https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/stamford-hill-n16/new-bbw-in-town-xx-my-name-is-july/323499310

Happened in last couple of weeks
25 yr old Hungarian with excellent English
Adequate studio flat in back road near Stamford Hill station
Very good comms - a WhatsApp was answered and was there 45 mins later. £70 for 30 mins

She is big- big belly and arse and thighs, floppy mid size tits- but pretty. I liked the look of her and she was friendly

Pretty vanilla punt. Both stripped off, a cuddle and light kissing before some adequate covered oral.
She took a pounding in mish and doggy with some realistic moaning and dirty talk led me to come in the bag.
I enjoyed it but wouldn’t repeat.

May 2024

Carol at ChloeMassageLondon.
 
https://chloemassagelondon.com

https://www.adultwork.com//ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7668141


£120 for 1 hour tantric massage

I have been to see Chloe many times over the last year. She is my go to girl when I want a tantric massage. Despite the occasional visit to Mashas’ establishment in Edgware, I always end up back seeing Chloe. She is the best in my opinion, and I always leave fully satisfied.

On my last visit she mentioned Carol who works there, so I took the plunge and arranged to see Carol. Chloe introduced us and then left us alone to get on with business.

Ground floor room, this time the one with bed as well as the massage table.

I stripped off, as did Carol. Wow, what an amazing body she has. Beautiful curves and a pair of tits and nipples like bullets. Truly incredible. Nice new pictures on her AW profile.

The massage started on my legs and gradually moved to my back. Loads of oil being used. Punters note that it takes a few showers to get the oil off. The massage was okay. Not great, but good enough. There was the occasional breathing into my ear, which I do like, but no cc swipes, or reach unders at this point. She presented little opportunity for me to touch her.

After about 30 mins things took a turn for the better with some glorious reach unders and some nice moaning noises from Carol. Her superb tits massaging my back. Then it was time to turn over.

She started on my legs and slowly moved up to massage my now throbbing cock. She has a great technique. As she moved upwards, I managed to get a suck on these amazing nipples. She then asks if I want anything else. I asked what was available. She said BJ for £20 (but I may have this wrong, could have £50) and sex for £100. I asked about kissing, she said ‘no’, which is a shame, as kissing is something I really enjoy. She said I could have sex for 80, but with only £50 on show, which I left in full view, there was no further negotiation. She did say kissing would be £20 on top of the £100 if I wanted that next time.

Frankly, with a BJ I would have lasted about 30 seconds and FS at £100 for what would have I guess about 10 mins, is not value for money.  And if I go for FS, I want a full hour, not 15 minutes at that price which have been £240 in total.  May be if I see her again, we can do the negotiating up front. I think she would be a great fuck.

She continued to offer a great service. Kissing and lightly biting by nipples, another favourite of mine. However, there was no opportunity to explore her pussy, which was a shame.

Anyway, she finished me off really nicely. Even though I had explained at the beginning that I don’t have a prostate and therefore don’t ejaculate, she was still surprised when she saw no cum. I explained again. I think she understood.

Carol offered a great service and if the price was right, I would have enjoyed a lot more more of her amazing tits and body.

Had the absolute misfortune to see Leila OWO Anal this week: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7496646

The reviews apart from one were glowing. So took the risk. Call her up and went for a hour. The block of flats near the tenpin bowling. It should have struck me. All my punts there have been awful. This one was right at the top!

When the door opened, I was like I have seen this face somewhere! And it turned out to be the dreaded Alessia (from 4 years ago)

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=206621.0

She looked more toned down. But I didnt realise it was her until I got back into the car contemplating on how bad a punt could be and I have seen this face somewhere. Came back and searched and found her!

I had just fucked (??) a girl without:
1. Getting a hug
2. Getting a kiss
3. Without touching her boobs and nipples
4. Without touching her pussy
5. She allowed only my cock to get in - and she was holding it.
6. And I fucked a over stretched pussy - a black hole to be honest!

Paid £160 (£40 for anal) and I couldnt even fuck her ass properly because she only wanted me to fuck her on a spoon position and I find it hard to do it.

I had enough of her, masturbated myself and walked out! She had the audacity to ask me if I was feeling good! Not sure if I am allowed to swear here!

