What turns you off?

[MethodMan]

They're not very common with the girls I see. I try to see girls that haven't had kids, as I hate stretchmarks on the tummy. It would be good if there was an option in the AW interview to say whether they've had kids or not, but I can't see that going down too well with the wg's.

+1111111111111

I do not wish to pay wgs with stretch marks, saggy tits and severe cellulite. Got to be in their twenties and have a smoking hot body. I completely avoid profiles which cover up too much and don't show enough skin.

Why are guys on this thread using words like shallow and whinging? It's your money, you should get exactly what you want for your money. If you don't want to see a wg with stretch marks, that is your choice, you are not shallow.

[potato]

They're not very common with the girls I see. I try to see girls that haven't had kids, as I hate stretchmarks on the tummy. It would be good if there was an option in the AW interview to say whether they've had kids or not, but I can't see that going down too well with the wg's.

I would have thought that the AW Interview question " do you have any Birth Marks or Scars" would have covered it but the particular girl I saw had written No to that - though her stretch marks were like scarring from a massive burn - from her navel to the top of her pubis, right the way across the front and not a mention of it !

[zootie]

They're not very common with the girls I see. I try to see girls that haven't had kids, as I hate stretchmarks on the tummy. It would be good if there was an option in the AW interview to say whether they've had kids or not, but I can't see that going down too well with the wg's.

It's not just WGs with kids that have stretch marks
Younger girls can have them too
No expert on the issue but you can get stretch marks if you lose or gain weight
I think a lot of women have stretch marks so I try to live with it
I find cellulite harder to deal with
It's mostly due to a poor diet

[Lz-129]

I find cellulite harder to deal with
It's mostly due to a poor diet

A bit harsh, it mainly affects women but not mostly by poor diet although that can contribute, a very quick google came up with

What causes cellulite?

The causes of cellulite are not well understood, but there are several theories that have been put forth as explanations. Among these are:
Hormonal factors - hormones likely play an important role in cellulite development. Many believe estrogen, insulin, noradrenaline, thyroid hormones, and prolactin are part of the cellulite production process.

Genetics - certain genes are required for cellulite development. Genes may predispose an individual to particular characteristics associated with cellulite, such as gender, race, slow metabolism, distribution of fat just underneath the skin, and circulatory insufficiency.

Diet - people who eat too much fat, carbohydrates, or salt and too little fiber are likely to have greater amounts of cellulite.

Lifestyle factors - cellulite may be more prevalent in smokers, those who do not exercise, and those who sit or stand in one position for long periods of time.

Clothing - underwear with tight elastic across the buttocks (limiting blood flow) may contribute to the formation of cellulite.

[Ali Katt]

They're not very common with the girls I see. I try to see girls that haven't had kids, as I hate stretchmarks on the tummy. It would be good if there was an option in the AW interview to say whether they've had kids or not, but I can't see that going down too well with the wg's.

Maybe I've been unlucky, but I mainly see girls in their late 20s\early 30s and most seem to have had kids by that age or at least the ones I have seen. What I'm saying is if I refused escorts with stretchmarks or tatts I wouldn't even bother punting, because there would be even less choice than there is already.

The adultwork interview as mentioned does ask questions on birthmarks\scars - most escorts conveniently avoid this question.

[Jimmyredcab]

Why are guys on this thread using words like shallow and whinging? It's your money, you should get exactly what you want for your money. If you don't want to see a wg with stretch marks, that is your choice, you are not shallow.

Absolutely correct.

If you order fillet steak in a restaurant you don't expect to be given rump.
You are the client and the customer is always right.   

[foresight]

Absolutely correct.

If you order fillet steak in a restaurant you don't expect to be given rump.

But I particularly like a nice little rump 

[Ali Katt]

A lot of good responses on here. Some that haven't possibly been mentioned:

On profiles:
* chav\text speak "C me 2day 4 fun"
* heavily airbrushed pictures or outdated ones
* pics were the stomach is covered, something to hide?
* Shit tatts airbrushed out
* 10 commandments, negative bullshit, blatantly biting the hand that feeds
* long meandering essays stating the obvious

