Lasting longer, Shooting more, Bigger penis.

[love2pay123]

Hi guys.

This post is all about lasting longer.

Some times thinking about daddy, grandma, mother, dogs and cats does not work.

If we all had the mental powers we would be jedi knights and we are not.

So lets talk about things which work without effort.

Method one.

1 glass of milk
2 table spoons of honey

mix and drink everyday. You will notice during masturbation and sex things have changed. Best to drink everyday and keep drinking. Cheap and effective. Now if you have cerarl everyday then add honey to the milk. Either way milk and honey are the key ingredents. Have it with your burger. Who cares. It works. Its been done all over Asia for thousands of years.

Method two.

1 glass of milk
2 table spoons of honey
dried dates
almounds (soaked over night, pealed and crushed)

this works too. Every bridgroom on his wedding night is given this drink in a large 1 liter glass. Everyone Asian country does this. It is the custom. Why? Wedding night and sex. Think no more.

Method 3.

25% water melon
50% lemon or lime
5 to 6 strawberries
1 liter of water.

This method is longer, you need a food processor or a smoothe maker. This is very powerful. However you may not want to spend the money or wash up as it is a hasel. This has many other health benefits.

Now with all these methods one thing is imporant. Do them. They work. They are time tested. Easy and cheap.

Freaquency of sex is imporant. The more you do it the better you become. If you are having sex once a month dont ecpect to last hours on end. On the other hand having sex 3 times a week and I promice you wont be coming so soon.

BEST METHOD.

1 tablespoon of barley grass.
1 tablespoon of wheat grass.
2 spoons of honey
5 dates
5 almonds
1.5 liters of water.
2 bananas
1 apple

get a basic smoothe maker or food processor from ebay or something £10.
both grasses and honey is £20
dates and almonds and bananas and apples are £15.

whole months supply.

Add the both grasses into the processor.
Add honey.
Add 1 small glass or cup of cold water.
Mix for 20 seconds.
Add the almonds and dates.
Mix for 20 seconds.
Add cut apple.
Add banana in small pieces.
Add 1 large class of cold water.
Process for 20 seconds.
Now add hot water slowly with the lid of and the processor running. Noting will fly out. Slowly is the key. Letting out the steam because heat kills the good stuff from all the above ingredients.

Once it is made. Drink it all slowly or fast either way having notiing inbetween.

You will find your erections are stronger, longer and you last longer.
You will find your skin and hair are in better shape.
You will find yourself more alert, energatic, and sharp.
You will find you are detoxed and full of postivity.
Your baldder, heart, liver and brain in better shape.

You will find this is the best breakfast you can ever have. And for me this is breakfast, lunch and late afternoon snack. Total cost per day is less then £1.

please note. When you begin you will poop 3 times a day from all the fiber. And you will wee wee 4 times. Then soon after you will find once you drink it. You will poop within 30 minutes. Once a day and wee wee twice a day.

Share your thoughts.

Ali

[Sailormack]

The last time I tried that diet it cost me over 300 quid in bog roll.

Never again 

[LL]

What the fuck?!  Do you actually believe that shit?  Your subject line reads like spam filling up the inbox of the email account I use to register on porn sites     Then I look inside and it reads like Deliah fucking Smith's post-Christmas detox diet.

Oh and your repeated use of the term wee wee just creeps me out!   

[jcdmj12]

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[love2pay123]

I understand.

Kindly note i am 33 and spoken to many people.

done alot of research.

you think 3rd world has £3 to £7 to spend on pills?

they do what i listed above.

the best method i have been using for years.

And guess what! Pay a professional and he will charge you £180 to get that breakfast.

£180 + inflation and 2 appointments i bet now its £300.

just use milk and honey bro. it works. it works for 4 billion people.

[Jvosta]

I think someone has been smoking crack

[LL]

"Whole month's supply".
Are you telling me that milk-honey-banana-shit concoction is gonna last a month?!  I'll give it 3 days before there's mould floating in it.

[Stealthshagger]

1) lasting long. Why would you want to? You pay for time. In social life, just do it as many times as you want.
2) bigger penis rules out anal with the few who still let you do it
3) shooting more? Goodbye facials as an option. My last bad punt I had asked for and confirmed facials. She was fine with it she said. We started with owo and decided facial for first pop. Fine she says. I empty the man silo on her face..after the first squirt she says mms second stream enough third she says oh my eyes. The rest of the punt (45 minutes) she had red sore eyes and asked me every few seconds if I was finished yet. I said let's take a break for you to clean more thoroughly. Oh no, she's fine baby. Am I done yet?

