Footballer gets escort pregnant

[Metalgear2018]

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This would be the worst thing ever. Can you imagine explaining to friends and family?

[Dipper]

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This would be the worst thing ever. Can you imagine explaining to friends and family?

Wonder if she’s on any bb lists.

[berksboy]

'He is agreeing to a monthly maintenance deal with me although it’s not finalised yet.'

Tells you all you need to know , up the gut = pay day .

[Moby Dick]

So what happened to discretion?
Didn’t she complete the “How be a prostitute” course?

[justalad]

So what happened to discretion?
Didn’t she complete the “How be a prostitute” course?

Apparently not.  I wonder who the lucky lad is!

[David50]

At least she hasn’t named him .

[BernardBlack]

So what happened to discretion?
Didn’t she complete the “How be a prostitute” course?

I think she attended the “how to take someone for a huge amount of cash” instead...

[Crackpot11]

I’m sure we can all take a guess at who this might be, just to say he makes Rooney look like Einstein. Obviously they had bb which then takes it down a whole different path of what looks like some sort of entrapment.

[LLPunting]

"'Course darlin' you're such a stud!  You make me cream so much, the condoms are too small for you anyways, ahhhh, yes I'm on the pill... you completed that transfer last week right?"

Wonder if there was a spike in mobile calls to escort numbers as a multitude of players panicked.

[B4bcock]

At least she hasn’t named him .

I bet she will if the price is right.   

[mr.bluesky]

Wow who'd of thought.  Modern day footballers mis behaving. I remember I used to frequent a certain sauna in Birmingham and one the service providers there used to frequently visit a certain Aston Villa player at his house. ( Can't say who but he used to shag Jordan) mind you I think every footballer probably shagged jordan

[willie loman]

Wow who'd of thought.  Modern day footballers mis behaving. I remember I used to frequent a certain sauna in Birmingham and one the service providers there used to frequently visit a certain Aston Villa player at his house. ( Can't say who but he used to shag Jordan) mind you I think every footballer probably shagged jordan

George Best used to visit manchester brothels, and made no secret of it, it featured in some sunday mag profile.

[boardyhell]

cant imagine it was kyle by any chance

[Simmo87]

well thats 25% of his pre tax income going on child support for the next 18 or 21 years, plus whatever his wife fucks him over for in the divorce when she finds out he has been bare backing escorts.

 

[winkywanky]

well thats 25% of his pre tax income going on child support for the next 18 or 21 years, plus whatever his wife fucks him over for in the divorce when she finds out he has been bare backing escorts.

I wonder if the wife gets her 50% before or after the 25% gets deducted?

[Hurley]

cant imagine it was kyle by any chance

Interestingly he was named in the press this morning, but those same stories have now removed his name.

[winkywanky]

I wonder if this is the type of high class WG who always insists on using her own condoms for her own safety?

(And then when a Footballer walks through the door she digs out her carefully-prepared (pre-pin-punctured) condom, still in its 'pristine' wrapper. Kerching-kerching.

Not forgetting of course, to sell her story to a newspaper to tide herself over in the interim while the CSA gets its act together).

Skanky fucking bitch 

[Taggart]

Some interesting clues there. Gutter press will be busy digging...

[Home Alone]

I was wondering if mexicola knew something??

[HarryZZ]

There's a lot unsaid in the story, why wasn't she using a condom and how did she now who the father was? You would assume that she does normally use condoms but didn't when she was with him, I doubt she'll have to worry about working again, at least for the next 18 years.

[Marquis]

There's a lot unsaid in the story, why wasn't she using a condom and how did she know who the father was? You would assume that she does normally use condoms but didn't when she was with him, I doubt she'll have to worry about working again, at least for the next 18 years.

The article says that a DNA test proved the identity of the father. How she came to get hold of his DNA is not mentioned.

[winkywanky]

She may have planned it of course, in which case she'd simply save a glass he'd drunk out of, or similar.

[winkywanky]

Katy Morgan said the player had sex with her at least three times last year after his England pals recommended her...

So this is obviously an England player, and it sounds like all the England squad have fucked her.

I guess that makes her Miss England 2020 

How many of the England squad are married then?

This whole thing's a timebomb, liable to explode at any second  .

[oddson1970]

Katy Morgan said the player had sex with her at least three times last year after his England pals recommended her...

So this is obviously an England player, and it sounds like all the England squad have fucked her.

I guess that makes her Miss England 2020 

How many of the England squad are married then?

This whole thing's a timebomb, liable to explode at any second  .l think the gutter press will be all over this like a rash and names will be appearing shortly......a lot of worried footballers out there

[Jerk Chicken]

DNA more likely once she broke the news to him he consented to a test.

Lawyer/PR agent no doubt guided him best to keep the pro$$ie on board otherwise it could get very messy. A court can force you to take a DNA test in a Maintenance claim. At least this way she is, for now, refusing to name him as well as the other England players she has fucked.

She will continue to keep his court so long as the maintenance cash and were not talking £100 p/w keeps rolling in.

[Blackpool Rock]

Katy Morgan said the player had sex with her at least three times last year after his England pals recommended her...

So this is obviously an England player, and it sounds like all the England squad have fucked her.

I guess that makes her Miss England 2020 

How many of the England squad are married then?

This whole thing's a timebomb, liable to explode at any second  .

Sounds like she's been ridden on by the England players more than the tour bus and IMO she's seen an opportunity to get pregnant by one of them so she can get a nice meal ticket.