Absolutely fuming!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/rose-thai-massage-one-hour-%C2%A335-in-gateshead-/1361299152

Visited this establishment after reading recent reviews on here - so thanks to those who contributed.

I don't participate much now. So this was a treat!

I sent a text off and got a quick reply offering me a suitable time. Once confirmed I was sent clear instructions on how to find the place and to message again when I arrived. Which I did and as others have said the door was open and a walk straight in, up a steep staircase.

On entering I was met by an attractive Thai lady probably in her 30's and as other's say she was wearing compression bandages on her elbows. I did not get a name. But given the description from others it could have been Hanna/Anna. Straight away she confirmed the time wanted and asked if I wanted HE.

The charge was £35 for an hour plus the £20 extra so £55 all in which I think is very good value.

The massage was very good with her climbing all over me albeit she was fully clothed! Some light scratches as she massaged the top of my legs but no reach under at this point. Which is something with previous masseuse elsewhere I have enjoyed. There was no touching encouraged and I got the impression this was not something she was comfortable with as on the turn over she positioned herself just out of arms reach. However, the massage was to a good standard and clearly trained.

On the turn there was a lot of attention to little me and a lot of oil used. Her technique was excellent and I had an excellent finish.

The amount of oil probably enhanced the finish but others may have an issue as I was cleaned up with towels but no shower offered.

Again as others have said there was no chat during the massage other than instructions to turn over etc. I was ok with this, on this occasion. But it did mean no rapport was built up. Perhaps if a regular this could change

Parking is fine. There is a pub very close by to one of the  parking options that is overlooked. However, plenty of side streets that offer no clue as to where you may be heading.

Would I return? As said, I don't participate very much now. But if I wanted a relaxing massage with HE at a good price, yes I would return.

https://www.adultwork.com/6471915

Location: Apartment in 3 min from Covent Garden Station. Good size room and nice bathroom. Pretty discreet

Communications : Fast via text messages

The girl: She is mid-30 polish girl with light eyes. Small boobs, nice ass. Overall good looking. Speaks good english

The Punt: 1h booking + sub service = £200. DFK, OWO,  Submissive rough sex in various positions, a lot of spanking and spitting on her face. Everything delivered with a smile. A bit of chatting in between sex. Overall a solid service maybe a bit expensive but prices are skyrocketing so can't really complaint. She has a box of toys (ropes, handcuffs..) but did not used them.

Would I return: Yes I had a lot of fun

Ts Viktoria aka Gothic slut

Manchester but she tours all over

Birchplace advert -  https://birchplace.com/profile/63629

Phone number - ‪07718 950714‬

Booking arranged for tonight  (16th May 2024)  Manchester outcall at 19:30

I pre booked her 1 week prior and she asked for a £120 deposit, foolishly I sent her the deposit.

The day before the meet I messaged her to a check she was all good for the booking and I got radio silence.

The day of the punt I text her again and nothing.

10 minutes before the meet she said “I’m with a client bare with”

After this more silence.

 Then…

Attached is her reply.

Avoid! (Yes I know I’m stupid for sending money)


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https://www.adultwork.com/7621669 or https://www.adultwork.com/English%2DLouise

May 2024.

Previous now defunct profiles of Stunning-Paige and Sweetheart.Chloe.  She is notorious for being hit and miss on responding to texts and keeping bookings. I’d tried twice before to book and either got no response or an initial response but then no confirmation of postcode. This was third time lucky and obviously got her on a day where she was feeling more communicative as booking confirmed and address given promptly. Lured in by the hot pictures of an English SP at reasonable prices - but really wish I hadn’t bothered.

Address in Medway area, Kent. House but don’t think she lives there.

On arrival she seemed pleasant and friendly but looked very plain in old clothes and a dirty dressing gown. She is attractive and slim but had made no effort and wore no make-up. Handed over £90 for 30 mins. She doesn’t do OWO nor reverse oral but said she does kissing.

After a freshen up, session began with a quick chat. She was fairly warm to begin with. Started kissing but she only really does light lip kisses and I could smell cigarettes which put me off. Undressed her and then she began the OW. This was bizarre - extremely slow sucking after applying condom with mouth and just continued really slowly up and down with no variety or enthusiasm. Cold mechanical slow oral. Seemed confused when I suggested she continued the oral in a different position with me standing up. After about 3 mins said she couldn’t do much more as her jaw hurt!