Thanks but I don't want to shoot more, last longer or a bigger dick.  When I come is the perfect time for me every time. My dick is the right size for me to have fun, and when my Moby Dick "there she blows", it's just the right amount me thinks (Eva disagrees, but she should have kept her eyes close. I can't stop jettisoning the kids half way through).  So I'm fine from my end. If people want to get a boner faster, I get it. Stamina in terms of energy, I get it.refraction period reduction, I get it. Otherwise, enjoy things as they are.  Why worry? Or even drink drinks that will give you diarrhoea?

[Stealthshagger]

I understand.

Kindly note i am 33 and spoken to many people.

done alot of research.

you think 3rd world has £3 to £7 to spend on pills?

they do what i listed above.

the best method i have been using for years.

And guess what! Pay a professional and he will charge you £180 to get that breakfast.

£180 + inflation and 2 appointments i bet now its £300.

just use milk and honey bro. it works. it works for 4 billion people.

When you say you have spoken to people...what kind do you mean?

[akauya]

When you say you have spoken to people...what kind do you mean?

I think he means the voices in his head 

[abdul]

Bananas are on my daily menu, and work fine for me but not always.

[Stealthshagger]

Bananas are on my daily menu, and work fine for me but not always.

Is that comment in the right thread?

[Sailormack]

Is it just my imagination or have a few fucking weirdo nutcases joined UKP recently 

 

[Dani]

you think 3rd world has £3 to £7 to spend

In that case I doubt they can afford food processors or £30 a month on fruit if they can't afford a few quid for a pill

[Stealthshagger]

They do also make them. Where third world are we talking?. India has bypassed copyright and intellectual property to make medicine available, for example.  I don't  think china is keen on your concoction, frankly. Most of the problems in the third world are regarding condoms, general healthcare etc not the blue pill.

[CBPaul]

I understand.

Kindly note i am 33 and spoken to many people.

done alot of research.

you think 3rd world has £3 to £7 to spend on pills?

they do what i listed above.

the best method i have been using for years.

And guess what! Pay a professional and he will charge you £180 to get that breakfast.

£180 + inflation and 2 appointments i bet now its £300.

just use milk and honey bro. it works. it works for 4 billion people.

So 2/3 of the worlds population drink this - don't think so.

Besides, the third world would be spending more than £3 a day on the ingredients, better of buying the 'tablets'

If you want to last longer try my tip - have a wank in the shower beforehand.

[smiths]

Is it just my imagination or have a few fucking weirdo nutcases joined UKP recently 

 

No definitely an increase in fruit and nut cases unfortunately, thats a by-product of increasing popularity of course.

[abdul]

Is that comment in the right thread?

I think banana was mentioned by the poster who started this thread.

[love2pay123]

I think someone has been smoking crack

Best method might not work for you. After you have googled milk and honey. almounds and dates explain where the crack comes into all this?

use brains dont be brainless. have you seen the side effects of pills?

if you can prove milk + honey + almounds + dates do not help with male sexual health then i will delte my post.

or else please people note hes a troll

Ali

[love2pay123]

So 2/3 of the worlds population drink this - don't think so.

Besides, the third world would be spending more than £3 a day on the ingredients, better of buying the 'tablets'

If you want to last longer try my tip - have a wank in the shower beforehand.

milk + honey has been a staple diet for many asains for almost 2000 years.

milk honey and almounds are given to kids from 2 to 12 in asain countries.

can you speak for 2/3's? i can i am 33 year old Asain with active intrest in alternertive medicine and remerdies.

what are your qulifications to rubbish my post?

dont be a troll or a fool.

drink milk and honey its good for you

Ali

[love2pay123]

No definitely an increase in fruit and nut cases unfortunately, thats a by-product of increasing popularity of course.

please do not troll and insult sitting behind a pc.

go google and rubbish what i have said or else if you got nothing good to say shut up.

Ali

[Stealthshagger]

I think banana was mentioned by the poster who started this thread.

Lol, I meant it as a harmless joke.

[Stealthshagger]

milk + honey has been a staple diet for many asains for almost 2000 years.

milk honey and almounds are given to kids from 2 to 12 in asain countries.

can you speak for 2/3's? i can i am 33 year old Asain with active intrest in alternertive medicine and remerdies.

what are your qulifications to rubbish my post?

dont be a troll or a fool.

drink milk and honey its good for you

Ali

To be fair that is as much for nutrition as anything. The fats of the milk, sugars of honey, vitamins etc of milk, not to mention proteins and calcium etc is addressing energy and micro and macro nutrients with local staples. It is not to make people last longer or get bigger cocks. Increase in fluids tends to translate into more ejaculate, as it reflects hydration levels. As it is high in protein, it would also reflect not having a shortage of protein or amino acids in the diet. None of this is for sexual performance.