It's possible that she went BB with others too and then systematically went to them saying she was pregnant and thought it may be theirs so they needed to do a DNA test to rule themselves out

Well I guess we can rule out Wayne Rooney as he -
A. Isn't an England player any more and
B. She isn't old enough 

[winkywanky]

Indeed! 

[king tarzan]

It will be a gray day for the premiership player.

I thought footballers could laid with  who ever they want for free????

[winkywanky]

I thought footballers could laid with  who ever they want for free????

They could, but they pay prostitutes to fuck them and just walk away, and they have no worries about discretion or unwanted pregnancy because prostitutes are professionals.

Ah, I forgot the bit about gold-digging slags, silly me   

[A Decent Fist]

There's a well-known quote about rich and famous men using hookers. I remembered it as having been said by Jack Nicholson but its origins are not  clear.

Anyway, what Jack is supposed to have said at some point is: “You don’t pay them to f*** them – you pay them to leave.”

A slightly longer version was attributed to Clark Gable some years earlier:

He confessed that the lady I had seen leaving was, indeed, an expensive import from Madam Frances’ establishment.

“Why would you do a thing like that,” I said, “when all you have to do is whistle? Or grin?”

“That’s why,” he said. “I can pay her to go away. The others stay around, want a big romance, movie lovemaking. I do not want to be the world’s great lover and I don’t like being put on that spot.”

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[pa5151]

According to Instagram the baby’s surname is [Removed by Mod]
But yes good luck to the footballer supporting a societal leech through life.

[Doc Holliday]

They could, but they pay prostitutes to fuck them and just walk away, and they have no worries about discretion or unwanted pregnancy because prostitutes are professionals.

Ah, I forgot the bit about gold-digging slags, silly me   

 

[Jerk Chicken]

According to Instagram the baby’s surname is Gray.

But yes good luck to the footballer supporting a societal leech through life.

After going bareback doubt he has a choice now! I am
sure none of us would be surprised if we discovered Kyle Walker went bareback with his recent hooker party!

[Hobbit]

I feel sorry for the poor kid. When he grows up and finds out how he was conceived.....

[David1970]

I feel sorry for the poor kid. When he grows up and finds out how he was conceived.....

Wait till the poor kids realise who his parents are, a BB hooker and a thick footballer, not a very good gene pool

[James]

Was she on aw wonder if she has a review here lol

[rbtgrr]

George Best used to visit manchester brothels, and made no secret of it, it featured in some sunday mag profile.

George's famous quote containing the words "the rest I wasted" springs to mind. 

[scutty brown]

Wait till the poor kids realise who his parents are, a BB hooker and a thick footballer, not a very good gene pool

Have you never heard of cross-species hybrid vigour? Bit like you get with a mule

[willie loman]

George's famous quote containing the words "the rest I wasted" springs to mind. 

The quote was current before george was born, and it was almost certainly put in his mouth by a ghost writer. I came across the phrase in an elmore leonard novel, but its seems it was coined by wc fields.

[The Owl]

Was she on aw wonder if she has a review here lol

Maybe. Perhaps it's the daddy who dropped the review. He may have lied about suiting up.

 

Perhaps punting needs some new rules.

Never let on how rich you are if you're minted.

If you're famous tell them your jobs is as a look alike.

This reminds me of a local to me prostitute on SAAFE who talked about wanting to deliberately get pregnant by a rich client so she could rinse him for maintenance payments. She then disappeared after bragging about a rich in punter. If I'd known who she was I'd have blacklisted her, she was fucking mad.

[scutty brown]

but whats the surprise?

priests fuck quireboys
footballers fuck prozzies
its preordained

[LLPunting]

but whats the surprise?

priests fuck quireboys
footballers fuck prozzies
its preordained

I am more inclined to believe it's a rite of passage.

[boardyhell]

a high number of footballers divorce soon after their careers finish
suspect the wives let the cash flow in and take their revenge
the player was named in the sun on sunday

[willie loman]

Escorts and wags seem very close, socially and looks wise, just saying, they do nothing for me.

[king tarzan]

I feel sorry for the poor kid. When he grows up and finds out how he was conceived.....

Father a world cup medal hero (in the future) and a slapper mother 

[Blackpool Rock]

Escorts and wags seem very close, socially and looks wise, just saying, they do nothing for me.

That's basically what most Wags are though, hang around where the players socialise looking a bit slutty and make it clear "Your available"
What's the difference between a prostitute Vs an escort Vs a sugar babe, Vs dating a footballer with plenty of cash, essentially nothing as they are all offering gash for cash

[Kingy28]

That's basically what most Wags are though, hang around where the players socialise looking a bit slutty and make it clear "Your available"
What's the difference between a prostitute Vs an escort Vs a sugar babe, Vs dating a footballer with plenty of cash, essentially nothing as they are all offering gash for cash

Some footballer described Danielle Lloyd as being "passed around the Spurs dressing room like a bar of soap". Very poetic 

[Hurley]

a high number of footballers divorce soon after their careers finish
suspect the wives let the cash flow in and take their revenge
the player was named in the sun on sunday

It’s interesting that both the mail and the sun named him on Sunday but both have now removed the name from there reporting

[king tarzan]

It’s interesting that both the mail and the sun named him on Sunday but both have now removed the name from there reporting

Moral decay should not be encouraged in society.. (Jair Bolosonaro🐅 👊👊👊👊)

[pa5151]

It’s interesting that both the mail and the sun named him on Sunday but both have now removed the name from there reporting

The player obviously lawyered up.