In the flesh (things I've experienced)
* Big pants - just because the woman is a "BBW" doesn't mean she has to wear Mrs. Brown's bloomers, a pair of french knicks please.
* Little or no effort made - wet hair, chipped nails, wearing a tracksuit, crusty feet etc.
* fake moans and the obligatory "oh baby"
* Constant talk about their kids or hubbies - I appreciate they may love them, but talking about them is boring to listen to and ruins the facade. It's also quite offensive on your paid time.
* Shit music\commercial radio\ any music full stop.
* an alarm set early\constant clockwatching.
* Being wanked off constantly\blatant ploys to make me cum quicker etc.
* 10 commandments.
* Added "extras" not mentioned.
* Turning her head away when going in for the "smooch" - what is this a fucking Ritzy nightclub or paid sex?
* texting constantly or answering phone calls - a big no-no.
* wild goose chase directions
* "have you got my money?" as soon as the door opens.

Stuff mentioned on other threads, but not experienced by me
* Used condoms drying out on a washing line   
* Crusty bath towels
* A wet shower that a previous punter wanked in.
* Passing punters on the stairs
* The escort farting, pussy farts I can deal with, not the other end.
* The escort burping.
* The escort taking a shit during the meeting.
* period stained sheets - nothing to do with Victorian textiles
* spunk stained sheets, even worse if it's her son's Man U ones.
* "Babbies asleep in next room"

I could go on. More turns me off than turns me on. Maybe I see it too pessimistically.

[zootie]

I could go on. More turns me off than turns me on. Maybe I see it too pessimistically.

I don't think so
Just a realist
There is more shit out there than there is good

[Whore Of Babylon]

A lot of good responses on here. Some that haven't possibly been mentioned:

On profiles:
* chav\text speak "C me 2day 4 fun"
* heavily airbrushed pictures or outdated ones
* pics were the stomach is covered, something to hide?
* Shit tatts airbrushed out
* 10 commandments, negative bullshit, blatantly biting the hand that feeds
* long meandering essays stating the obvious

In the flesh (things I've experienced)
* Big pants - just because the woman is a "BBW" doesn't mean she has to wear Mrs. Brown's bloomers, a pair of french knicks please.
* Little or no effort made - wet hair, chipped nails, wearing a tracksuit, crusty feet etc.
* fake moans and the obligatory "oh baby"
* Constant talk about their kids or hubbies - I appreciate they may love them, but talking about them is boring to listen to and ruins the facade. It's also quite offensive on your paid time.
* Shit music\commercial radio\ any music full stop.
* an alarm set early\constant clockwatching.
* Being wanked off constantly\blatant ploys to make me cum quicker etc.
* 10 commandments.
* Added "extras" not mentioned.
* Turning her head away when going in for the "smooch" - what is this a fucking Ritzy nightclub or paid sex?
* texting constantly or answering phone calls - a big no-no.
* wild goose chase directions
* "have you got my money?" as soon as the door opens.

Stuff mentioned on other threads, but not experienced by me
* Used condoms drying out on a washing line   
* Crusty bath towels
* A wet shower that a previous punter wanked in.
* Passing punters on the stairs
* The escort farting, pussy farts I can deal with, not the other end.
* The escort burping.
* The escort taking a shit during the meeting.
* period stained sheets - nothing to do with Victorian textiles
* spunk stained sheets, even worse if it's her son's Man U ones.
* "Babbies asleep in next room"

I could go on. More turns me off than turns me on. Maybe I see it too pessimistically.

Oh what's wrong with that! Gotta dry them out somehow before I reuse them

[Lz-129]

Oh what's wrong with that! Gotta dry them out somehow before I reuse them

While you might be jesting, I am sure it's been dried,   sorry I mean tried

[Dani]

Oh what's wrong with that! Gotta dry them out somehow before I reuse them

I agree mind you its the rolling them back up that I find the most annoying, may have to start trying the old unrolled condom stretched over the cock routine as will make life so much easier   

[funkeemonkeeguy]

* Shit music\commercial radio\ any music full stop.

At a past December some time ago, I was taking a WG from behind whilst Wizzard's "I wish it could be Christmas Everyday" was playing on one of those huge 40-50in tvs these incall places always seem to have. I wish I'd had the TV turned off!

