Women talking in work

[Melfort212]

Apologises if this has come up before...

I work in an office which is two-thirds women.

When they are discussing the spa and talk about facials I have to stop myself from laughing. 

One today said 'I think I'm a hoarder' and before she said the 'er' part of hoarder I really thought she was saying 'I think I'm a whore'. I nearly burst out laughing.  My manager sits at about 45 degrees to me so she must think I'm a right nutter.

Also got me thinking, when they go get their nails done ,get pampered at the spa etc... would you say the male version of this booking a whore?

[rathbone]

Also got me thinking, when they go get their nails done ,get pampered at the spa etc... would you say the male version of this booking a whore?

Yes, I've thought that once or twice - ladies like being pampered and in some respects that's what guys enjoy during a booking, too.  Good analogy. 

[threechilliman]

I work in an office which is two-thirds women.

When they are discussing the spa and talk about facials I have to stop myself from laughing. 

One today said 'I think I'm a hoarder' and before she said the 'er' part of hoarder I really thought she was saying 'I think I'm a whore'. I nearly burst out laughing.  My manager sits at about 45 degrees to me so she must think I'm a right nutter.

So do I and they talk about blokes as though we weren't there. Incredible some of the shit they come out with. One recently had an affair and the spin they put on it, you'd think it was his fault

Also got me thinking, when they go get their nails done ,get pampered at the spa etc... would you say the male version of this booking a whore?

That's exactly my take on it. A bit of ME time

tcm

[Melfort212]

So do I and they talk about blokes as though we weren't there. Incredible some of the shit they come out with. One recently had an affair and the spin they put on it, you'd think it was his fault

You are right they do chat as if the blokes aren't there. One of them was on about the masks in 50 shades today - I've never seen it - but I assume it's gimp masks or whatever. Imagine if I started talking about punting. 

Women do chat bollocks. It's frustrating half the time and contradictory to other bullshit they've spouted in the past.

No shock blaming the bloke! We are always at fault!

[BlueRock]

Best I ever had was a woman at work pull my monitor up a bit whilst saying "hold on I'll just pull you off a little"
Question I have is they talk diets all day but eat loads of sweet stuff and ain't getting no smaller.

[itk]

Heard two women on the cross trainers at the gym once talking about some bloke. What made me laugh out loud was when said, 'It was ok till we got naked,' whilst raising her little finger.' 

[scutty brown]

I was working in an office today with a bunch of women who were specialists in male urinary incontinence.
Made my eyes water.........didn't know there were so many ways of using Novocaine on or inside your dick (or ways of inserting a catheter). I'm sure the bitches were just trying to make me insecure. I fancy the boss, but I'm bloody scared of what she might do if we ended up in bed

[threechilliman]

Question I have is they talk diets all day but eat loads of sweet stuff and ain't getting no smaller.

Yep, another regular topic. 'I want to lose two stone' as she shovels cake/sweets/chocolate/biscuits/pie into her gob.

tcm

[mediumjoe]

Love this thread,  it's like they pretend you're part of the furniture, once you're in the hive they don't react to you as a threat, ( bit like  termites) .
  Mr SB,  do you think she fancies you? We could have another thread going here like the one about the cleaning lady, so do be careful  how you answer this . Joe

[pewpewpew]

Love this thread,  it's like they pretend you're part of the furniture, once you're in the hive they don't react to you as a threat, ( bit like  termites) .
  Mr SB,  do you think she fancies you? We could have another thread going here like the one about the cleaning lady, so do be careful  how you answer this . Joe

Next time you're at work tell her you live in a shithole and need her to come over and clean up for you

[scutty brown]

  Mr SB,  do you think she fancies you? We could have another thread going here like the one about the cleaning lady, so do be careful  how you answer this . Joe

not sure, but just found out she's a Plymouth lass and hubby is an ex-Marine.....
I'm too old to take on that kind of risk