What SP's think of you

[Iloveoral]

Well Davie, instead of questioning all my posts, you would be better of looking into his account, 8 years a member here, ZERO reviews and most of his 700 posts are in the off-topic section. Wtf is he doing on a punting forum? That’s what you should be questioning. Whereas I registered over a year ago and have already paid £50 in annual membership fees, whereas this freeloader pays fuck all and contributes fuck all! 

Moving forward you need to hit the report button matey, we are getting away from members calling other members out on the forum. We don’t miss much and Davie will be on it, I get it looks unfair when others don’t contribute but please leave it to us to sort.

[Natwest]

I’d be interested in knowing why you haven’t contributed to site at all since 2015 please ?

Apparently explained in the past according to this post?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=316224.msg3301604#msg3301604

[daviemac]

Well Davie, instead of questioning all my posts, you would be better of looking into his account, 8 years a member here, ZERO reviews and most of his 700 posts are in the off-topic section. Wtf is he doing on a punting forum? That’s what you should be questioning. Whereas I registered over a year ago and have already paid £50 in annual membership fees, whereas this freeloader pays fuck all and contributes fuck all! 

It isn't up to you to question others and it's something you have a habit of doing.

Last warning, concentrate on your own contributions and stop being antagonistic, if you have an issue with any other members report it.

 

[Punterperson1971]

I’m sure the mods will see how often someone logs onto here so yeah leave them to sort it  or he may have spoke to mods all ready regarding why he hasn’t reviewed

[Puntingutils]

Well Davie, instead of questioning all my posts, you would be better of looking into his account, 8 years a member here, ZERO reviews and most of his 700 posts are in the off-topic section. Wtf is he doing on a punting forum? That’s what you should be questioning. Whereas I registered over a year ago and have already paid £50 in annual membership fees, whereas this freeloader pays fuck all and contributes fuck all! 

You're paying annually? I thought it's a £25 membership registration fee and that's it .

[versace]

You're paying annually? I thought it's a £25 membership registration fee and that's it .

It’s annual membership, £25 for 12 months

[Squire Haggard]

I’d be interested in knowing why you haven’t contributed to site at all since 2015 please ?

Well, its because of a red glow under the foreskin on my bell end which refuses to go away. It causes me no discomfort but would mean that getting OWO from an SP would be unlikely as it looks ''infected.'' Its mild eczema, according to my GP. I might ask him if it can be confirmed again that it is eczema. I put anti inflammatory cream on it, including today, which reduces the inflammation. 
OWO was always an important part of the punt for me. Another factor is the SP choice where I am has nose dived since Brexit. I'm north of the border, and its far from the best place in the UK at the moment as far as quality SPs are concerned IMO.
I did put up a couple of reviews in 2015 but they were deleted by old admin because he felt they were too short. A review of mine from August 2015 does exist on the ISG site. Its of LSS Edinburgh, same username.
I'm hoping to get a punt or two and put up a couple of reviews in the next few months, even if it means no OWO.

[JontyR]

Well, its because of a red glow under the foreskin on my bell end

Are you sure you aren't a Sith?

[Doc Holliday]

Apologies to the Mods but I feel this needs a comment.

Whereas I registered over a year ago and have already paid £50 in annual membership fees, whereas this freeloader pays fuck all and contributes fuck all! 

I am not sure if you and others are aware but for complex reasons when Head 1 inherited this forum among many things not working was the process of registering new members. This eventually required him to take the decision to pay someone to sort it. In order to finance this he asked for donations from members, which were forthcoming and he was able to sort out some of the technical issues, including opening up membership again. If it had not been for those donations then you wouldn’t be here now. He then also decided to introduce a fee for new members joining, but because of the support he had received from existing members he pledged to never introduce fees for them.

Versace, I do not understand why you continue to jeopardise your membership that you value and have invested in? It’s only a month ago that you were banned for 2 weeks for being deliberately confrontational and then ignoring a mod’s advice https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=374423.msg3838389#msg3838389

Then within three days of returning you are being confrontational again with a newish member. When I pull you up on this I get the “where are your reviews” treatment.
You are warned again to report a post and despite saying "noted" here we are again?

However this time you have introduced a more dangerous aspect with the “I have paid to be here others haven’t” argument. This has the potential to be even more divisive and harmful to the forum.

