thinner white cum

[micklad]

Hey all.

Hope all is well with you all in the world

Just a quick one for us guys. What do you do to make your cum whiter and thinner in consistency..??  Any advice/information..??

Thanks

[Randy Mcknob]

What colour is it at the moment?

[vw]

 

Do you mean thinner in terms of viscosity ?

[Sailormack]

I assume that this is for your home movie cumshot compliation?

Why not add milk and mix it with your excessively thick off white cum, place it in  a squeezy bottle and attach a straw to the bottle. Then tape the straw underneath your cock using flesh coloured micropore tape so the camera can't pick it up.

You then get your gay bestie to hold the bottle and squeezie from behind (while stroking your ass no doubt) at the appropriate opportune  moment.

Please remember to upload to Xhamster and link on here so we can give you marks out of 10.

[mrsheepish]

I assume that this is for your home movie cumshot compliation?

Why not add milk and mix it with your excessively thick off white cum, place it in  a squeezy bottle and attach a straw to the bottle. Then tape the straw underneath your cock using flesh coloured micropore tape so the camera can't pick it up.

You then get your gay bestie to hold the bottle and squeezie from behind (while stroking your ass no doubt) at the appropriate opportune  moment.

Please remember to upload to Xhamster and link on here so we can give you marks out of 10.

The fact you went into so much detail with this makes me wonder if you upload to x hamster   

[Bangers and Gash]

Another pubescent clown who starts most of his posts with ''can anyone tell me..'' or ''does anyone know of...'' 

[Link7]

Troll/muppet. Quick look at his previous posts is telling. This the second stupid thread he's started in three days. Keeps asking fucking pointless questions, especially "does she see younger guys".

[YorkshireLad]

These kids will regret trolling in a few years when they are actually old enough to punt but will be banned from here for using multiple accounts.

[Happylad]

Well, the schools are on holiday now so we shall probably get many ,more like this over the next few weeks

[James999]

Hey all.

Hope all is well with you all in the world

Just a quick one for us guys. What do you do to make your cum whiter and thinner in consistency..??  Any advice/information..??

Thanks

Ask your Mum or other kids in your class 

[Sailormack]

The fact you went into so much detail with this makes me wonder if you upload to x hamster   

Many many times.

I cater for the Japanese micropenis market

[Cum_again]

Don't drink coffee, coke or tea, they add a beige tinge to your jizz

True story...

[Moresomes]

 What do you do to make your cum whiter and thinner in consistency..

You'll find that this will all sort itself out once your balls drop. 

[micklad]

What colour is it at the moment?

Mainly clear colour

[micklad]

Do you mean thinner in terms of viscosity ?

Yes it's thick at the moment which is ok i suppose haha but I want it to squirt out if u get my meaning

[freeze44]

Aw you nasty lot upset the kid  He reported you all to the headteacher...banned now 

[Bangers and Gash]

What a cheeky little cunt the OP was.... I've never been abusive to anyone on UKP, ever! 

[Plan R]

micklad ignore these nasty bastards.
I believe you - but please be more specific

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[One Eyed Snake]

Try 3 glasses of milk 30 mins before punt.

[Marmalade]

Another pubescent clown who starts most of his posts with ''can anyone tell me..'' or ''does anyone know of...'' 

I'm waiting for...

"Just out of interest, you guys, can anyone suck their own knob? What's it like?  I'm thinking of putting cream on it..."

[Moka1977]

There was a lad I went to school with who could apparently. Possibly just urban legend.  But I remember seeing him on the word a few years later drinking a pint of beer with his mouth around the pint glass which for some reason made me think the other was plausible. Twenty years later I saw him in the audience on question time asking a question and pretending to be respectable. Ah such is life...

[steviex00]

Don't drink coffee, coke or tea, they add a beige tinge to your jizz

True story...

Jesus, that explains why mine is brown!

This thread made me laugh, nothing to do with the OP's question, just everyone's reaction to it!

I love the "Banning Reasons" too. Maybe there should be one that simply says - Banning Reason - he's a total knobhead.

[hungrypunt]

Jesus, that explains why mine is brown!

 Banning Reason - he's a total knobhead.

Oh theres been better than that

[PleadInsanity]

I'm sure there will be more idiot posts with the school Summer holidays starting now

[myothernameis]

I'm sure there will be more idiot posts with the school Summer holidays starting now

Think we have found another contender

OP:   OiOiSavaloy

Thinking of booking a couple Male & Female adultwork