Cummunative Errors - misinterpreting meanings on punts

[Ali Katt]

I had one with about seventh girl I saw who was my first parlour girl. She said "do you do reverse oral"? I said "of course I do". She got on top of me and sat on my face, I thought she meant she would lie upside down on the edge of the bed and let me face fuck, I didn't know it meant what I called 69. I hadn't heard the term before.

[TomTank]

      

[imtheman]

What does communative mean?

[Ali Katt]

What does communative mean?

I deliberately mispelt communicative (and I wanted to include the word cum), it's called irony.

[RedKettle]

I said in an RB, as I always do, that I will cum once near the end of the hour. She interpreted that as I wanted to finish within 20 minutes so she could dash to her next one.

[Ali Katt]

I said in an RB, as I always do, that I will cum once near the end of the hour. She interpreted that as I wanted to finish within 20 minutes so she could dash to her next one.

Funny for us, but not for you.

[RedKettle]

In one of my early punts I was very naive about sex and pretty much unaware of anal other than for gay men. This girl had a lovely bum and I made a comment about wanting to play with it, by which I meant running my hands over it and giving a squeeze or two. Oh my god did she have a go at me, I had no idea why at the time. Later realised she thought I was trying for something not on her list....

[WARSZAWA16]

On one of my first visits to a wg she asked me if I wanted some French. Naively and innocently I didn't have a clue what she was talking about so just said "yes please". I couldn't believe it when she started sucking my cock!   

[Waterhouse]

What  does communative mean?

I deliberately mispelt communicative (and I wanted to include the word cum), it's called irony.

"What we have here is a failure to cuminacave."   

[RedKettle]

On one of my first visits to a wg she asked me if I wanted some French. Naively and innocently I didn't have a clue what she was talking about so just said "yes please". I couldn't believe it when she started sucking my cock!

Much better than if she had then said Bonjour...........

[imtheman]

I deliberately mispelt communicative (and I wanted to include the word cum), it's called irony.

Really? 

[Home Alone]

I deliberately mispelt communicative (and I wanted to include the word cum), it's called irony.

I hate to quote the kids @ you, Ali but, "Whatevva." 

[winkywanky]

"What we have here is a failure to cuminacave."   

 

[Gordon Bennett]

On my second or third punt I was still very nervous and after we finished fucking and were dressing she asked me if I wanted some feedback. I thought fucking hell, I freely admit to being pretty shit at sex but do I really need some shagging tips right now? I shuffled about and half-heartedly said errrrrr, go on then and fully expected her to say don't dribble so much, be gentler with nipples and go a bit easier on clitties. She just said okey doke, I'll pop on Adultwork and leave some later - leave me some back babes!
I know it sounds obvious in hindsight but at that time I genuinely thought she meant some instant performance related feedback!

[bhudda]

 

[Bonker]

Scene  Polish girl. Fresh from Warsaw. Mid fuck. Cowgirl.
Me: I want you to talk dirty.
Pause...
Long pause. Stopped bouncing up and down on me. Then.
She : oh, dirty dirty dirty.
Huge guffaw exploded out of me. Hips jerked up in reflex smashing our pubic bones together.
She : Argh! Wot you do!

Still chuckling when I drove home.

[winkywanky]

Was she new in the town by any chance? 

[Ali Katt]

Scene  Polish girl. Fresh from Warsaw. Mid fuck. Cowgirl.
Me: I want you to talk dirty.
Pause...
Long pause. Stopped bouncing up and down on me. Then.
She : oh, dirty dirty dirty.
Huge guffaw exploded out of me. Hips jerked up in reflex smashing our pubic bones together.
She : Argh! Wot you do!

Still chuckling when I drove home.

Another punter told me Polish girls don't get dirty talk. I haven't seen one for years for though.

[Home Alone]

Another punter told me Polish girls don't get dirty talk.

Not just Polish girls. 

[Ali Katt]

Not just Polish girls. 

Nah. Not had too many issues with British girls, only had one who wouldn't take to it and I was maybe a bit too full on for her.

[Home Alone]

Well, in that case, you're a luckier punter than I am, Ali.

I find it a real turn-on, but have real difficulty in finding a WG who "doesn't feel comfortable" - a phrase I've heard so often - talking dirty.

[Ali Katt]

Well, in that case, you're a luckier punter than I am, Ali.

I find it a real turn-on, but have real difficulty in finding a WG who "doesn't feel comfortable" - a phrase I've heard so often - talking dirty.

Do you mean uncomfortable in this quote? or feels comfortable?

[The Owl]

The biggest miscommunication I experienced was a prossie who claimed to like all positions for sex so long as it was just doggy. 

[Home Alone]

See what happens when you post at a time in the morning when you should be fast asleep? You mis-communicate!

A lesson to be learned there, methinks.

[winkywanky]

The biggest miscommunication I experienced was a prossie who claimed to like all positions for sex so long as it was just doggy. 

That's fair enough, there's Alsatian, Labrador and Poodle for starters...

[Derrick101]

That's fair enough, there's Alsatian, Labrador and Poodle for starters...

How low can you get!!
Well..... I've had a chihuahua. 

[Ali Katt]

See what happens when you post at a time in the morning when you should be fast asleep? You mis-communicate!

A lesson to be learned there, methinks.

I think this part was missing, it's the double negative that confused my pedantic brain:

I find it a real turn-on, but have real difficulty in finding a WG who doesn't say she "doesn't feel comfortable" - a phrase I've heard so often - talking dirty.

Grammar lesson aside and getting back to topic. Dirty talk is an absolutely massive turn on for me, probably even more so than a snowball or having feet in my mouth. I've had one where I thought I've given the girl a lot to work with, but she didn't say much back and one were I called the girl "a dirty slut" and she looked a bit angry so didn't pursue that avenue - the other stuff I said to her was fine though. It's very rare I do humiliation talk and even then I am playful with it and OK with receiving a little bit back, also name calling like slut I don't do often. I can't do dirty talk without swearing though.