[Whore Of Babylon]

I agree mind you its the rolling them back up that I find the most annoying, may have to start trying the old unrolled condom stretched over the cock routine as will make life so much easier   

Yeh, they kind of loose their elasticity after a while, I find a piece of string tied around the base sorts that out and stops any seepage   

[Dani]

Yeh, they kind of loose their elasticity after a while, I find a piece of string tied around the base sorts that out and stops any seepage   

Thanks for that as I was using elastic bands but some men complained as it was cutting off the blood supply

[Chris3591]

Profiles:

Distasteful usernames with using words such as hairy, jugs, cunt
Too much PhotoShop editing
Pictures with bad facial expressions
Not enough profile information in the about me section

In person:

Bad hygiene
Lack of manners
WG's who are quick to finish the job
Shared apartments
WG's doing more handjobs than blowjobs! (I'd do it myself if I wanted a handjob!)

 

[Ali Katt]

Profiles:

Distasteful usernames with using words such as hairy, jugs, cunt
Too much PhotoShop editing
Pictures with bad facial expressions
Not enough profile information in the about me section

In person:

Bad hygiene
Lack of manners
WG's who are quick to finish the job
Shared apartments
WG's doing more handjobs than blowjobs! (I'd do it myself if I wanted a handjob!)

 

These two seem to go hand in hand. I now have a no hands rule as constant wanking, not just during oral, but also when putting on a condom, during doggy, before missionary or even when getting undressed is blatant attempt to make the punter cum faster.

Distasteful usernames don't bother me, but I think if a profile is overly explicit it is more likely to be fake or written by someone else.

Welcome to the forum.

[Whore Of Babylon]

These two seem to go hand in hand. I now have a no hands rule as constant wanking, not just during oral, but also when putting on a condom, during doggy, before missionary or even when getting undressed is blatant attempt to make the punter cum faster.

Distasteful usernames don't bother me, but I think if a profile is overly explicit it is more likely to be fake or written by someone else.

Welcome to the forum.

I don't understand wanting to make a punter cum as quickly as possible. I try to make sexual activity last for as much of the booking as possible. Because if they're pleased they'll come back! I know a strange idea, hey?
I also find that that most guys find it easier to last longer in the hand than mouth or pussy.
Do they expect to chuck you out as soon as you've cum?
I find it a great help when meeting a client for the first time if they tell me upfront they're quick off the mark or if they like to go twice or more. Then I can try and pace the time right.

[Ali Katt]

I don't understand wanting to make a punter cum as quickly as possible. I try to make sexual activity last for as much of the booking as possible. Because if they're pleased they'll come back! I know a strange idea, hey?
I also find that that most guys find it easier to last longer in the hand than mouth or pussy.
Do they expect to chuck you out as soon as you've cum?
I find it a great help when meeting a client for the first time if they tell me upfront they're quick off the mark or if they like to go twice or more. Then I can try and pace the time right.

Not all escorts want to provide a good service or care about repeat bookings. If the escort has a cum once service or knows he won't manage a second round, if he cums quick, she gets to "clock off" early. As well sex is more "work" than wanking someone off, if the man is on the brink before he has even had sex, he may last 2 minutes, instead of 15. I agree that I generally cum quicker through sex or oral than hand jobs, the fact most women's hand jobs are awful could be part of it. If the woman is sucking a guy off and wanking him off at the same time or wanking him off by putting her hands underneath in doggystyle it's double the stimulation.

Also, a lot of escorts would rather talk bullshit for 30 mins at the end of 1 hour booking and provide 30 mins or less sex. Having said that, I don't understand why a punter would want to spend a whole booking talking, but some love it.

[FLYING BLUE]

1 - Poor hygiene is absolute top hate for me - I scrub thoroughly & I expect them to as well.....
2 - The infamous 10 commandments - Don't touch this, don't touch that, I don't do this etc
3 - Stretch marks
4 - Smokers breath
5 - WGs that try to have you cum as fast as possible & then assume the meeting's over

[tda666]

I have just remembered another one ...

Stubbly leg hair ...eugh !  I had that on my first AW punt, I thought you cheeky cow. I'm paying you and I've shaved my balls and you can't be fuckin arsed to even shave your legs.

[A new world]

2 - The infamous 10 commandments - Don't touch this, don't touch that, I don't do this etc

I am pretty new to all of this but once we are down to business I usually quickly ask about do's and don'ts.

I haven't had anything so far that have been bad apart from my first punt bait and switch then "I only do normal service" crap. The other handful after have been pretty enjoyable. some of the stuff listed above makes me feel like there are some dark times ahead and I have been very lucky so far.