Moved onto mish which was nice to begin with but quickly became boring again as she just lay there with no attempt to even feign some enthusiasm. Had her legs over my shoulders and then on her side but she became so cold I actually started losing my erection. Suggested to her we might resume some oral after a condom change as that usually gets me hard again. She looked incredibly confused and offended at such a simple request! So much so she said we would have to wrap up as time was running out. When I politely pointed out there was still 10 mins to go she offered hand relief. I decided to just go with that but requested to cum on her breasts which she allowed. Reasonable finish to a terrible punt.

Definitely one to avoid.

No website to speak of at fingertips. 01782 745490 will get you through to them though.

Amy is a very Milfy lass with a properly nice pair of tits.  And 50 quid will get you half an hour of fun and an extra tenner for Owo.

I would say late 40s and a proper milfs figure with a lovely responsive pussy.  Good deep snogs are the order of business with Amy and her blow jobs are very well delivered and not one to rush you out the door.

Her pussy is nice and she gets lovely and wet if you can tease her pussy nicely and after 20 mins of sucking on my cock I get her bent over in doggy and give it my all.  Well I must admit I don't think I did myself justice and filled the bag a bit too quickly on my last visit but I'll go again and try and improve.  She was well.worth a punt and probably worth a bash at a longer meet. 

Passing through London again and an opportunity to see Kassandra, who had been in my sights for a while, arose at short notice and I decided to take it. Simple half hour for £80.
https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/kassandra/

Comms and venue
Usual slick HOD operation. Rang up to see who was available upon arrival at Victoria. The soonest slots all filled, but plenty of slots to be filled half an hour later. Chose to fill Kassandra’s slot, directed to basement flat again.

Services
I don’t have the full list in front of me but as I was in a moderate hurry decided to keep it simple. Not a lot of kissing action, OWO, RO, protected sex in cowgirl and mish. Reasonable enough array to satisfy.

Girl
The HOD pictures are fairly accurate. Attractive Mediterranean girl, some of you will find very fit. A bit on the skinny side for me and I don’t go for that kind of look especially, but still a great package. Nice pert tits, lovely shaved, clean and fresh pussy. Comparisons with Penelope Cruz seem justified, though as I noted whilst gazing at some adverts on the escalators on the Tube later on, there is also a resemblance to Frankie Bridge from the Perfectil adverts. Friendly, can have a decent conversation.

Action
On this occasion I wasn’t looking for a lengthy session of red hot passion, little more than an extended P&D really, so kept everything quite simple. Welcomed in by Kassandra, freshened up, shown to room, waited a few minutes, down to business. Clothes came off rather quickly for a minute perhaps of standing, naked, kissing and light groping. This didn’t need to last long and onto the bed for some RO. Kassandra has a nice pussy to work on and is reasonably responsive, both through licking and also gentle finger rubbing here and there. Some nice gentle moans of appreciation were heard.

My turn now and some OWO, though thoughtfully a choice of OW/OWO is offered. Highlight of the punt I think. Kassandra approaches from the side and focussed mainly on the tip of what at this point was a very long and hard cock indeed as she seemed to be having the desired effect. Good eye contact too and an opportunity to grope tits etc while being felated. Not that I ever cum from OWO, but I did feel some early sap risings, and so I was quite happy when full sex was suggested, just in case.

Rubbered up and Kassandra eases herself on for a lengthy period of cowgirl. She gets very low down, wrapping her arms and hands around my body. This is good as I can wrap my arms and hands around hers and feel all over the place. It’s very nice, but she angles her head away from mine so although I can hear her gasping with every thrust, I can’t kiss her. Towards the end of the cowgirl session, she gets more upright which is a fine sight.

Change position and mish now and more of the same really, but inverted. To be fair, Kassandra stays quite into it and I am grabbing the bed to provide more grip to some quite vigorous thrusting which might get me over the line, but it is not to be and Kassandra suggested another position, although perhaps if I had got back in the groove I could have done something with the stirrings that I was beginning to feel.