Children in Britain used to get milk in school. Not for the reasons you mentioned though.

If you want to be serious about lasting longer, work on anaerobic ability. The limiting factor is genetic ( see the vo2 max calculations, for a start). Orgasms are a muscular spasm. Do the maths. Other factors are mental. Increased blood flow gives the impression of a bigger boner, but it is just more engorged. This is achieved through fitness, health of circulatory system, vasodilator levels and haemodilatory levels. The only way sugars form honey would help is in addressing blood pressure as it is influenced by relative concentrations of free moving blood ( free moving in the osmotic sense re particle density).

Bigger cock...dream on or get a pump for temporary victory.

Not to give away too much of myself, but I do know the science.

Milk and honey ain't science.

[smiths]

please do not troll and insult sitting behind a pc.

go google and rubbish what i have said or else if you got nothing good to say shut up.

Ali

Where do you people dig yourselves up from, posting complete and utter bollocks and you call me a troll.

[Gordo987]

Where do you people dig yourselves up from, posting complete and utter bollocks and you call me a troll.

At the risk of repeating myself - +1

[fredpunter]

I guess if there's 4 billion of them something must be working.

But Asia is a big place, can you be more specific? I understand that until very very recently the chinese (and possibly the japanese as well) ate virtually no dairy products past infancy - so that's a fair chunk of asians who aren't drinking milk and honey. So which asians are drinking it?

[wristjob]

I thought I was on the wrong forum for a minute there.

[monkeybucket]

Milk isnt great for you...full of sugar ( Lactose )

[Sedlmayer]

Is it just my imagination or have a few fucking weirdo nutcases joined UKP recently 

 

 

[mattylondon]

Is it just my imagination or have a few fucking weirdo nutcases joined UKP recently 
 

He's a fruit and nutcase. Probably trying to make his cum taste sweet! 

[Festisio]

If everyone in Asia does that why do so many of them have still small cocks? (I am basing this from hearing many, many prossies say this)

[CatBBW]

What if you're lactose intolerant? What if your lady doesn't like the taste of curdled milk? What if you can't afford fresh wheatgrass?

Where CAN you get fresh wheatgrass? Only ever seen it in powder form (not very nutritious) and juiced form (VERY expensive!).

[Dani]

There is nothing in milk and honey that would make you cum more, last longer or make your cock grow although both are good for your health in small amounts (honey is full of sugars so not too good for you in large amounts).  To do the latter and make your cock get bigger you would need growth hormones. 
To make more cum you just need to drink more fluids.  The better hydrated you are the more cum you are likely to produce.  Hence when dehydrated you don't produce much at all.
Lasting longer is down to practise although alcohol or any other stimulant can make you last longer but not recommended

It is a case of someone hearing an old wives tale and believing in it 100% without actually having any factual evidence then passing it on as fact

It would be no different me saying eating rice makes your cock grow and that is why so many people all over the world eat rice.  It is not true but it sounds like a great idea

[CBPaul]

If everyone in Asia does that why do so many of them have still small cocks? (I am basing this from hearing many, many prossies say this)

  Good point, well made.

[CBPaul]

milk + honey has been a staple diet for many asains for almost 2000 years.

milk honey and almounds are given to kids from 2 to 12 in asain countries.

can you speak for 2/3's? i can i am 33 year old Asain with active intrest in alternertive medicine and remerdies.

what are your qulifications to rubbish my post?

dont be a troll or a fool.

drink milk and honey its good for you

Ali

Are you seriously calling me a troll ?   

Your defense is basically to call anyone who disagrees with you a troll, pathetic. Look the definition up and then take a long hard look in the mirror. Whilst ypou are at it look at a another word - quackery

I am criticizing your inept maths but as you mention it, it is your post and most of believe it to be utter rubbish. You prove your point. Show us conclusive proof that Asian men on this diet have a bigger than average penis, ejaculate an above average volume of semen and take longer to ejaculate than their non-asian counterparts.

The onus is on you to prove it.

[Horizontal pleasures]

OCD

[Stealthshagger]

OCD

OCD can be treated. You need some milk, some honey,.....

[Ali Katt]

Milk isnt great for you...full of sugar ( Lactose )

Yep. It's effectively junk, all of the fat is digested anyway, it does contain calcium, but if you take vitamin tablets it's not needed. Loads of vegans don't take dairy and live healthy.

Honey AFAIK is an antiseptic, but as said high in natural sugar. Good for an energy boost and a healthier alternative to jam, but as a cure for impotence - total BS.