[Ali Katt]

I have just remembered another one ...

Stubbly leg hair ...eugh !  I had that on my first AW punt, I thought you cheeky cow. I'm paying you and I've shaved my balls and you can't be fuckin arsed to even shave your legs.

I've experienced this as well, more than once. Never mind shaving your balls, if a punter shaves his face it is effort enough to make an escort not shaving her legs inexcusable. Even if I hired a £100+ an hour female solicitor I'd expect her to shave her legs daily as part of the image, never mind a prossie where her body is a large part of her business.

I've also seen escorts with hairy backs when punting, never had a hairy lip though.

[tda666]

. some of the stuff listed above makes me feel like there are some dark times ahead and I have been very lucky so far.

Not dark times, just different experiences. The good ones will feel so much better after a bad one! ..... It's like a box of chocolates, they can all look great but no one wants to end up eating a Marzipan one!!

[Lz-129]

, they can all look great but no one wants to end up eating a Marzipan one!!

I'd take the marzipan one over dark chocolate any day

[sucky2dollar]

WG's insisting on massages
Dirty bathroom\toilet
Bumping into other punters in flat
Seeing condoms\tissues or wipes in the bin near the bed
Seeing wet patches on the sheets or pillow before starting

 
One WG i saw had 3 damp towels on the radiator, I assume as soon as a punter had dried his junk she was just sticking it on the radiator to dry for the next guy to use..nice

[Ali Katt]

WG's insisting on massages
Dirty bathroom\toilet
Bumping into other punters in flat
Seeing condoms\tissues or wipes in the bin near the bed
Seeing wet patches on the sheets or pillow before starting

 

One WG i saw had 3 damp towels on the radiator, I assume as soon as a punter had dried his junk she was just sticking it on the radiator to dry for the next guy to use..nice

That's why I shower before leaving to meet someone - I always thought it was a joke and a myth, but crustified spunk bath towels are real.

[NIK]

Don't know if anyone has mentioned this as I haven't read all the thread, but hearing them talk about boyfriends and fucking kids! 

[NIK]

Also fake dirty talk. 'Fuck me hard, big boy, etc.   
And ' Hurry up, you only have ten minutes left.'

[WestCountryLad]

Stretchmarks
Meaty pussies
Hairy pussies
Spare tyres
Brummie accent

 

[dreyas1234]

1. room stinking of stale cigs (marlboros especially tend to leave a pissy fag smell)
2. shitty attitude like im lucky to be there
3. refusal to provide services as described even though i called twice to confirm she does it. fucks sake, pisses me off just typing it.
4. queues or catching a punter on the way out. I know shes a WG but i dont need to see the chav that had a go last.
5. laziness while fucking - asking for mish cos she cant be fucked to ride me.
5. Chicks with dicks

[Horizontal pleasures]

5. Chicks with dicks

aarrgghh
luckily I never encountered any

[portable]

1) A woman who doesn't actually know how to put on a condom on a guy. If they just stretch it open and 'bag' my dick with it, that's a big no-no. I met one girl in particular, who is well known and seems to have a good profile for herself, saying "I do know how to put a condom on!" when I asked to put a new one on myself. It's a bad sign anyway, I mean condoms actually come with instructions, and you'd think this is the one profession where you'd definitely need to know how to do this! And, personally... I can cum a lot, and if it's not put on properly there will be seepage. And lo and behold, this time.. seepage on her sheets. Don't know if she put clean ones on for the next guy but I somehow doubt it.


2) Lack of towels. Not just for drying after a shower either, but if a girl is fine with facials, or COB, then she should have one close to hand. Say I shoot a load over her.... then what? She just carries on? Walks to the bathroom covered in jizz, then... oh wait, of course there are no towels in there either.

Urgh.

So I guess, escorts who don't give  a shit or are too dumb to be doing what they are doing.

[sucky2dollar]

Herpes

[Gooner4Life]

I walked into a punt in Nottingham a while back. The woman answered the door with a 2 year old in her arms, I nearly walked out at that point but I thought lets see what happens. She put the nipper in a play pen and showed me to the bedroom leaving both the lounge and bedroom doors open. I felt uncomfortable so did the old "wallet in the car" trick and left not returning. I nearly called child services.