Anyway, what I do fancy doing is shagging her prone bone but I am now not hard enough for entry. With one eye on the time, as I have to be somewhere, I decide that it’s all hands to the pump and so let Kassandra give me a hand job as I lay back down. She does a good job of furiously wanking me but it’s not going to happen so I suggest taking over, and Kassandra suggests that I cum on her tits, so we change positions so that she is lying down, whilst I am wanking with one hand and letting the other stray into all sorts of her intimate places. Before too long a nice arc of jizz has made its way onto Kassandra’s lovely titties to everyone’s satisfaction. Clean up, chat, dress, and out in about 27 minutes, job done.

Summary
No complaints about this one – despite not really being my type, which I sort of knew when making the booking, Kassandra provided a good solid and friendly half hour punt. Could do a lot worse.

https://www.adultwork.com/5991207

Comms: Text sent and had slow replies. No calling until on the street.
Location: Dalry area.
Price: £90/30min (AW prices)

The Meet: Turned up to the street, kept waiting outside for a reply (I was on time). She done the wrong door to size you up thing. Usual hiding behind the door, inside and its not her. Doesn't even resemble the person or share the same figure, I didn't find her attractive enough to stay. Asked where she's from and she replied Brazil, asked where Paola is and she admitted to using her profile to get punters.
This was disappointing as I texted Paola multiple times for a while to get a meet, I've never gotten a reply and this time I was buzzing as she replied, only for me to be disappointed by the B&S.

Overall: The profile has probably been sold or given to a friend. I wouldn't recommend.

When:

This week

Comms:

All done by text and very easy to make a booking. No nonsense.

Venue:

Modern apartment

Fee:

£70 for 30 minutes. Extras available £10 OWO, £20 CIM but not taken

Services:

Full service

Service Provider:

https://www.adultwork.com/7662592

Exactly like her photos with a flirty personality. Very interested in making sure I had a good time.

Speaks and understands English well, friendly and does what she says she'll do with no hassles.

Service:

DFK, blowjob, sex in a few positions and I came in the bag.

Pros:

Great looking, slim woman

Energetic

Cons:

None

Would I return?

Yes

https://www.adultwork.com/3975209

When    April


Where   : chandlers Ford, Southampton (the annex)


Cost      : £100/30min


Comms : All through AW as I requested

I haven't written too much as basically same meet as before

The meet

An

Lots of kissing, covered oral, covered sex in missionary, legs bent over, her riding me. I didn't mind her coconut lube as I had a long shower after

I've been here once before and checking back, I reviewed it in March last year - I thought it was longer ago.
This place is a bit of a conundrum to me. It's spotless, well furbished, the rooms are good sizes, each with a good shower and it has a generally good feel to it. That all said, the service is just a bit weak. This time I saw Coco (she told me her name was Coco, but she often went by other names she said, even when working at the same shop - very confusing for regulars, if there are any). There was another woman working who I didn't see, called Lisa.
I paid £50 for one hour massage - mistake - Coco was happy to take the money, but less keen on delivering a decent massage. It started off reasonably well but I think she lost interest, or lacked energy and after 20 mins or so moved on to tickling my tackle - not unpleasant but I wanted a decent massage. Soon after she initiated discussion about extras and prices. Here (as per my first visit) a period of haggling ensued, which I hate, but her starting prices were way above what I pay elsewhere. Anyway, we settled on £45 for B2B.
Coco is an attractive Chinese lady, probably in her 40's, but possibly not. When I got her naked I could she she had put on a few pounds across the top half, but still had very slender legs. She did however, have a lovely pair of boobs, but wouldn't let me suck her nipples - 'too sensitive'. B2B was disappointing and consisted of more banter than action. I've given this Negative rather than Neutral because although I liked her cheeky nature and banter, the service was just lacking and half hearted.
The shower was excellent and the towel fresh and of a decent size, in fact everything was good about the place except the service, which was below par.
If you do venture to Lily Spa (I won't again) there is a very good coffee shop about 3 doors down the hill, where I enjoyed a very pleasant post event flat white and brownie and reflected on my wasted £95.

http://lilyspaessex.co.uk/

I got a bit bored seeing the same faces on AW so decided to risk a vivastreet

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/hounslow-tw3/new-hot-brunette/326066796

comms
a bit hit and miss- so makes me think its her and she's out shopping etc

Location
A house near hounslow highstreet- hounslow east / bas garage end.
Got her postcode and arranged time. refused to give me the door number and instead waved at me from the window.
So odd.

