Post any funny, silly or ridiculous WG's FAQ's you've found.

[Ashleydowns_milf]

Yet another dodgy outfit that don't make things clear prior to booking then.

It stands to reason a punter has to be clean in order to get the best service, just as an SP has to be clean for the punter, sadly all too often that isn't the case.

Under normal circumstances I will be with the escort I have booked withing 30 minutes of stepping out of the shower, I have never been refused or had services restricted because we both know I'm clean. However when it is safe to resume punting I will be more than willing to comply with whatever extra precautions the escort has in place.

Having said that I will be booking escorts who are prepared to make allowances regarding time in order to accommodate this, it is, after all, to everyone's benefit. Though the escorts I book don't feel the need to come on here and brag about their standards, unlike you who has to come on and defend your's.

What would the point of me turning up at an appointment squeaky clean if I then have to pay for a shower.   

My point was I mostly work in London in the daytime where people are coming always from their office and not from their home. At the time of the booking they always tell me I’m nipping out on my lunch break. Or they book at 5 and 6pm on the way home from the office. I’m very clear that they haven’t had a shower. They are not turning up from their home “squeaky clean”

And if something is being written on the internet about me I should have the right to reply. Thanks to this thread anyone thinking about booking me would be very clear that the shower is coming out of the booking time or there is no booking.

[Bonker]

Thank you for the character assessment that I didn't ask for. In common with much of the stuff you've written, it's drivel.

So you think this is good publicity for you. And people are queuing out the door for your charms. Well good luck to you.

I, for one, am not enamoured by your attitude. Not am I impressed by your pretentious profile.

I shall drink my piper heidslick (sic) alone. Your rants do raise a smile, your pictures do not raise anything. (oh, that's because I hate women, shit I forgot).

[Ashleydowns_milf]

Thank you for the character assessment that I didn't ask for. In common with much of the stuff you've written, it's drivel.

So you think this is good publicity for you. And people are queuing out the door for your charms. Well good luck to you.

I, for one, am not enamoured by your attitude. Not am I impressed by your pretentious profile.

I shall drink my piper heidslick (sic) alone. Your rants do raise a smile, your pictures do not raise anything. (oh, that's because I hate women, shit I forgot).

If you don’t hate women why are your reviews all negative and full of hateful comments on women’s looks? The proof is in what YOU have written. We can all read your previous reviews and the venom you spout.

As for me I’m not ranting I’m defending myself. A shower is compulsory on your paid time. You have spent two days arguing about that! Get a life.

[daviemac]

If you don’t hate women why are your reviews all negative and full of hateful comments on women’s looks? The proof is in what YOU have written. We can all read your previous reviews and the venom you spout.

As for me I’m not ranting I’m defending myself. A shower is compulsory on your paid time. You have spent two days arguing about that! Get a life.

Have you read the rules of this site.     https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

This one in particular.

2 Service Providers
This site allows service providers to be members, but there is zero-tolerance for touting, flirting, attention-seeking and negative attitude towards punters. Service providers must respect the ethos of the site. This site is not a chat platform between clients and service providers, nor is it a support site for service providers. All service providers / non-punters must reveal their working identities - no 'anonymous WGs'.

Those SP's who respond to reviews or criticism in a calm measured way last, those who continually slag off punters and try to defend their obvious greed don't.

17 of 52 replies on this thread are from you, you must have one hell of a dusty phone to have the time.

Do yourself a favour and accept other people's opinions of you, read the rules, stop posting in this thread (now is a good time for this) and in future make your point and leave it at that. Continually trying to justify yourself does you no favours at all.   

[Clattypats]

If you don’t hate women why are your reviews all negative and full of hateful comments on women’s looks? The proof is in what YOU have written. We can all read your previous reviews and the venom you spout.

As for me I’m not ranting I’m defending myself. A shower is compulsory on your paid time. You have spent two days arguing about that! Get a life.

I wouldn't ever return visit a WG where shower comes out of my paid time!... Aye, even all 4 minutes of it...

If WGs can't space their bookings out accordingly to accommodate that, then they can do one!...