The fact is you are either born with a big penis or not. It's called the genetic lottery and that is real.

[maxxblue]

Yep. It's effectively junk, all of the fat is digested anyway, it does contain calcium, but if you take vitamin tablets it's not needed. Loads of vegans don't take dairy and live healthy.

Honey AFAIK is an antiseptic, but as said high in natural sugar. Good for an energy boost and a healthier alternative to jam, but as a cure for impotence - total BS.

The fact is you are either born with a big penis or not. It's called the genetic lottery and that is real.

Not quite!

Dr Long (yes, it's his real name) has pioneered a penis-lengthening technique - see link below:

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[dilettante]

1 tablespoon of barley grass.
1 tablespoon of wheat grass.
2 spoons of honey
5 dates
5 almonds
1.5 liters of water.
2 bananas
1 apple

get a basic smoothe maker or food processor from ebay or something £10.
both grasses and honey is £20
dates and almonds and bananas and apples are £15.

whole months supply.

Add the both grasses into the processor.
Add honey.
Add 1 small glass or cup of cold water.
Mix for 20 seconds.
Add the almonds and dates.
Mix for 20 seconds.
Add cut apple.
Add banana in small pieces.
Add 1 large class of cold water.
Process for 20 seconds.
Now add hot water slowly with the lid of and the processor running. Noting will fly out. Slowly is the key. Letting out the steam because heat kills the good stuff from all the above ingredients.

Once it is made. Drink it all slowly or fast either way having notiing inbetween.

You will find your erections are stronger, longer and you last longer.
You will find your skin and hair are in better shape.
You will find yourself more alert, energatic, and sharp.
You will find you are detoxed and full of postivity.
Your baldder, heart, liver and brain in better shape.

You will find this is the best breakfast you can ever have. And for me this is breakfast, lunch and late afternoon snack. Total cost per day is less then £1.

  I used to have a book with a whole load of stuff like this in - this is the only one I would have as I don't drink milk (it's for babies, innit?) though I also don't have breakfast and this is on the fiddly side, does my head in.  You can get dried grasses from Holland and Barrett in the UK, growing your own and juicing them is something I've not got onto yet.

A quote from the erstwhile book - "If a man is married, and he wants to stay married, he should somehow contrive to consume two raw garlic cloves per day."  - the point being, it generates semen (the selenium), and therefore sufficient libido to keep the missus happy.  Though can't see it going down well with the average WG (unless she's French).

There's an urban myth that bananas are good for performing as they help relax you, could apply to sex too.  Due to the levels of adrenalin produced you don't really need to eat beforehand, so probably applies to punting too, fruit and nuts before a punt would do for me, decent meal after.

But if you're on a diet of burgers, crisps and coke forget it, you may as well scoff as it'll be useless for you.

[dilettante]

What if you're lactose intolerant? What if your lady doesn't like the taste of curdled milk? What if you can't afford fresh wheatgrass?

Where CAN you get fresh wheatgrass? Only ever seen it in powder form (not very nutritious) and juiced form (VERY expensive!).

You can get various 'growing kits' - v expensive, eg

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... or a general "automatic sprouter"

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Then you'd need a specialist juicer - another £100.

So you don't think the dried ones are any good?  I've got a dehydrator, it's supposed to retain all the nutrition for years, an alternative to freezing.

[CatBBW]

You can get various 'growing kits' - v expensive, eg

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... or a general "automatic sprouter"

External Link/Members Only

Then you'd need a specialist juicer - another £100.

So you don't think the dried ones are any good?  I've got a dehydrator, it's supposed to retain all the nutrition for years, an alternative to freezing.

I'm all into dehydrating, it was the ready powdered/bought in powdered form ones I was querying. You can't guarantee goodness. At least if you grow and dehydrate your own then you can control the quality.

All still rather expensve though.

[valdishere]

Is it just my imagination or have a few fucking weirdo nutcases joined UKP recently 

 

Sure have, abdul de bull bull.... going at strong

[andrei]

can anyone tell me why this guy is still here?

[gorge]

I've tried this .. it doesn't work - I can still only squirt  a pint from my 14" penis.

[Stealthshagger]

I've tried this .. it doesn't work - I can still only squirt  a pint from my 14" penis.

The symbol for millimetres is mm. If the pint was yellow I dare say you just pissed yourself. Maybe drink less milk and honey or do some kegels?

[tbrad]

what a useless thread.

[Stealthshagger]

what a useless thread.

Yes, and ever expanding.

[a10]

I've tried this .. it doesn't work - I can still only squirt  a pint from my 14" penis.

I imagine gorge was being sarcastic.

[Stealthshagger]

Yes, so do I.