Lady
Not the girl from the picture. Not full breasts. quite droopy. a slight resembelance - i don't think the pics are out-of-date but rather of her more attractive cousin.

damage
£40 /15mins

service
mechanical -  I think she was less impressed i only stayed for 15.
one postion - didn't ask for another. she didnt restrict my hands.

conclusion
could have easily been a neutral (i mean i only paid £40) but B&S

Walked in without a booking, it was mid week in the afternoon and fairly quiet.

A few girls waiting in reception, I asked who was available and was told Grace was. Paid £40 for the hour and was ushered to one of the rooms upstairs.

Grace followed in shortly. Early twenties. Looked ok, by no means pretty or ugly, just ok looking,  wasn’t really given a choice so went ahead anyway. I usually get really good service here so was expecting a decent massage at least plus some extras.

The massage was aweful. One of the worst I’ve had. No technique and half arsed effort throughout. At one point while doing my back she sat on my leg with all her weight for a good 7-8 minutes which made it fully numb. Terrible, had to point it out for her to shift her weight off it.

Now we know no one really goes there for a massage so I thought to myself let’s get on with the extras. She brought it up and gave me her list, which was more expensive than everyone else I’ve seen there. But anyhow went with b2b for £80 as I usually find it to be best VFM at Hatta and usually get my moneys worth as the girls do a good job.

She asked me to get up and give her the cash upfront. Which is always a mood killer anyway as you get up naked and walk over to fetch the cash. Anyway… cash exchanged and this is where things get worse

Next she took her kit off and just sat on the side of the bed and positioned her body where I couldn’t reach further than her knee. Now this is not what you expect from a b2b. So I asked her to get closer. She shuffled closer but still stayed at the side of the bed and proceeded to give a half arsed handjob. I had to stretch to reach her tits to which she said I can’t touch because they’re sensitive. Next I tried to reach her crotch and she jumped away saying NO not there!

Now I’ve been to Hatta and other massage places many many times. This is not a b2b by any measures so I told her this is just a handjob now you need to get closer to me. She goes no this is how everyone does it and muttered something about not wanting to get oil on herself.

At this point I thought fuck it no point arguing this and just got up got dressed and left. I was so annoyed didn’t even ask for my money back.

One to avoid for sure, now that I’m thinking back to it. It really feels like she scammed me out of 80 quid!

One to avoid for sure. If you’re offered this person ask for someone else or you will have wasted your money.

Never have I in my 65  years come across a worse b2b than this.

BUSTY SEXY ELIZA - Slough

Links:
www.adultwork.com/BUSTY+SEXY+ELIZA
www.adultwork.com/2777605

Profile Name: BUSTY SEXY ELIZA

Date: March 2024

Comms: All on the day. Started with an unanswered call and then all sorted very efficiently by text.

Price: £130 for 1hr, extra £20 for mild dome. Total £150

Venue: Centrally located, private flat. Near the police station.

Service Provider: Eliza was a plump (but no more than that) polish girl with dyed blonde hair. No make-up. Stubbly pussy, stubbly legs. Wearing a corset thing.

Services Provided: Verbal domme, body worship, riding crop, RO, Anal play on me, OWO, HR

The meet:
I found myself at the end of March with an overriding urge to go punting, a max budget £160 and a very fixed time slot for a punt in either Maidenhead or Slough. AW was not offering any options that really grabbed my attention so I lined up three plan Cs to see who could accommodate my timings. Eliza was the first to efficiently respond and get a booking agreed.

Drove to the meet and used some on street meter parking nearby.

Eliza gave precise instructions to her flat. Once inside I got a friendly welcome, we reconfirmed a mild  domination session for 1 hr and I was asked if I wanted a shower. I'd prepped and douched beforehand but took the opportunity for a quick shower and mouthwash.

Eliza was a slightly plump woman with little sign of any make-up that I guess was around 30-ish. Describing her as a girl next door type would be slightly rude to girls next door. I didn't particularly find her attractive, other people may have different opinion, I was glad that I had opted for mild domme instead of GFE.