[Jimmyredcab]

I walked into a punt in Nottingham a while back. The woman answered the door with a 2 year old in her arms, I nearly walked out at that point but I thought lets see what happens. She put the nipper in a play pen and showed me to the bedroom leaving both the lounge and bedroom doors open. I felt uncomfortable so did the old "wallet in the car" trick and left not returning. I nearly called child services.

You should have done just that.     

[Ali Katt]

1) A woman who doesn't actually know how to put on a condom on a guy. If they just stretch it open and 'bag' my dick with it, that's a big no-no. I met one girl in particular, who is well known and seems to have a good profile for herself, saying "I do know how to put a condom on!" when I asked to put a new one on myself. It's a bad sign anyway, I mean condoms actually come with instructions, and you'd think this is the one profession where you'd definitely need to know how to do this! And, personally... I can cum a lot, and if it's not put on properly there will be seepage. And lo and behold, this time.. seepage on her sheets. Don't know if she put clean ones on for the next guy but I somehow doubt it.


2) Lack of towels. Not just for drying after a shower either, but if a girl is fine with facials, or COB, then she should have one close to hand. Say I shoot a load over her.... then what? She just carries on? Walks to the bathroom covered in jizz, then... oh wait, of course there are no towels in there either.

Urgh.

So I guess, escorts who don't give  a shit or are too dumb to be doing what they are doing.

I would add to that escorts who don't know how to suck cock, yet they still claim to be professional.

[portable]

I would add to that escorts who don't know how to suck cock, yet they still claim to be professional.

 

Well, there's that too.

[cumbrianguy]

The words   - at discretion 

[Cat Lady]

Keep going guys! very informative... and educational too. Like 'What modern whore ought to avoid  doing' guide

[Horizontal pleasures]

fake leopard or tiger stripes on the bed

[Tony Montana]

Stretch marks, large tattoos, ignorance

[Ali Katt]

The words   - at discretion 

As I've said before AW could do with scrapping this, same as having bareback and unprotected sex - two terms for the same thing. At discretion is blatantly open to abuse. Whilst a man the escort fancies may get a better service i.e. all the discretionary services - this doesn't bother me, blatant misadertising is unacceptable - anal being the main one, 5" is always too big for some. Another option would be for the escort just not to advertise anal, but their ploy to get a (clit) sucker through the door would fail - instead they end up with a negative review or feedback anyway, so lose business regardless, but anintelligant escort, can't figure that out or maybe they don't give a fuck, anally or colloquially.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Avoided those so far
Once went down on a girl only to find she had started her period 

I wish

I once only managed a bareback on a lady who had her period. I did need a shower but it was another taboo cracked.

[mh]

I wish

  I always knew there must be demand since girls offer "period play", but along with hardsports I can't see the attraction.

[Horizontal pleasures]

for me it was breaking a taboo.

[Thepegmeister]

Really mechanical formal meeting and services. Like she's serving me in the deli or something and waiting for clocking off time. I'm not expecting WGs to be into it, but at least pretend you are.

On the mechanical service, I hate the dead pan 'shall I give you bj?' or 'shall we put a condom on?' or 'do you want me on top?' again delivered in a voice and expression like she's the Saturday girl who just wants to get out and start BBMing her mates.

[tyner]

I am going to see French Girl Magalie next week for some of her Shit. There is nothing more erotic than watching and getting from a female what you are not supposed to see, let alone smell, touch and taste if you wish.......the very extreme in sexy flifth. Apparently French Girl Magalie does this all the time and even has a comment on AW feedback. So lets hope I get a nice hard one.

[rudolph hucker]

I am going to see French Girl Magalie next week for some of her Shit. There is nothing more erotic than watching and getting from a female what you are not supposed to see, let alone smell, touch and taste if you wish.......the very extreme in sexy flifth. Apparently French Girl Magalie does this all the time and even has a comment on AW feedback. So lets hope I get a nice hard one.

I take it 'hardsports' are on the menu then? Bon appetit!

[cunnyhunt]

I am going to see French Girl Magalie next week for some of her Shit. There is nothing more erotic than watching and getting from a female what you are not supposed to see, let alone smell, touch and taste if you wish.......the very extreme in sexy flifth. Apparently French Girl Magalie does this all the time and even has a comment on AW feedback. So lets hope I get a nice hard one.

2 posts with several mentions of the pro$$ie.

if it looks like a tout then it is a tout.

Tyner sounds like he should be in the "cunts" thread.