So now you find yourself on a final warning from Davie, so why not just do what you do extremely well ie supply punting information and reviews and desist from what you do very badly which is being deliberately confrontational with other members 

[Harry Stotle]

It’s annual membership, £25 for 12 months

Yep, and in reality you can easily spend more, if you struggle with understanding crypto.  I paid more than £30 as my £25  wasn't enough beacuse of something to do with the exchange rate. You have to keep making little extra payments until you are told you've paid enough! But it's easy to go over. I'm sure the crypto savvy younger members don't have a problem, but after all many of us are getting on a bit.

[Squire Haggard]

Are you sure you aren't a Sith?

Are you sure you aren't a bellend?

[Harry Stotle]

some wgs put notes on their phone besides clients numbers, one girl told me she had written, "always say yes" as an aide memoire against my name.

While lurking on a thread on the SPs forum, I got a good laugh when a wg said she had noted "Cornish Bed Shitter" beside the number of a client! 

[JontyR]

Are you sure you aren't a bellend?

I'm sure you have missed the joke.

[Harry Stotle]

I'm sure you have missed the joke.

I've also missed the joke!  Is it something to do with Star Wars?

[contentguy]

I've also missed the joke!  Is it something to do with Star Wars?

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[Squire Haggard]

I'm sure you have missed the joke.

I'm sorry if I missed the joke.

[Harry Stotle]

I'm sorry if I missed the joke.

Rgarding the mild eczema on your knob, this might sound daft, but what about getting a doctor's note, to show to an SP.

You say you've been to the doc's about your condition.  Go again and say you've started going out on dates after a long break and you glowing knob could alarm a woman! 

The better class of indie escorts care a lot about their health and are always getting tested, so I don't think they would be too taken aback at a punter producing a doctor's letter to explain some penile redness.

BTW, are you sure it isn't balanitis? it might me worth going to the doctors again, or getting a second opinion, from a GUM clinic, or a private doctor, if possible.

[Iloveoral]

Well, its because of a red glow under the foreskin on my bell end which refuses to go away. It causes me no discomfort but would mean that getting OWO from an SP would be unlikely as it looks ''infected.'' Its mild eczema, according to my GP. I might ask him if it can be confirmed again that it is eczema. I put anti inflammatory cream on it, including today, which reduces the inflammation. 
OWO was always an important part of the punt for me. Another factor is the SP choice where I am has nose dived since Brexit. I'm north of the border, and its far from the best place in the UK at the moment as far as quality SPs are concerned IMO.
I did put up a couple of reviews in 2015 but they were deleted by old admin because he felt they were too short. A review of mine from August 2015 does exist on the ISG site. Its of LSS Edinburgh, same username.
I'm hoping to get a punt or two and put up a couple of reviews in the next few months, even if it means no OWO.

Thanks for the reply matey, greatly appreciated
I have to ask as I’m sure you understand.

Hopefully we will see a review from you in the future.
You could be fireman Sam, he has a red helmet too (sorry) 

[JustaPunter]

In an effort to get the thread back on track.

I would think most SPs don’t think much about their clients outside of a booking.

Regardless of how many times you see an Escort they are there to make a living.

Pretty Woman was a movie after all

[Harry Stotle]

In an effort to get the thread back on track.

I would think most SPs don’t think much about their clients outside of a booking.

If you lurk on their main forum, it's clear that the best a punter can hope for is to be thought of as a favoured regular.

Many years ago I used to be a regular at a local brothel. I always saw the same Polish girl, and I thought we had a good rapport going.  But when on two or three ocassions I saw her in the local town centre, and gave her a wave, it was clear she had no idea who I was! 

[daviemac]

  But when on two or three ocassions I saw her in the local town centre, and gave her a wave, it was clear she had no idea who I was! 

Are you for real??? That's the biggest no no in punting' it can cause untold problems. What if she was with friends or a family member who didn't know she was an escort, how do you think she would explain that.

If you see an escort you've had a booking with out and about you ignore her as she should ignore you, it's called discretion, something you are seriously lacking.

Edit

She more than likely knew exactly who you were but acted in the correct manner by ignoring you. I wouldn't be surprised if she banned you from seeing her.

[Doc Holliday]

  But when on two or three ocassions I saw her in the local town centre, and gave her a wave, it was clear she had no idea who I was! 