Mistress Eliza then commanded me to worship her, licking her feet and (errm) stubbly legs. On all fours I was teased with a riding crop - I do enjoy it when they rub the crop around my anus and balls - before being "forced" to give her RO. I lapped furiously at her stubbly pussy (it turns out I'm all fine with pussy stubble, but I don't like stubbly legs). The service continued with some more edging and anal play before OWO and HR to finish me off.

To me the whole experience was pretty unremarkable (am really struggling to remember details just a few weeks later) and felty like it was all over quite quick.

Once I had finished there was a good ten plus minutes of chat. I was sated, not really finding Eliza attractive, and not finding the chat interesting. I eventually got myself out.

Conclusion:
I don't think I clicked with Eliza. She provided a perfectly reasonable service, certainly everything that was advertised and agreed upon was delivered. I was across the threshold and out in 55 minutes, so wasn't conned for time, but I did pay to hear an average looking 30 year old woman discuss the trivialities of her life for more than 10 minutes.

I won't need to return.

Hi,
Not punted in a long time, but saw an interesting couple profile.

Texts exchanged during the day, making arrangements, all answered quickly.

Visited them at a hotel just off the M4. This was a Splash and Dash bukkake quicky.
When I entered the room, Raquel was sucking one gentleman, and another was wanking whilst watching. I quickly undressed, and started wanking and fondling her.
There was quite a bit of swapping around, but in general I was happy watching.
I think both had a turn fucking (certainly one did).
After they had both cum over her, I got closer. The other two left the room, whilst I was being sucked. I eventually came too.

It was very enjoyable, and very relaxed. Nice chat as I dressed.

I may well visit again before they leave.

www.adultwork.com/6607476

Hi All

I had the pleasure to meet Curvy Sensation and had an excellent happy ending massage.

www.adultwork.com/7783362

The place was clean with a large double bed where the massage was provided.  Lots of French kissing and smiles from her.

Baby oil was applied on my back providing much needed back ache relief which she continued to massage my buttocks , and back of thighs. 

We briefly chatted but I was so relaxed and horny and when I turned over, she began to massage my chest and tummy as my cock saluted her , and perfect timing she began stroking  and playing with my balls.

I managed one shot , but she wasn’t pressing for time and if I had the energy I’d have stayed for a second pop.

She cleaned me up with baby wipes .  A shower was offered, but I didn’t hang about. 

A positive experience and if I’m in the area again, no qualms for a return massage.

https://www.adultwork.com/2012518 or https://www.adultwork.com/katy77

I spent some time looking back at my old reviews and found that most of the WGs are no longer on AW but that Katy was still working.  I reviewed her in 2015 and saw her a few times back then.  Never a Premier League WG as she lacked the something special of a Hanna Lorde or similar but she was pleasant, decent attitude and reliable.  Also at the time a handy location for me in the city centre, now in NG8.  Generally good value which at her current pricing of £70 (30mins) and £120 (hour) is still the case IMO.

Anyway I thought I would for old times sake and booked a half an hour via AW for a sunny afternoon meeting.  I get the impression that she is not on AW that often now and comms can be hit and miss - no chance of a short notice booking these days.

Age stated as 45 which is perhaps a little "optimistic" but probably not way out.

The house is easy to find and clean.  Felt safe, both for me and for the car left nearby.  Plenty of free street parking.

Attitude remains good and she is chatty.  She has put on some timber since I last saw her - not as much as I have since 2015 but I am not expecting anyone to pay for time with my body!  Still attractive but with the "for her age" caveat.  To be shallow for a minute - still nice tits and arse to get hold off!

She was straight onto the bed, I prefer some initial action standing up "to get to know each other" but that was not happening.  She worked well on me to get me fired up and there was some very good OWO, well lots of it to be honest!  Her tits used to be too firm, clearly not natural, and that has very much improved.  We did some covered sex but I was not getting there and she did a great job of finishing me off with hand and mouth - OWO but no CIM.

Big downside is that she clearly does not like to kiss and there was no snogging.  Strange as she will use her mouth on the rest of your body!

