sploshing, I believe the girls used back bin liners to protect the furnishings etc, it was at the same parlour that had a client who like the girls to wear just leather jackets and spit on him, not sure if it was the same guy or not, cant remember.

[freeze44]

yes it was for sploshing, I believe the girls used back bin liners to protect the furnishings etc, it was at the same parlour that had a client who like the girls to wear just leather jackets and spit on him, not sure if it was the same guy or not, cant remember.

Takes all sorts!  Do wonder how people develop these desires? Does it start with a female cook spilling a bit of custard and bending over to clean it? How you get to drinking cum from used condoms is a hard one to get!

Most likely urban myth but remember a story of a guy that used to bring a kilo of peanuts to his local parlour and return a few hours later to enjoy a nutty feast of a plate of poo! Enjoy ya breakfast! 

[Liverpool]

Most likely urban myth but remember a story of a guy that used to bring a kilo of peanuts to his local parlour and return a few hours later to enjoy a nutty feast of a plate of poo! Enjoy ya breakfast! 

I read about this in either FHM or Loaded, in one of those "what's life like working in a brothel" features. Apparently the girl who did made a fortune until the brothel madam put a stop to it for being unsavoury.

[mega]

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[freeze44]

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ffs!  Some crazy people about! He be better of seeing a wg who lives on a farm....dirty fucker! 

[peter.witless]

I remember the first time I heard of scat I was WUT? THE? F$%^?
That was the worse thing I could imagine.

Now, as long as you don't do it near me, go ahead ... 

... but ... sorry, I'm a bit of a hygiene freak and some of these things just make me lose my appetite.

.... cow slurry ... sucking used condoms ...  now scat almost seems tame!

... actually, I think my libido has just done a bunk!

[Home Alone]

I thought you were going to tell us that the prospect scared you - erm - witless, Peter!

Taxi for HA

[MrMatrix]

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Bloody hell, this guy has some serious shit going on in his head

[mega]

Bloody hell, this guy has some serious shit going on in his head

He'd terrorised this family for years - however climbing into a vat full of manure??  Urghh

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[myothernameis]

Ritzy from the Soho walkups in London told me she had a regular who paid to suck the cum from used condoms. Apparently never wanted her or any other WG to touch him, get naked for him or anything like that.

French Magalie from Glasgow, keeps condoms exactly for this kind of situation 

[freeze44]

French Magalie from Glasgow, keeps condoms exactly for this kind of situation 

So is there a 'shelf life' Magalie keeps them for? Does cum go off after  week or so? 

[Kool Keef]

I believe there was / is a guy around Manchester who used to visit parlours and ask to drink the cum out of the condoms in the bin 

Yep I heard about that guy as well 

[catweazle]

I believe there was / is a guy around Manchester who used to visit parlours and ask to drink the cum out of the condoms in the bin 

The (in)famous Chelsea in Manchester (ex Fingertips) said she had him in as a regular

[Blackpool Rock]

French Magalie from Glasgow, keeps condoms exactly for this kind of situation 

Yeah but in Scotland that's about as close as anyone gets to eating anything resembling 2 veg 

[myothernameis]

So is there a 'shelf life' Magalie keeps them for? Does cum go off after  week or so? 

Does it become yogurt 

[bhudda]

Does it become yogurt 

I expect it dries out and becomes a bit like pork scratchings

[mr.bluesky]

I expect it dries out and becomes a bit like pork scratchings

  that's put me off pork scratchings for life .