She may have recognised you, but was, quite rightly, just ignoring you, which is the correct etiquette between punter and SP in such public encounters, unless you have an agreement in advance to openly acknowledge each other.

[Harry Stotle]

Are you for real??? That's the biggest no no in punting' it can cause untold problems. What if she was with friends or a family member who didn't know she was an escort, how do you think she would explain that.

If you see an escort you've had a booking with out and about you ignore her as she should ignore you, it's called discretion, something you are seriously lacking.

Edit

She more than likely knew exactly who you were but acted in the correct manner by ignoring you. I wouldn't be surprised if she banned you from seeing her.

As I said in my post she was from a local (now long gone) brothel, many years ago. (decades).  I was a lot younger and rather foolish.  I did visit between waves and no mention was made of my social faux pas.

I had mates at the time who would have gone up to her and their opening conversational gambit would have been along the lines of:  "Hi, how are you, are you still a whore. Is this your mum? Is she a whore as well?"...    

[IndigoRocks]

I had mates at the time who would have gone up to her and their opening conversational gambit would have been along the lines of:  "Hi, how are you, are you still a whore. Is this your mum? Is she a whore as well?"...

Oh right - and would you/they find it as funny if an SP walked up to them in front of their GF/wife and did the same thing?

Probably not eh.

[Andywb]

I had mates at the time who would have gone up to her and their opening conversational gambit would have been along the lines of:  "Hi, how are you, are you still a whore. Is this your mum? Is she a whore as well?"...

Surely, all the more reason not to wave?

[Harry Stotle]

Oh right - and would you/they find it as funny if an SP walked up to them in front of their GF/wife and did the same thing?

Probably not eh.

Oh for crying out loud.

Look I'm new here, and I've already come to believe  I've missjudged the general mood of the forum.

I'm jumped on for posting throw away anecdotes about events that I made clear occurred many years ago, and asked if I'm for real by a mod.

I wonder how exemplary the behaviour was of the other blokes on here was when they were young.

The whole atmosphere seems, at times, to be a bit tense.

I'll be on my way.

Where do I collect my refund?   ...THAT WAS A JOKE..

[sensualencounter]

Oh for crying out loud.

Look I'm new here, and I've already come to believe  I've missjudged the general mood of the forum.

I'm jumped on for posting throw away anecdotes about events that I made clear occurred many years ago, and asked if I'm for real by a mod.

I wonder how exemplary the behaviour was of the other blokes on here was when they were young.

The whole atmosphere seems, at times, to be a bit tense.

I'll be on my way.

Where do I collect my refund?   ...THAT WAS A JOKE..

If you think that the majority of us were going to condone that stupid lack of discretion by yourself and then the downright rude and offensive follow up from your mates, then yeah you’ve definitely misjudged the mood.

[nightbot]

In an effort to get the thread back on track.

I would think most SPs don’t think much about their clients outside of a booking.

Regardless of how many times you see an Escort they are there to make a living.

Pretty Woman was a movie after all

I actually ended up dating and eventually in a long term relationship where we lived together, with one of the woman I saw a couple of times as a client, we went through lockdown together. It can happen but it's also rare, and the signs of something like that happening would be visible quite early on like from 2nd or 3rd meet itself with stuff like staying over an hour past or longer, doing more date like things, and also becoming more personal in conversation.

I'm also good friends with another woman I used to regularly see but stopped, she was my first SP, we still talk from time to time eventhough she knows I'll never make another booking with her ever again cause I see can only see her as a friend now.

[Head1]

Oh for crying out loud.

Look I'm new here,

I'm jumped and

The whole atmosphere seems, at times, to be a bit tense.

I'll be on my way.

Where do I collect my refund?   ...THAT WAS A JOKE..

A guy walks into his psychiatrist's office and says’ Doc you got to help me, One night I dream I’m a tepee and the next night I dream that I am a wigwam.’ The doctor say’s,’ Relax, you’re two tents.’ 

[Iloveoral]

A guy walks into his psychiatrist's office and says’ Doc you got to help me, One night I dream I’m a tepee and the next night I dream that I am a wigwam.’ The doctor say’s,’ Relax, you’re two tents.’ 

Mate!
No!!!

Just no!!! 

[Doc Holliday]

Mate!
No!!!

Just no!!! 

I think perhaps he has opened his box of Christmas crackers six months early again