Last time I said it was a mixed bag but I rated positive because "for £60 to get a long 30 minutes with an pretty blond with a good body who knows what she is doing and sucks cock like a good un is worth a positive".  This time I think with less of the pretty and not such a great body I will move to a neutral given as well the lack of kissing. 

https://www.adultwork.com/6623814 https://www.adultwork.com/Kent+Rosie

Gillingham Kent 1 hour in call £120

Contact via AW message and promptly replied , agreed on suitable time and told to text to confirm a couple of hours before . Did this and was sent the postcode and road name where she is and told to text when there for house number .
When I arrived and was parking up I spotted a bloke in his car opposite typing on his phone , then as I was doing the same he got out and was obviously looking for a door number (and I think we can all spot another punter punting) and get let in on knocking a door . Surprise , surprise I got no response from my text and a follow up text 5 minutes later . Tried dialling her number and straight to answer phone , so she obviously does whoever gets there first wins  . Explains why she won't accept bookings via AW to avoid getting negative feedback from no doubt all the punters she fucks about , the lack of reviews on here should have rang my alarm bells . Oh well she lost out on an hours fee from me so was the biggest looser .

Popped in to sample the delights of Patti, a polish therapist at Bamboo Natural Therapy near Kings Cross: https://www.bamboonaturaltherapy.co.uk/

She works on Wednesday, and I booked an hour with her as a walk-in. Physically, she's a size 12 - 14 with a big bum and a nice rack (guessing 36DD). Facially a little frightening, but bubbly personality.
Massage on the average to poor side, but on the turn she asked about extra's and offered B2B for £80. I know that's a little higher than the going rate but didn't want to start a negotiation.

However, she got naked, jumped on the table and then with her back to me as I sat on the table, she directed my hands towards her pussy asking if I could make her cum. After a few minutes finger-blasting with one, then two fingers deep inside she started shuddering and came pretty convincingly. Earlier posts had written of her squirting, but I didn't see any of this.

After 5 minutes rest and a little play, I asked if i could watch her masturbate which she willing agreed to - lying back on the bed and then making herself cum one more time (with my assistance). Then she decided it was my turn for pleasure, lay me down and in a combination of hand/breast massage gave me a good solid pop.

Overall was there around an hour, and enjoyed my time with her. There are better available, but for a fun girl, who's very sexual and needs her orgasms, this was a good experience which I may repeat if I'm in the area on a Wednesday.

Have seen this one a few times since her reemergence recently.
Chose to forget the scatty manner and bullshit stories as the blowjob was memorable.
As requested, here is my review.

The lady

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7694620

Comms:

Terrible comms from this one. Hear nothing for days then completely out of the blue she will text you offering bareback for an extra £100, presumably trying to drum up business when she’s skint.
Seems to ignore requests and constantly makes up excuses for why she can’t work.

Location/venue:

Skanky council flat in high rise in Ashford. Flat is an absolute tip and reeks of weed. Be careful as you will leave there stinking like a walking joint. Offered dirty sofa or dirty bed for action to take place.

The meet:

Arranged time and day after being given the run around. Time kept changing and then I was asked to bring wet wipes and she’d refund the cost. Got there and was told number and just to walk in as door was open. Hit by stench of weed as soon as I walked in and garage music so loud I couldn’t hear her talk. Ushered to sofa and the incessant talking began. Just jumping from bizarre subject to outrageous stories. Mental health issues and self harming evidence clear on her arms. I should have just walked then. She stripped off to reveal a cracking little body to be fair. Great blowjob, although she did stop mid flow to moan about her ex and neighbours!
Literally as soon as I was done I was dressed and out of there.

Fees:

£80 for 30mins. Told me £70 on phone and then said she’d made a mistake and her prices had gone up.

Positives:

Cracking little body
Willing and eager to please
Great blowjob

Negatives

Barebacker
Flat stinks of weed and is dirty
Scatty nightmare
Messages you out of the blue.

Would I return:

Definitely not!

Breeze Thai
237 Ashley Rd, Poole BH14 9DS
https://breezethaimassageandspa.com/
07888674342

The green run comes to an end. Strong negative if that's a thing, guess my expectations were way out, if just after a HJ then it's probably neutral/positive territory.

Was so fucking horny with limited time, these were the first people to answer. Whattsap'd them (link on their site) and made a booking.

£55 for 1hr massage. Anna is pretty Thai girl, , 30-40 (so hard to gauge), slim, toned, B cups, heavily inked, one between her tits, matching on her collarbones, super smoothly shaved. She's new(ish) here, recently from Exeter way I think she said.

Lay down and had nice 30 minutes sensual relaxing teasing massage, flipped and was offered HJ for £40, topless £60 and B2B for £80, "you want this body all over you, wink", thought fuck it b2b lets go (just had windfall on a scratchcard and had beer in me sorrrrry). She stripped to reveal pretty decent toned body, she has an amazing ass, she poured the oil and jumped on straddling me and started jerking me off... went to put her tit in my mouth and that's where it started going downhill.  No tits allowed in my mouth!! She turned around her beautiful pussy over my face as she's massaging my dick with her tits, tongue went straight in there and again, "no licking, cheeky man!"!! Slid my fingers over her clit, "no fingers, no touching cheeky man"!  Yeah, I got fucking fleeced    She carried on in that position whilst I slapped that ass, pulling her cheeks apart and massaging as close as I could to arouse me and not get in trouble, that's some damn fine ass, offered her £100 to fuck but obviously "no cheeky man". She turned around, strandled in CG but was miles away, wanted to finish on her tits but "no cum on my body". Came hard with her technique but was frustrated having paid mad money for not the naughtiness I needed.  Offered a shower but she didn't wanna shower with me so didn't bother.

If you just want a HJ and a fit little Thai doing it then go for it but don't give her £40 for that.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/dudley-dy2/new-hot-sexy-thai-gina--07301155404-/327590584

A weak positive on this one from me, I didn't fancy her at all so almost went neutral but her service was decent so that seemed harsh given that looks are subjective.

Meet happened a few days ago. I was local to Dudley and had the horn so looked what was about and found two Thais working from the ropey block of flats near the leisure centre. The other one looked better and had videos on her ad but she wasn't available so Gina was my plan B. Her pictures are horribly airbrushed so the screenshot here is the one that I think best represents her body shape.

Anyway, fired off a text and got the reply with prices and extras etc. From memory the rate was £70 for 30 mins and extras were 20 for owo, 30 for a facial or CIM and 50 for anal. I could be wrong though as I've deleted the messages. She said she was available but only if I could get there in 5 mins as she had another booking coming up. On that basis I managed to get her to agree to just a blow & go with Owo and a facial finish for £50 all in.

Entered the flat and while facially she wasn't really what I'd go for I did think she'd be better if she made the effort with some make up. Reasonable English and a nice quirky personality like a lot of Thai girls have. Her body was good, definitely not gym fit and had some hourglass curves. Things are starting to go a bit south but she was still sexy in her own way. She had a nice big ass too.

She stripped and got me totally naked on the bed. What came then was a soft and slow DT session that I was not expecting. She took me up to the hilt and played with my balls throughout. After 10 minutes I blew my load over her face. The first blast went up her nose which admittedly I found funnier than she did, but to be fair to her she took the rest without moving. After a quick clean up I was on my way feeling satisfied but also questioning why I just paid a woman I wouldn't look twice at in the street to suck my dick 

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Location - nice but small room in a hotel about equidistant from Bayswater and Queensway stations.

Comms - I've had great experiences with the booking process with Maxes over the years.  A quick phone call to book, then call on the day to confirm and get the address.  YMMV but I always have good experiences with this.

The WG - Chrishell is a smoking hot northern lass.  I would say around 25 maybe slightly younger.  She spends time in the gym - absolutely lovely arse, slim waist, (natural) tits were a nice handful.  She was tanned, and had very soft blonde peach fuzz all over her body.  Facially she was just as the photos.

Services: LFK, decent attempt at OWO, and with a little lube she was very willing in multiple positions.  Clean towel provided for the shower.

Would I see again - she's fucking gorgeous and I enjoyed myself, but I need a little more at £400 for an hour.  Take from that what you will.  If you want to fuck a girl way out of your league and that's it, definitely see her.  If you are looking for a bit more emotional connection or something more sexually aggressive/adventurous, this is not your girl.


https://www.maxeslondonescorts.co.uk/girls/chrishell/